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factions and he claims that I like no no american
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buddy stands for himself so the political views expressed in my
presentations are not mine
nor they may not be the authors Corp used the offer gathers information from
unknown sources
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government agencies
he does not verify the content but they're misinformation
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piecemeal information as purely fax
without considering the overalls picture be offered at one another
finished presentation Andrew searching for the concerns that the average
American citizen
you will try to inform you with the real facts sprig
filled with a sick sense of humor so please feel free to post a comment about
your concerns
the offer is most concerned about governmental policies especially health
care reform and how it should be addressed by our president I did
who Obama this is Microsoft Sam wishing you and yours the best of times
and happy new year
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after a long life I will now offer some life lessons
in fact that we should teach you grade school but we won't
life lessons
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as a proven will be the law of the land
within two
you have the right to be wrong 1
sometimes
less than three
you can pick your nose but please don't pick mine unless I ask
lesson 4:
believe everything you hear a report think you have seen
less than five
do not think negative only positive
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three left consecutive always right
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right is not always correct
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true facts about America
back 1 this country was started by capitalism from Europe
period
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after we game or independent it was built up by capitalism
period
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we promoted cheap food we were and later transportation to grow your country
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law and order to be long to be strong
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the well-being of wider to rule back 7
this president has forever been cursed by the points right she's right
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mankind's technology appears to be improving at a rapid pace
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with liberty under moreover God I am proud to be an American
however my American Bash turned into the country if not so United States of
America scam
back in my youth I was very offended at the park had lunch if he's not playing
with liberty and justice for all
was american propaganda in the sixties I felt the older kids were just ignorant
or naive
today's youth would be justified to be like the beauty love the 60s
the sixties generation is now in their 60s we're back and he's gone
absolutely nowhere we had realized that we were in the big number naive
the problem is times have changed over the years and we are still you're
ignorant or naive
or maybe just too tired or frustrated to try changing our system
I the american working boomer one's life we will be girls
now on way to smoother with earthworms all the lights low intake blessed life
born under the reign of truman raised under the Diane survives an hour
Kennedy & Johnson we can under nixon Ford
and Carter broken under reagan-bush buried by Hillary and Bill Murray
clinton
please Lord reincarnate harry gets a man all
at least we didn't get gored who Bush lacked again in
hey bud could I have another beer another PBR here
please cool damp mop hope and mop did you enjoy
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first video
one baby Beluga researchers presidential breyer which is followed by another
professional readers presentation about health care reform
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Sam
wishing you and yours but very best of times