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[The whole video is a funny announcer style voice]
From the award winning director
George Puke-Us
Comes Nine Year Old Man
A shape shifting alien from the planet Zoron
Full of Mysteries and Powers beyond belief
He can talk and text on any phone
two at a time
[Evil Laugh] ha ha ha
and look at how powerful his physical strength is
he can smash eggs
[pause]
And Jelly sandwiches
[pause]
and Fruit Loops
he can really mess you up if your a bad guy
he can change channels with just his mind he needs no remotes
[Evil laugh] ha ha ha
He can alter physical reality
he can hold back punches
and kicks
he can escape from handcuffs
He can hack into the most sophisticated computers in the world
[Evil laugh} ha ha ha ha
Nine year old man plays the drums
He plays the flute
he plays two guitars at one time
he guzzles pop
he plays two video games at once
nine year old man
coming to a theater near you
from George Puke-Us Productions
The End