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Would you rather live on a houseboat made of garbage or eat a sandwich in a portable
toilet?
Portable Toilet.
You'd really do that?
Over a garbage houseboat obviously. It'd smell bad, and then the water would make it smell
more.
And then you just gotta big pile of wet garbage.
So you're saying you would eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?
Yes.
Huh, just so happens I got my sandwich right here. And what's that over there?
Oh! Time to put your sandwich where your mouth is.
You can't be serious.
What a coincidence, my sandwich is chicken, too. Oooh!
She's got your there, Mordecai.
Are you daring me? 'Cause if you're gonna dare me, just dare me.
Alright, I dare you.
Oh, so we're just changing games now. Fine then.
Wait, how would we know if you actually do it?
Right, it's not a legitimate dare without a credible witness.
Fine, I'll be the incredible witness.
So, where you planning that the whole time or..?
Nah, it was more of an impulse.