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Welcome everybody
I am Ryo
I am Mandy, Ryo's partner
We are the hosts for tonight
We are both green in being hosts
And hopefully there won't be any mistakes
We will support each other
Please forgive us for any negligence
Ryo, among all your buddies
Do you know why Jackie picked you as his best man?
No, he didn't tell me
Since you are not handsome enough to steal his show
Actually, when Jackie and I were in high school
I almost fell in love with him
Anyway, as the bride and the groom have taken their seats
Before we ask them to come up on stage
Let's review their fairy tale
Okay, before we ask the prince and princess to say something to us
Let's watch a video about their love story
Please give a big hand
A big round of applause
"Stay away from a wounded woman"
"She who is abandoned can be cruel"
"It's all your fault, hurting me to the end"
"Trampling on me whilst I was dying"
"I have given up all hope, except revenge"
"I pray to the God to punish this man"
"I believe something terrible is fatefully waiting for you"
"The day of redemption is close"
"My heart is bleeding, but soon yours will too"
"The roles will be exchanged"
"Let the one that you love and cherish the most"
"Ruin your life with no mercy"
"I can't wait to see how you get strucked at heart"
"As tear goes by"
"May you realise what is torture"
"And what is karma"
Thank all of you, for coming to witness our special moment
You are welcome to finish the dinner or take your money back
Bye
(I won the race. Shall we celebrate?)
(Spider to Moon)
I am tired today. You take the lead
Dinner time
Okay
Taiwan... A film?
No way. He is just an underwear model
Maybe even wearing nothing
Just like the two poor guys at that ridiculous wedding
Mom you have a good sense of humor
How can one live without it?
Do they shoot girls? I can do it too
Look at you! Talking nonsense
Sooner or later, you will fall prey to a man
Doomed
I am taking Rice Noodle to the vet
There is food in the fridge
From now on, I will act as your wife
What's wrong with you? Still texting me!
You want to marry me?
No man wants to get married
You suppose mainland girls are easy?
I got to hold big banquets in my hometown
To buy a car and a house, to take care of my parents
How much can you earn from climbing those rocks?
I see. You make use of your birthday to propose
Silly boy
Why don't we do it once more?
Bye
Bye
When shall we stop pretending?
When someone better comes along
There is no such man
Boaster
But soon I will go to Taiwan
I'll go with you
I know you won't allow it
Let's celebrate anyway
Happy hour
If all women are like you, the world will be at peace
Life became boring, as my kids are all grown up
What a way to show off
Not really
Sorry, I am late
Take a seat
Luckily my Popeye is obedient
Dogs are better than human beings
My Angela baby is not well lately
Angela baby?
She is more beautiful than the actress
I am a vet
What a coincidence
Do you know Kwok, the famous lawyer?
His expertise is in cases regarding disputes over family assets, right?
- Yeah, - I knew him then
I may need him too
I cured his dog
Really?
You're not kidding?
When will you have time?
How about next week?
Our baby is saved
I will check the schedule for you
(I have bought you a new helmet. Let's go for a ride)
The Queen is coming!
Sorry guys, sorry
His girl looks like me
Nobody knows. Don't worry
Me?
I have nothing to worry
Let's do it once more then
The first boyfriend of every girl
Either resembles her father or her elder brother
Our father is long gone
But what we've done is wrong. You may give birth to a retard
***!
You forgot the ***
I don't know where you keep it
Never mind
Then you must go see the doctor regularly
And I don't think I can go to Taiwan
That's great
I can be with you then
By the way, where did you learn that?
Make love?
***, of course
Let me tell you a secret
Mom and her auntie friends
They watch *** together before cooking dinner
You suck!
You scared me! Why are you here?
You should have seen it. I am seeing someone else
I was first
So you speak finally. I thought you were dumb
First come first served? I am not a commodity
And you can't afford me anyway
I love you
I loved you too
But what can love do?
We had been in love for so long, everything still sucks!
The only thing you can satisfy me with is sex
I am a woman
I need someone to pamper, support...
Protect and take care of me
Help!
Did you tell him?
Yes, but he wouldn't let go
That day he even...
What?
He forced me to have sex with him
Sue him for ***!
No!
It's all up to you then
Should we call the police?
You have done that by telling me
Step, touch...
Okay
Well, remember not to throw your back into the dip
You need to remember to support your weight on your foot
Okay. So we try that again
Step, touch...
Nice and easy
There we go
Even better
You'll be my private coach from now on
I'll pay for all your time
I can't
I have other obligations. I am sorry
Let's see!
At last, veterinary uniform, digestants for dogs...
You are not going to do surgery, I suppose?
Go get the printouts
I also need the information about that rich woman
To be insightful
I got to check it at the police station
When is your appointment?
Wednesday
That's still manageable
Next time, please allow more lead time
Baby
She has slept for a whole day
My poor baby
The doctor is coming to see you
Be good, baby
Be good
Baby...
Let me handle it
Thank you, doctor
There is filming today, I can't stay
Hey, handsome
Can you do me a favor? It won't take long
Baby
Baby!
What did you feed her?
What have you done to her?
Why don't we take her to a vet?
Aren't you a vet?
Baby...
The dog is big, maybe I overdosed her
Didn't you say you cured lawyer Kwok's dog?
Let's go
You need him now. I am suing you!
There is no way for her to sue us
She doesn't have my address, and lawyer Kwok is just someone I made up...
This case will be adjourned fourteen days for trial
The defendant Hung Chi Ngong is granted bail on his own recognisance
What are you here for?
To shut me off?
If you promise not to come again, I will withdraw the charge
If you were jailed, you couldn't see me anyway
Moon, I forgive you
Don't go
Sister Kwan, long time no see
I've come to have dinner with him, but he didn't pick up my call
I don't think he can
The Queen has booked him till eleven o'clock
The Queen?
A big customer, very overbearing
She said only private teaching
Your girl?
Yes
A dominant woman
How do you know?
She looks like me at her age
In fact her name means King and yours is Queen
Does she dance?
Not really
She dances better with dogs
Moon, look!
Gone
What's happened?
That day he looked so... Did I go a bit too far?
He is the one who went too far
Let's sleep. I work night shift
Shall we drop the case?
Are you out of your mind?
It is a perfect case to lock him up for years
I have a feeling that he will come to us
God!
So what?
Don't you remember what I do?
I can protect you
It's even harder than going to work
But you seem so easy, like the master of the house
What do you mean?
I think you are enjoying your role
Being an old lady's man
What the hell are you talking about?
Do you have to speak English now?
So nervous
There is a devil in your heart
I need to earn a living. I am not your dog
What are you doing?
Long time no see, so you feel strange?
I am your boy friend! Don't you even recognize my ***?
You!
Sorry, Rice Noodle. It's alright
Did he scare you?
Am I supposed to recognize this?
Pervert
There was a director at the swing party that night
What's on your mind now?
To be an actress
In recent Hong Kong movies
There is always an actress who can't speak Cantonese
Haven't you been acting all along?
That's different
Please check for me where the director dines
Whether he is gay
What chest size he prefers
Check out the gossip magazines
I have a big case to handle
Okay, that's a good one
Alright
Yeah, the back spin
Try this
Yes...
Thanks for being my playmate today
My pleasure
You play well as a lady
It has been a long time since I last played
You seem to fancy things not very common here
You also mean Blues, right?
Yeah
It's like the most important thing in your life
My ex-man, my husband
Went away with a Blues dancer
So you want to win him back?
He is in heaven now
Oh, I'm sorry. But then, why?
Someday, I will be there too
I can see you still love him
That's so untrue, young man
I just hate losing
Love actually sucks
A Mainlander and a Taiwanese...
In Hong Kong, ***
Right... Right...
I am a life drawing model
Posing naked for you doesn't mean anything
What I would like to say is...
You're not saying you like me, are you?
We...
We are impossible
You look fit for your age
To date a young boy, try your luck in ***
They charge half for those under twenty five
I'll go then
If you don't want to see me again...
No! No!
The steam room is occasionally patrolled. Be careful
Okay
For my age?
*** the age!
What?
I am afraid you might suck my ***
So, sucker, how is your affair, the rich one?
I am in trouble
I've got twenty million in my account all of a sudden
Twenty million?
Holy ***
You lucky ***
And she said
Since I had not returned it for more than a month
It's implied that we have a contract
You are doomed
Poor Kwan
Yeah, Kwan
Love or money
Both or nothing
Decision time, mate
Anyhow, I'll get you a lawyer
In case it sucks
You are the greatest sucker on earth
Are you tired?
I am fine
Let's try this one
Okay
Hey Sir
Boss
Are there any rooms for rent?
Are you together?
Yes
Two hundred for a night
Alright
How did you tell mom?
Don't worry. I am not her mahjong playmate
(Please don't do that to me)
(You are the love of my life)
(Please don't do that to me)
Are you alright, fellow colleague?
Madam, this way
(I can't live without you)
She is traveling to an outlying island with her classmates
Are you comfortable with that?
Why not? She is a big girl now
Without the need to cook, we can play longer
That's true
Don't listen to her ***
Your pretty daughter is early-maturing
If you don't watch her, she may get pregnant...
And you will be in big trouble
We will lose a playmate then
You are exaggerating
It can actually be worse
A girl next door was dumped by a scamp
She then jumped from the roof
She is my daughter after all
She can't be so stupid
Hey, it's my turn to draw. What's wrong with you?
This place is so secluded, just the two of us
We shall just enjoy the moment
This guy...
Sorry
Sorry
I shall find a job
To save enough for a cosmetic surgery in Korea
Then come back to marry you
What a plan!
Will you still love me if my face changes?
But I know
No matter what you may become, I'll love you the same
Don't forget the ***
Brother, I have checked on the net
Actually, *** is not a crime in many countries
Even Japan and Korea
If cosmetic surgery doesn't work, we may try migration
Mom can't accept it
She cares only about her pride
It will be fine as long as we keep this private
Don't think too far
Before another man can take care of you
I will be with you
What do you want?
I want to date you. I am sincere. Please give me a chance!
Crazy!
*** you!
Security! Security! Security!
Security! Security!
(Married with spouse: Kim Sau Ling)
(Role-play Paranoid)
Are you checking the director's information for me?
No, I am checking yours
You are sick, do you know?
I'm not sick
Even I am sick
If we keep on doing this, I will lose my job soon
You think I am bothering you
You don't love me anymore
We can't live this way. Don't you understand?
Don't leave me alone... Don't
Have I ever said that I would leave you?
How was my acting?
You are early
(Your favorite fish rice. Enjoy)
Excuse me
Have you ever seen...
Thank you
Hey, you can't smoke here
(The Police is looking for)
(the suspect in the headless body case)
(Believed to be a local male, )
(around thirty, five feet nine inches)
(Well built, dark skin...)
Brother, that sounds like you
What's the point in taking someone's life and keeping the head?
Lovers drift apart, rivals drift closer
Police suck
My verdict is
The defendant is found not guilty of indecent assault and attempted ***
He is hereby acquitted
Since the plaintiff withdraws her claim
The case is closed
My verdict is the defendant Wong Wai Yuen is found guilty of ***
The prison term should have been three years
Since he pleaded guilty and the victim has appealed for leniency
The sentence of imprisonment is reduced to two years