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bjbj OK I m goin' off script here to do a little social/entertainment commentary that
I ve been compelled to do. You see it's recently come to my attention that we have a major
crisis in America. There's a threat to children out there, that is far greater than any existing
threat known to man kind......What is it? Pageant Moms. That right I said it. Pageant
Moms. These women make, me, sick. Thankfully, for shows like Toddlers & Tiaras and Little
Miss Perfect and even to some degree Dance Moms these lunatic stage mothers have been
finally exposed. These women don t need a reality show, they need a psych ward. Dr.
Drew where are you? I mean who the hell thinks that dressing up an adorable 6-year old girl,
like a gaudy, 21-year old gypsy bar *** is cute s not cute, it s friggin sick. s obvious
to me that these "moms" are just living vicariously through their kids and it s sickening that
no one is calling them out. I mean really calling them out. They need help. Recently,
I was watching one of these shows, and they highlighted a mom who was selling pin-up calendars
of herself, just to raise money to keep sending her daughter to these pageants. Really? Who
the hell who would buy a calendar to see some nasty-***, white-trash mom in her stained
leopard skin ***? That's what the Internet is for give me a break. It's funny how she
s got plenty of money for a photo shoot, design and printing of a calendar, but no money to
send her daughter to a pageant? Right that s because it s all about her. She wants the
attention. She wants to be on stage. s not about her daughter. If she could enter that
pageant, she'd do it. Don't you see, these pageants are just a way for narcissistic women
to live out their sick pathetic fantasies. They exploit their kids, just so they can
relive their youth. d say that their dreams of fame escaped them in their prime, and now
they re simply trying to capture it at the expense of their child. That s one of the
reasons why I say that attempting to achieve stardom, it s just star dumb. Look what it
does to people. It becomes the impractical aspiration that plagues you for life. Grow
up! On one episode they asked one little girl who by the way seemed like a very sweet girl...unlike
some of the other snots...they asked her why she liked doing these pageants. And she said
she liked the attention, because she doesn t get much attention at home. Say what? And
how about the lame attempts to justify it all. Always trying to convince the world that
their daughters REALLY love competing. That somehow competing in these pageants was ALL
their idea. As though one day, little 3-year old Susie is lounging back on her high chair,
sucking back on her num-num cup, thumbing through OK magazine, turns to her mother and
says "Hey yo Mom, check it. Little Miss Snot Nose Pageant is coming to town. Well my nose
is filled with lots of snot...whatta ya say we give this bad boy a whirl, huh?" I mean,
what self-respecting preschooler wouldn t want to compete in a beauty pageant? Wouldn
t you? I know I can t think of one single toddler who wouldn t want to rehearse for
hours on end, travel in a cramped car seat, sitting in a wet diaper, driving up and down
the Interstate for hours, then go throw on layers of ***-face, *** eye lashes, annoying
hair extensions, ridiculous baby dentures, and then have adults all up in your grill,
constantly ordering you around, telling you how to stand, how to act, how to speak .and
at the end of day .go through ALL of that just to send you home crying, once again,
because the mean white lady thought you weren t good enough to win. Say What? That s a toddler
s dream come true. Forget about Sponge Bob, or My Little Pony. Performing like a circus
monkey, in front of a hundred rednecks at the truck stop Holiday Inn, for a tacky, nickel-plated
trophy is WAAAY more fun. (female voice) Hey Mr. Bald Guy, you ve got it all wrong, my
little precious just loves doing pageants. Don't you sweetie? (Screm) Oh no, she always
screams at me like that. She's a diva. What? Oh my God. You're a horrible man. I would
never hit my child. I Iove her. I don t believe in discipline. Besides we don't have to discipline her.....the "juice" keeps her
in line. (Wtf stare) Don't you see, these women are exploiting their kids....so they
can live out some sick, selfish fantasy. And the saddest part is, I have yet to see a kid
that has really impressed me with their talent on one of these shows. Many of the kids I
ve seen shouldn t even be competing at all. They re really not that good. That s not to
say, they may not be good in the future, but not so much now. And yo, what s up with the
fathers? I have no respect for these whipped numb-nuts who just follow, limpishly along
with their wife s madness. (Whipped Husband) Yes dear, here s little Susie s studded bra,
all shined up and ready to go sweet pea. Please don t hit me with the rolling pin dear. Pa-lease
grow a sack. Pageant Dad s listen up. These pageants are a pedophiles dream come true.
Take your damn heads out of your *** for a minute and think. I said think! Where else
can these sick *** legally go to see live, under-aged girls, dressed like drag
queens, *** poppin to Beyonce? That sounds more like a night in Bangkok, not a pageant
in Peoria. Any man, who knowingly allows their young daughter to trance around, on stage,
with a pound of pancake on their face, looking like a fifty buck hoe, is a damn fool. Point
blank! These parents are doing nothing but totally screwing their kids up with their
irresponsible behavior. I mean look at some of these girls, they re little snots. They
re awful little human beings. They belong in a cage, not on stage. But I don t blame
the kids they re kids. Kids mimic what they see. Crap in, crap out. Man, I'll tell you
one thing, if my kid ever spoke to me the way some of those little girls do to their
parents Listen. It s a parent s job FULL TIME .to raise their kids, responsibly, always
looking out for their welfare. Toddlers are innocent, they re faithful and trust their
parents unconditionally. Obviously there s no handbook to being a good parent, but it
doesn t take an engineer to figure out that all it takes is some good judgment and common-sense.
And from what I ve seen, many of the mothers on these shows, totally lack both. They re
poor examples of parents and should have their Mother s club card revoked. If they don t
get psychiatric help now, then their kids will surely have to later. If you know someone
like this, get them help. Young children shouldn t have to pay the price for their parent s
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