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Jane: Hi, so I have a special presentation for all of you lovely peop-- Are you sure we should be doing this?
Charlotte: Yes, it’s okay.
Jane: I mean, won’t she be mad?
Charlotte: No it’ll be fine.
Jane: I- I just don’t feel like-
Charlotte: Okay forget it, just wait.
We feel that Lizzie isn’t being particularly…comprehensive with her commentary regarding recent events.
Jane: Well it is her video blog.
Charlotte: But didn’t you think her last video was a bit inaccurate?
Jane: Lizzie sees what Lizzie sees.
Charlotte: Which is why Jane and I are here, to reveal the truth to all you lovely viewers, preferably through conflict. As only Lizzie’s videos can.
Jane: Well I’m not Lizzie.
Charlotte: But this is about Lizzie, and this is what Lizzie refuses to believe happened at Carter’s Bar. My name is Charlotte Lu and…Jane?
Jane: Oh. Hi, I’m Jane.
Charlotte: ...and Lizzie Bennet is in denial.
"Lizzie Bennet is in Denial" Written by Rachel Kiley
So we’re good right?
Jane: Yes. We are good. We’re doing this for Lizzie.
Charlotte: Great.
Jane: Oh, doesn’t Lizzie just improvise these?
Charlotte: You want to improvise?
I simply don’t understand the purpose of playing video games. How can any self-respecting adult waste their time on such childish activities?
Jane: Well, Caroline I will admit, it isn’t particularly my cup of tea. Was that good? Did I do it right?
Charlotte: Don’t break character. Be Darcy.
Jane: Oh, I don’t really know Darcy.
Charlotte: And this pitiful little town is just so horribly depressing. I can’t imagine you and my brother are enjoying your stay here.
Jane: Well it’s not actually that terrible, but I suppose I can see what you mean.
Charlotte: And the PEOPLE in this town, enjoying top-40 radio, laughter, and non-organic produce. So uncivilized.
Jane: I disagree with you there.
Charlotte: Oh do you now? Pray tell, what is it that makes you think well of any of these cretins?
Jane: I’ve been thinking about the pleasure a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow.
Charlotte: And then he stared directly at Lizzie.
Jane: Yes, he did seem really fixated on her. Did he really say that?
Charlotte: No, we’re dramatizing.
Jane: Aren’t we all about the truth?
Charlotte: Point is, Caroline was seething.
Jane: She did seem really on edge, but Lizzie won’t believe us because she’s convinced that Darcy’s an absolutely horrid person.
Charlotte: That guy really needs to work on his game.
Oh look, your little crush is coming this way. Are you fake texting?
Jane: It’s super important.
Charlotte: Anyway, that was the end of it. All we saw at least.
Jane: We got a little…distracted after that. There were some things that we needed to take care of.
Charlotte: What she means is we had to drag a drunk Lydia away before she ended up in jail.
Jane: Charlotte, can you please not refer to my baby sister as a drunk.
Charlotte: But it’s kind of the truth.
Jane: Dramatize.
Okay. Is that it?
Charlotte: Yeah that’s it, go ahead and close us out.
Jane: Lizzie, I’m really really sorry. Charlotte made me do this. And she came in and she was bugging me and I-
Charlotte: Jane, you narc!