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I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
Nothing special 'bout me Mother ***
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ***
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother ***
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
And my *** performances are average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quite street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read till I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this *** is hard to hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother ***
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother ***
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother ***
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a *** STD
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough
"You want some of this ***?"
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
"I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge
and ever since then it just not the same:
you know it...
it gets pre' ... It gets pretty sore"
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother ***
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother ***
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
I like the show Grey's anatomy Mother ***
Surgeons anyway...
Surgeon is a very serious business!!!
*$::?ß*
I am just a regula' everyday normal guy...
and I am pretty good at making paper planes