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-Hey, hey, spooky-ookies!
"Fangs" a bunch for checking out Foodsplosion,
the Halloween edition!
-(announcer) It's time for fun in slow-motion.
Get ready for... Foodsplosion!
-Yo, disembodied voice from beyond the grave,
who do we got today?
-(announcer) Coming straight from the patch,
give it up for our latest catch.
It's... Country Pumpkin!
-What up, chubs? Lookin' good in that costume.
-[Southern accent]: Costume?
Hoo, doggies! Wish I'd thought of that.
-Okay, Plumpy McPlumperson, fun time's over.
Are you ready to play...
[with audience]: Foodsplosion?!
-Well, yeah. I suppose I could sit a spell.
-Here's how it works, gordo: we ask you a question;
you get it right, you win!
You get it wrong, you still win!
-Can I get a "hoo doggy"?
-Whoo-hoo-hoo doggy!
-Okay, here's the question.
If Doctor Who had a dog, what would he name it?
-Hoo-hoo-hoo, I'm, uh...
-The timer is running. Five seconds!
-[grunting hesitantly] I, uh...
-Six seconds! Two seconds!
Four seconds! -[stuttering]
-No seconds! -Hoo... doggy?
[buzzer] -(announcer) That's correct.
-Whoo-hoo! I don't believe it!
I'm a winner. In your face, Dad.
-Meh. Had to happen sometime.
Now let's see what he won!
-(announcer) Country Pumpkin, you've just won...
a chainsaw!
-That there is an entirely inappropriate prize
for a pumpkin, and I am deeply offended.
[audience groans]
-I think I know how to make this up to you.
-I'm listenin'.
-How 'bout we give you 100% brand-new all-expenses-paid
FOODSPLOSION?!
-Well, I'd guess I'd say...
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, doggy!
[fwump!]
Once again, I am deeply offended.
[screams]
I think I landed on my keys. Aah!
-[singsong]: Don't look behind you!
[chainsaw rattling] -[screams]
-Yeesh, well I saw it once,
and now I want to saw it again.
[slow-motion groaning]
And again!
[slow-motion squishing]
And again!
Say what you want, but that pumpkin had a lot of "guts."
[laughter] That's all for now,
but be here next time
for another unfortunate "chain" of events on...
FOODSPLOSION!!!
-(announcer) Brought to you by the Daneco family of products.
The only thing crazier than our craftsmanship
is our clientele. Daneco.
[ka-boom!]
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!