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Cheeky.
Cheeky ***!
The Pope's just blocked me.
What?
Pope Gregory's just blocked me on Twitter.
Perhaps he sick of you taunting him Henry.
It's not taunting Catherine. It's friendly banter.
Like sending him all those pictures of his face...
Photoshopped onto different farmyard animals?
Maybe he doesn't like being a pig or a duck.
I just found them on the internet and I thought he might be interested.
You didn't just find them Henry.
You spent the whole afternoon making them.
You even missed Cash In The Attic.
You never miss Cash In The Attic.
Well, he so damnably smug.
Have you seen his latest update?
"Sitting on the balcony with a cup of tea...
...and a Mint Yo-Yo, waving at the faithful.
God, I love being the Pontiff!"
***!
Oh by the way...
...have we got any Mint Yo-Yos?
You know we haven't Henry.
If you want some, you'll have to add them to the shopping basket...
...and they'll come in the next delivery.
But that's not until Wednesday!
I want one now.
You only want one because the Pope's having one!
No, I just fancy one.
I was thinking that even before I saw that he was having one.
Have a Kit Kat instead.
No, no, no, no. I want something minty.
Why don't you have a Kit Kat with a little bit of toothpaste on top?
I bet it'll taste exactly the same.
What are you retarded?
That won't work!
If you eat a satsuma and a Yorkie at the same time...
...it doesn't magically taste like a Chocolate Orange!
No, I want the real thing.
Well, we haven't got any.
You know you could always pop out and get some.
Oh Henry, I'm right in the middle of ironing your big pants.
No. You'll have to wait.
(whistles)
You know technically that's treason.
Not this again Henry...
No I'm just saying it sounded a bit treasony.
You've got to be careful. I don't make the rules.
Why do you always have to bring up treason?
I'm just saying.
Have you ever seen someone hung, drawn and quartered?
It's really, really messy.
All right!
I'll go and get you some.
Anything else?
Yes, yes, yes. A lottery scratchcard...
...and one of those puzzle books...
...and a Kinder Surprise.
Right.
And give us your Twitter login so I can drop the Pope a line.
I've just found a picture of him getting milked!
Moo.
Mooooo!