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Hey, can I burn a copy of your Nickleback CD?
Baggy t-shirts look awesome on you!
I miss faxing.
Twighlight deserves an Oscar.
I completely understand my taxes.
Mmmm. Captain D's!
Hey, does anyone know how I can make papyrus my default font?
I just wish there was more WNBA on television.
My Bazooka gum still has flavor.
The Beatles suck!
I miss my modem.
Hey, keep that Al Gore / internet joke coming.
I'm so glad I ate six chalupas.
I have got too much money.
I just got the best deal on printer ink!
I miss Rosie O'donnell.
I'm hoping he asks me to help him move.
I miss my dial-up.
Whitney is hilarious.
Touch the screen.
I'm thinking about ditching my iPhone, so I can use Boost Mobile.
We should move to Oakland!
These CSI shows are all so different.
Never seen this Ikea furniture at anyone else's apartment.
Star Wars is NOTHING without Jar Jar Binks.
Could you please keep smacking your gum?
T.L.I.
I've been dying to hear your new ringtone.
I could really go for a Filet-o-fish right now.
Yay, buffering!
Yes, nausea!
Aids!
Woo, mold!
[sniff] Mmm. fart.