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Oh, how did I get into this mess?
(Alarm clock plays "The Emperor's Theme")
Morning, Sate! What do I have today?
Okay, let's see, you've got a 10:00 meeting with the
InterGalactic Banking Clan, a 10:00 meeting with some
senators, your 3:00 meeting of elderly conservatives for McCain--
Oh, well that sounds--WHAT! Did you just say two things at 10:00?!
Yes, sir. It would appear that you're...double booked.
Well, couldn't I just record a hologram like I always do?
Well you could, except that it's 9:58.
Oh yeah, that's how.
Sorry to have kept you waiting, most esteemed senators of Kashyyyk.
Uh, actually, we're from Mirial.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
So anyways, as I was saying, opening trading with the Banking Clan
would--oh shoot! I just remembered something I have to go do.
Uh, right, sorry about that.
Entirely understandable.
So if someone tries to offer you a trade deal, do NOT accept it.
It--Oh, be right back.
Sorry about that, it just couldn't wait.
Hi. We were just wondering how our trading would be affected
by taxation and inflation.
Oh, would you look at the time!
Oh hey, I have to, um...
Pay your taxes?
That's it!
Uh, sorry, but I gotta make like Senator Organa and bail.
(Annoyed grunt)
Uh, hey, I um, gotta go water my plants.
(The Imperial March plays as cell phone ringtone) Uh, sorry, I gotta take that.
Ummmmmmmmmm. Sup.
Ok. I'm almost done and I haven't made a single mistake.
Just a few minutes more and I'll have pulled this off.
In conclusion, you should open up trade channels immediately.
Any questions?
Yes.
Aren't you Darth Sidious?
(Idle senatorial chatter)
(panting) Where'd he go?
Whoa, slow down. Where'd who go?
That one Sith Lord guy. He was in your office--the one only you have access to?
Wow, heh heh, man, those Sith must be more clever than most people realize, huh?
Oh, don't worry sir, we'll find him. I never forget a face.
(Awkward silence)
So, uh, should we finish up the meeting?
No, that's all right. It's 11:03. We know you're a busy man, Chancellor.
Heh, you have no idea.
My psychiatrist is going to have a field day with this one.
(Alarm plays Star Wars end credit music)
(Battle of the Heroes)
(The Imperial March)
(The Emperor's Theme)
(Duel of the Fates)
(The Throne Room)
I'm beginning to think he didn't have to water his plants after all!