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-Hey, guys. Sorry I haven't posted a video in a while,
but as you can see, I'm in Hawaii again
and boy, have I been having a ball.
This used to be bigger.
Anyway, I'm back and I just wanted to say
welcome to the new year, 2012!
-Dun, dun, dun
-Anyway, it's finally 2012 and...
-(Sean) Dun, dun, dun
-And I just wanted to say
I'm really looking forward to the new year.
I feel like I haven't been posting enough videos lately,
but thanks to 2012--
-Dun, dun, dun
-You done? -Yeah.
-What are you doing?
-You know, like in the movies,
when something bad is about to happen,
it goes, "dun, dun, dun."
-Uh... what?
-Hello, it's 2012. The world is gonna end.
-Um, no it's not.
-Uh, yes it is. The Mayans said so.
-Do you even know a Mayan?
-No. -Do you even know what a Mayan is?
-Some type of ca--
-I am sick of people saying that 2012 is the end of the world.
And to specifically the people that say,
[drawling]: "Well, the Mayans said so.
That's how they talk, like this..."
you probably don't even know a Mayan
and, even if you did, they're not psychics.
They made a calendar. I could do that.
My theory is this:
people that say the world is ending
are either depressed because they want the world to end,
really gullible and believe everything they hear and read on Google,
or just a prick because they want to scare people
into buying useless things for the end of the world.
-(Ryan as announcer) Tired of falling down from earthquakes?
-Earthquake!
-Those pesky meteors keeping you up at night?
-Meteor!
-Aren't you sick of those elf-looking Lord of the Ring Hobbits?
-Hobbits!
-Well, look no fur--
Thanks to the 2012 Safety Rock,
all of your end-of-the-world problems will be solved.
For the simple price of $100,000,
three diamonds, and a rock,
you can get the Safety Rock.
Earthquakes? No problem.
Thanks to the 2012 Safety Rock, you'll never fall down again.
Meteors keeping you up at night?
Buy two Safety Rocks and sleep like a ze...bra.
[whinnies] That was a horse.
And as for those disgusting Hobbits, like the saying goes:
"Hobbits are stupid, throw Safety Rocks at them!"
So, what are you waiting for?
Call this number before it's too late!
And remember, keep rocking.
[strums guitar chord]
Huh, this rock is flat.
-Okay, so maybe there's nothing that stupid.
But people really are selling useless crap to people
just because they think the world is ending,
which brings me to my next point:
the next time someone tells you the world is ending, tell them,
"Okay, in that case, give me your money,
your cat, your dog, your waffles,
because you won't be needing that stuff anyway, right?"
My point is that no one knows when the world is gonna end.
No one knows when your world is gonna end,
so why worry about it?
That's why, as cliche as it sounds,
you have to live life to its fullest.
So have a wonderful 2012. You will be seeing more of me
and I promise you, I will see you in 2013.
-Are you sure about that?
-Hobbits!
-Dun, dun
-Teehee!
[Ryan squealing]
I don't know, I'm making the sound for you.
This is my face...
-[laughs]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
-(Ryan) Do you even know a Mayan?
-Yes! [laughs]
-You were bigger. [both laugh]
[laughs] I'm sorry.
[laughter]
-It's a something bad that's--
that-- that-- that-- that--
-(Ryan) That, that, that, that...
Keep rocking.
Ow!