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God, this is fun. It's so important to entertain.
It's what keeps you young. It's why my parents look so old and decrepit.
It's because they never have anybody over.
I think we should start by having theme nights.
I love that.
Obviously one will be a fondue night.
Obviously fondue night. I think we should also do a craft night.
Yeah, as long as we keep our supplies to one corner.
- But definitely a craft night. - Absolutely a craft night.
I definitely want to do a Japanese snack night.
All your nights can't be food nights, though.
Like, I was thinking maybe we could do something more like a French salon.
Okay, I love that idea
because I've always felt like I was secretly really good at cutting hair.
I was thinking of it more in terms of just,
like, a Gertrude Steiny idea.
- Oh, so like a lesbian night. - Well, no.
It's just, like, I watched "Midnight in Paris"
and I thought, "I can do that."
Okay, so it's like when the Manson family,
before they committed any murders, and Squeaky Fromme
was just like the Mary of Peter, Paul and Mary.
Yeah, when they were just like a band.
- Like a dirty band. - Yeah.
I love living with you.
And I'm so excited that George is coming tonight