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hello internet I am coming to you from outside my house
where it is a balmy -14 degrees Celsius
yippee also I have what is possibly the worst head cold at all of head cold
history so
that's just the icing on top of the cake really if you like me you're wondering
what I'm doing out here wandering around like a lunatic
well then let me clear things up I'm grounded
with a capital G for what I did you can check out my last video that pretty much
shows you everything you need to know
I mean after we finished filming that Britt stormed downstairs and basically
demanded that my dad ground me for an entire month
I had to laugh because I don't think my dad heard one word of Britt's five-hour long
rant
he just sat there doing work till Britt stop talking and then sentenced me two weeks
grounding with no chance for visitors or
outings or anything like that Britt looked pretty pleased with herself
till she realized if I can't go anywhere that means she can't go
anywhere
so she really screwed herself on that one and since she's too
arrogant to realize that she made any mistakes she's blaming the whole thing on me
aside for a couple swear words she hasn't spoken two words to me since that night
it's been pretty great but seriously this grounding thing is getting out of control
I wasn't able to make a vlog last week because even though I know how to work
YouTube now I'm still mostly useless on a camera without Megan
I'm not even sure if this is recording right now
I hope it is. It was. Anyways,
being grounded is also the reason why I'm out here cause after one Firefly re watch
endless friends reruns and a Star Wars marathon I am getting unbelievably bored
anything that I can do to get me outta the house is a welcome distraction speaking
of
wanna know an unwelcome distraction? apparently Britt has decided to get her own vlog
and this only days after getting after me for having mine
as always hypocrisy reaches new lengths in my baby sister
I have no idea what she's gonna talk about or even when she's starting for
that matter
but I'm sure it'll be sometime in the near and torturous future
on the plus side there was a sweet fight at school day and I'll give you one guess
as to who it involved
that's right the one and only James Wright I guess I haven't given you guys an update on
James in a while
well since we last spoke he's started being annoyingly nice to me
he's doing things like hanging around my locker waiting to talk to me
holding doors open for me and yesterday he pulled my chair out for me before i sat
down
and pushed it in for me I mean who does this guy think he is?
I've tried telling him a dozen times to leave me alone in the clearest and harshest
ways possible
but he does not listen and today I found a poem taped to my locker
from him he wrote a bunch a BS about how wonderful I am
and asked me if I wanted to go on a date with him on Friday
unbelievable you know it's getting dark out so I think I'm gonna head in
we'll pick us up in like five minutes after I've made myself some coffee
Alright, I'm back inside and i wanna talk more about this fight
the whole thing started right after school today when everyone's at their lockers
getting ready to go
our lockers are organized alphabetically so thankfully
james's locker is nowhere near mine but
one of his only friends is Grant mcnealy whose locker is right across the
hallway for me
that means that James has every excuse to be constantly around my locker
I've mostly just resorted to hanging out with Megan when I can pry her away from Curtis's
constant presence that is
Normally I have things pretty well timed out so that I can just flat out avoid
James but today I was still putting my books in my bag when he should showed up at Grant's locker a full
two minutes earlier than normal
so at this point my attention is focused solely on shoving my bag full of my stuff and
getting out there as fast as possible so that James doesn't notice me
I was so wrapped up in it I didn't even notice him and grant walking
towards my locker
until they were on either side me that's when James starts flirting with me
if you can call it that like doing stuff like stealing my lock and then
putting it on my locker backwards or stealing my water bottle in throwing it back and
forth between him and grant
just being a general jerk. I turn around, fix my lock, grab my bag, and then jab my elbow into James's
stomach so that he drops my water bottle. At this point, Grant turns to James and is like
c'mon man lets go just lose her to which James responds
who are you calling a loser it did not take long for things escalate from there
Grant kept trying to explain himself, but every time he said the words
lose her James would shout at him for calling him a loser
finally James's had enough and just throws Grant up against a locker
and starts wailing on him
I felt bad for Grant, but not bad enough to stick around and help him out
I mean you hang out with guys like James and sometimes that's just what you get. don't worry though, the fight didn't
last for long
I saw Hudson come running out of the music room to break it up as I left. Passive hippie.
The good news is I heard James has to go to detention for an hour after school
every day for the rest of the month which means I will not be seeing him near my
locker anytime soon and it's great for Megan too because now I can finally stop
interrupting her persistent flirting with you know who
So. let's review today's events with a new segment called winners and losers
winners me hopefully grant will have the intelligence to tell James to ***
off the next time he comes around
which means I may never see him in the hallway ever again losers
Grant for getting repeatedly punched in the face and James
who by profusely refusing to be called a loser thoroughly proved that he is
indeed a giant one
so there you have it with any luck I won't ever have to deal with James right outside of
class
ever again and that is a good feeling