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*ominous orchestral music*
*knocking*
Oh, Tammi right?
>>Yeah, Ricardo?
>>Come on in.
>>It's nice to meet you. This is the space.
>>Oh. Okay...okay.
>>Think it has potential?
>>Um...yeah! I think it's got great bones.
I can see doing a light taupe on the walls, I think that would look nice.
*phone rings*
>>Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute.
>>Ok.
*footsteps* *creaking*
*ominous music* *unearthly whispering sounds*
*louder whispering/gurgling sounds*
Hi, sorry about that.
>>Oh. Oh, yeah. Mhm.
So you were saying about the walls...?
>>Um, mhm. Yeah, walls? Yeah...the walls? Uh, yeah...I was talking about the walls.
Yeah, I think we could probably put a...light taupe? On...the walls.
>>Are you okay?
>>Yeah, yeah I'm fine. I'm okay. Mhm!
Well look, I gotta run.
>>All right.
>>So here's the key, you can come in whenever.
>>Okay.
>>Park in the back, next to the shed, if there's something you need to unload.
>>Okay.
*Ominous piano music*
*Small whispering sound*
*louder, scratchy whispering*
*extraterrestrial gurgling*
*nightmarish whispering*
*deeper distorted whispering*
*ominous swelling orchestral music*
*louder gurgling/maniacal whispering noises*
*distorted springy sound*
*tense string music*
*gasp*
*chorus of eerie murmuring voices*
*loud, otherwordly yelp*
>>Ricardo! Ricardo! Where are you? Ricardo!
*reverberating nightmarish screams*
*high pitched, tense string music*
Ricardo! Ricardo!
*loud, bloodcurdling screams and echoes*
*panicked breathing*
*dramatic, deeper orchestral music*
Hey Mandi. I think I'm losing it.
This house is sending messages to me.
And it's...making noises.
>>So you're saying this house is talking to you?
You mean it's like...giving you a lot of inspiration...
Or it's actually speaking to you?
>>No, I mean...I think I need to get out of here.
Just meet me at the bar.
'Sgoin' on today, how you doin'?
>>Hey.
>>Right, did you actually come here to see me...
...Or can I get you some drinks?
>>Umm...Yeah, can I get two appletinis please?
>>Absolutely, anything for you babe.
>>Ew, gross.
Hey Tammi!
>>Hey how are you?
>>Oh god, it was a horrible day.
>>[Cutting her off] Oh my god, no I'VE had the worst day.
Like...I'm trying to take a shower?
And...the water won't get hot
So it's like...I'm waiting, I'm waiting for it to get hot, it won't get hot...
And then! When I get out, it fogged up my mirror...
And it's like...the water wasn't even hot! How is it gonna fog anything up!
*Ominous music as Mandi's voice fades out*
[Barely audible] Oh hey...did you see my nails?
*Music crescendoes*
Oh my god, I'm so sorry,
I totally forgot. You sounded so stressed on the phone, so...
...I got you some cupcakes!
*Music swelling* >>[Blood curdling scream]
[Music cuts off abruptly] >>What? You love cupcakes!
*ominous music intensifies*
>>I gotta go.
>>But we haven't even got our drinks yet!
*ominous string music*
*gate creaks*
*high pitched howling*
*music builds threateningly*
*door creaks*
*more ominous music, eerie noises*
[music cuts off]
What is this?
>>This is our interdimensional ship.
We have cleverly disguised it as a hu-man shed to avoid detection.
>>Who are you?
>>We are Galorpians from the planet Glipglock.
We have come to invade your planet, as ours is filled to capacity.
>>Cease your mouth-running! You have told her too much!
Now, she must die!
Commence the procedure!
*claps briskly*
*glass hits the table*
>>[Gasps] The urn!
The urn of Gnopnokk!
[Gasps dramatically]
>>Wait! It looks like you're having a
problem with organisation.
I can help you get control of your clutter.
Have you thought about storage containers?
Filing? And more shelving?
>>Does she not have a point, sir?
I mean, that is why we are here.
We have many things. And this city has
many empty sheds.
>>I can make this work. I can go to the
container store, and sort this all out.
>>Don't touch that! *ominous music*
That's the Q-57 modulator. *ominous music*
Very. important. *ominous music*
[Music disappears abruptly] >>Ok well, I can buy draperies,
and I can also get throw pillows to put
here on the sofa, and I can also have paint,
we can do a mauve color which would
soften it, and the drapes would also
soften the room as well.
>>But sir, mauve is very pleasing to the
optic units.
>>Just try it--what have you got to lose?
*eerie music*