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HERE'S JEANNE MOOS.
>> IT WAS A CROTCH-GRABBING,
BUTT-SLAPPING, TONGUE-WINDING,
GRINDING PERFORMANCE, STORED
WITH LEGS, EVEN IF WE CAN'T SHOW
WHAT MILEY CYRUS WAS DOING.
NEVER AS ONEHAS ONE OF THOSE FO
FINGERS EVER BEEN SO MAN
HANDLED?
NOW EVERYONE'S POINTING THE
FINGER AT MILEY.
>> THE WHOLE THING WAS
CRINGE-WORTHY.
A LITTLE DESPERATE.
>> TRYING SO HARD.
>> JUST THIS STAGE OF ON-STAGE
***.
>> SHE WAS THE TARGET OF TWEETS.
JUST WATCH THAT MILEY CYRUS
TEDDY BEAR PERFORMANCE AND I
THINK I'M NOW LEGALLY REQUIRED
TO PUT MYSELF ON SOME KIND OF
REGISTRY.
HER LOOK WAS MOCKED ON YOUTUBE.
THUMBS UP, THUMBS DOWN ON THE
MILEY CYRUS PERFORMANCE?
>> OH, THAT FOAM FINGER.
YEAH, IT WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD.
>> I THINK SHE'S TRYING TOO HARD
TO BE SEXY.
>> TRYING TO BE WAY TOO OLD AND
TOO VULGAR.
>> WHEN YOU SIT THERE AND WATCH
WITH YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER, WHO IS
11 YEARS OLD AND YOU'VE GOT TO
BE EMBARRASSED.
WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND WENT
OH WELL.
>> THIS IS AS CLOSE AS WE FOUND
TO MAN ON THE STREET SUPPORT.
>> I'M IN THE MIDDLE.
>> IN THE MIDDLE?
VERY GOOD.
>> A BIT MUCH, BUT IT'S ALL
RIGHT.
>> EVERYONE KEPT SHOWING THE
PHOTO OF WILL SMITH'S FAMILY
AGAST, REACTING TO MILEY CYRUS'S
PERFORMANCE.
>> THEY CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
THEY'RE LOOKING AT.
>> IT TURNS OUT WHAT THEY'RE
LOOKING AT IS LADY GAGA'S
PERFORMANCE, NOT MILEY'S.
AND THE PERSON ON THE RIGHT WAS
JUST SCRATCHING.
MILEY'S LATEX-CLAD BOTTOM WAS
COMPARED TO A CHICKEN'S.
HER LOOK WAS COMPARED TO JIM
CARREY'S AS A STEROID USING
FEMALE BODYBUILDER.
IN REACTION, MILEY TWEETED OUT
"MY VMA PERFORMANCE HAD 306,000
TWEETS PER MINUTE.
THAT'S MORE THAN THE BLACKOUT OR
SUPER BOWL."
TO THINK FIVE YEARS AGO THE
ONION NEWS NETWORK MADE THIS
PREDICTION.
>> MOST EXPERTS AGREE AT CURRENT
USAGE LEVELS, MILEY CYRUS WILL
BE DRAINED DRY OF ENTERTAINMENT
VALUE BY 2013.
>> Reporter: WELL, IT'S NOW
2013, BUT WE ARE STILL GETTING A
LOT OF ENTERTAINMENT VALUE OUT
OF THIS PERFORMANCE.
>> BE A LITTLE MORE CLASSY.
>> Reporter: SO MILEY, IF YOU
LET YOUR FOAM FINGER DO THE