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Thanks for covering for me at the grocery store, Mork.
Oh, that's all right, J.
I know what it was lie the first time
I tried to put a live lobster in a shopping cart.
I guess we shouldn't have bagged our own groceries.
Ooh, dead bread.
Well, at least now we can have pumpernickel tortillas.
Looks like you don't have to worry
about scrambling your eggs, either.
Aw!
It's not a pretty sight, is it?
Well, at least they died with their shells on.
May you rest in pieces!
I've never seen anyone get so emotional over eggs.
Oh, each one of those eggs
represents 76 chicken hours, Jud.
You know, Mork, ever since I moved into this neighborhood,
you've been one of my best friends.
Thanks for taking me to the movies.
How'd you like it?
Well, for such a conceptually interesting film,
I usually like to see it twice,
You know, I found the production values reminiscent of Bergman,
and the dramatic values reminiscent of Fellini
but what bothers me is, why did the coyote,
after the roadrunner blew him up, come back 5 seconds later?
How should I know? I don't even understand what you said.
Uh, what do you want me to do with the mail?
Oh, put it on the counter. It's Mindy's.
This one's for you.
Oh, mail for ?
It's from "The U.S. Dep.
Of Immig and Nat"?
I don't know anyone named .
What's it say?
Let me see.
Sorry.
Oh, no, it's from the Department
of Immigration and Naturalizatio.
"Dear sir..." That's nice.
"With concern to your vist April 19 last year,
"we require more information on your alien status.
"Please contact our office immediaty
to prevent termination of U.S. residency. Love, Jimmy."
I still don't know what it means.
Well, it means I'm up the creek without a green card.
Being grown up is sure confusing.
I'm sorry, little o.
Last year I went to ay for an alien status,
and they, well, the-they refused me, and I thot
they threw away the f, but I guess they didn't
What's that gotta do with a creek?
It means I'm gonna be deport.
What's "deported" mean?
It means I'll have to fd another place to live.
I better go down there and check it out right away.
Careful what you say.
You're right. It's the government.
If I try and duck any questions,
they'll think I'm chicken, and my goose is cooked.
I guess I'll have to prove tht I'm gonna be a fine America.
What's on the Statue of Liberty?
I was there once when I was a kid.
It says... "Carlos loves Mary Beth Ovitz."
Oh, it's almost 4:00. I'd better put on some decent duds
and get down to the federal courthou.
I'll stay here and tell Mindy where you've gone.
You know, Carlos must really love Mary Bet.
I mean, he built that big sta,
and she's still carryig a torch for him.
Well, he sure is. Mork, you have a visitor.
Oh, rug bug, you probably just came
to say goodbye, didn't you?
That's not why I'm here.
I saw this program on TV and I thought it might help you.
It's about adopting kids from Asia.
If you could fid someone to adopt you
like the Vietnamese k,
you could stay in this country.
( gasps ) That's a great idea!
Yeah, Mind, but I'm allergic to silk
and I don't love rice.
It's not so bad if you put lots of sugar on it.
See y!
Okay. Thanks a lot, Jud.
Sure thin!
Hey, bye.
Mork, did you hear that?