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Toddammit Twitter is full of today's enlightened youths.
Well YouTube,
you know they say out of the mouths of babes and
I recently stumbled upon the Internet sage that is Jaden Smith
not Jada Pinkett Smith, Jaden Smith. I'm not sure if it's just Scientology being
regurgitated out by 15-year-old Smith but let me
drop some of his knowledge on you. We need to stop teaching the youth about the past
and encourage them to change the future.
Who are the "youth", Jaden? Kids that were born after Obama was in office? Who's
younger than you? There's no nutrients in our food anymore
or in our soil or in our water. There really ARE none
but Jaden is this personal insight or has the Illuminati shown you things
and you're trying to warn us all. Food Inc. Yes, the documentary from 2008
moved a lot of us.
Do Jada and Will just let you watch whatever on Netflix and consider that an
appropriate education?
Spouting off documentary titles, wow that's so great.
I can't believe you just told me about something that's been out for five years.
Cool. This needs to stop. Miley? Uhm she's told us time and again
she can't stop she won't stop. You saw that live performance, I saw your face.
Obviously it needs to stop. I should just stop tweeting
the human consciousness must raise before I speak my juvenile philosophy.
Shouts out to Time. Okay...
Time magazine because they respect your thoughts?
Did Xenu give you any clues as to when we might as a collective be ready
for deep thoughts with Jaden?
I'm ready, young Socrates. When I die
then you will realize. Is this a cry for help Jaden?
it gets better. Well in your case it may not get better not many of us get to be
born into celebrity,
with a silver spoon in our mouths. The Great Gatsby is one of the greatest
movies of all time, Coachella.
Reserving judgment is a matter of infinite hope.
Lollapalooza. Everybody get off your phones and go do what you actually want to do.
Now Jaden what if being on my phone IS
what I actually want to do. We can't all make tales of morality disguised as a Sci-Fi
blockbuster with our
a-list celebrity father. Some of us get fulfillment from the simple things like
looking at my device for hours on end. Get over it!
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings
on planet Earth. What would they discuss? Being in utero?
Would our minds be blown by the concept of sensory deprivation? Coz they have
tanks
that we can go do that in, look! It's become a craze in LA. You can pretend
like you been inside
of a uterus for days if you want. I've been completely illuminated by young
Smith and I am now
a devout follower on Twitter. I can't wait to respond to his upcoming tweets.
Definitely set an alert for them. See you in 3.
So I got this letter from my friend T-Bird. He sent me some bad ***
stickers. 80's classic mannequin it's all
awesome and he was nice enough to send me some for free.
It got me to thinking about how cool it would be to create my own "Toddamn Tag"
with a twist, mine's gonna be partially analog.
However, I need your help. I'm going to take the first 5 video responses from
you
and create some sort of art. What I need from you know is to tweet a video response
to me at @ToddSmoyer on Twitter and I will create some sort of art
based on a response. Or you can email me my email is
toddamned@gmail.com send me any one word or
phrase it can be anything literally and I will create a drawing.
And it'll be incorporated into you my "Toddamn Tag"
and it's gonna be primarily analog so
taking us out of the digital into the real... You'll have to check back to find out when I did
with your viewer inspired art. You can literally just use your phone
and you all have smart phones, take a quick video and just say
Toddammit I want you to do blah and I'll use it. If you're one of the first 5 go for it!