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[Happy music playing]
Hello! Welcome to the Croc and Bernie show!
Ah. Why can't it be Bernie and Croc show?
Cause, ah, I do the video editing!
Oh.
Well, let us introduce ourselves!
My name is Bernie, and I am a...what am I?
Well, I'm Croc! I'm a crocodile!
Oh yeah, I'm a human!
Ah really?
Yeah! I'm a human!
So ah-yeah ah-yeah ah-let's talk about ourselves! Yeah!
So ah, I have no hands.
When I use my hands, my mouth is open. See? Watch.
[Unusual clapping noise]
So yeah.
Well I also like to eat things, because I'm a crocodile!
Well that's very self-explanatory.
So ah-yeah ah-talk about yourself, Bernie!
Well ah, I got the name Bernie, because I like the sun, and what not.
Also, Bernie sound like burn, and the sun really burns.
So yeah.
Also, I don't wear sunscreen. I don't know, I just don't.
It's very ah-it's very cold.
It's probably because you can't afford it.
You probably can't even afford hands!
That's right, I went there!
Holy crap, it's a cat!
[Jazzy music playing]
You know why crocodile are made to eat things?
So ah, they can live.
Well...
Roar!