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To reassure public opinion Barack Obama has assured he will protect the USA against a new attack.
Mister Obama what makes you that optimistic ?
I'm gonna tell you dude.
I gonna give you the five *** reasons for which Al Qaeda will not attack the 11th September.
Number 5
Because the brain of nine eleven end up deep undersea eaten by crabs, dude.
Number 4
Because the only bearded man allowed to flight in the USA, it's René, Céline dion's husband.
Number 3
Because Al Qaeda is too busy kicking our *** in Iraq.
Number 2
Because they are too busy kicking our *** in Afghanistan.
And the reason number one for which Al Qaeda is not going to attack on nine eleven ...
Because, the two towers, we didn't reconstruct them, dude!