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Lauren Conrad: Hello, I'm Lauren Conrad and I'm here to talk to you about a very serious problem
that's happening every day, all around the world, right in front of our eyes.
It's called 'Fashion F*** Ups.'
Thousands of 'Fashion F*** Ups,' or FFUs, are committed every hour and they affect everyone.
I know what you're thinking, 'doesn't having poorly dressed friends make me hotter?'
But the hard fact of FFUs are they don't only hurt the person who looks like an idiot, but the people around.
So by allowing your friends to commit an FFU, you may in fact be f'ing yourself.
Think about it, how many times have you gone to meet a friend and found yourself feeling
the firsthand effects of their second hand clothes?
Or wonder why someone else's decision to wear a *** pack, made you look like an ***.
Well, it's time to stop stuffing your dignity into your deep pockets of your cargo pants and say F-U to FFUs.
Remember, there's no shame in changing your friends if it makes you look better.
Take the kitten heels for instance, in simple terms, they're dumb.
What's the point of a kitten heel? There is no such thing as walking the kitten walk?
They're truly the El Camino of shoes.
The only person who can pull off a kitten heel, is Suri Crusie.
So take off the training shoes, and strut your stuff the way your plastic surgeon intended.
Jean shorts, cut-offs for men, aka jorts.
I can't believe that I even have to address this one
But, sadly there are men out there who think they can rock the Daisy Dukes.
The best way to explain it is, the only thing a guy should have riding up his leg is a girl.
And that just isn't going to happen in jean shorts.
Next up, is the bedazzled look, or as I like to call it: 'the Jon Gosselin of Tuxedo T-Shirts.'
What is it exactly you're captioning here? The tough guy look without the tough guy?
Grow a pair, and ink yourself, not your shirt.
Skinny jeans on men.
Somewhere along the way, guys were given the impression that comfort could trump style-not the case.
If we wanted a guy in tight pants, we'd date a fat guy!
So leave the skinnies to the ladies and make sure when you use that crude pick-up line
of 'what's in your pants?', you're not already calling your own bluff.
You can get more advice in my new style book, "Lauren Conrad Style," by me, Lauren Conrad!
Because when it comes to fashion, the more you know the further you'll go.
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