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Unbirthday Song March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to me.
Mad Hatter: To who? March Hare: To me
Mad Hatter: Oh you! March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to you
Mad Hatter: Who me? March Hare: Yes, you!
Mad Hatter: Oh, me! March Hare: Let's all congratulate us with
another cup of tea. A very merry unbirthday to you!
Mad Hatter: Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday every year
Mad Hatter: Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
March Hare: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Both: A very merry unbirthday to you, to you Alice: To me?
Mad Hatter: To you! Both: A very merry unbirthday
Alice: For me? March Hare: For you!
Mad Hatter: Now blow the candle out my dear And make your wish come true
Both: A merry merry unbirthday to you! The Work Song
Every time she'd find a minute That's the time that they begin it
Cinderelly, Cinderelly Cinderella!
Cinderelly, Cinderelly Night and day it's Cinderelly
Make the fire, fix the breakfast Wash the dishes, do the mopping
And the sweeping and the dusting They always keep her hopping
She goes around in circles Till she's very, very dizzy
Still they holler Keep a-busy Cinderelly!
We can do it, we can do it We can help our Cinderelly
We can make her dress so pretty There's nothing to it, really
We'll tie a sash around it Put a ribbon through it
When dancing at the ball She'll be more beautiful than all
In the lovely dress we'll make for Cinderelly Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
Gonna help our Cinderelly Got no time to dilly-dally
We gotta get a-goin' I'll cut with these scissors!
And I can do the sewing! Leave the sewing to the women
You go get some trimmin' And we'll make a lovely dress for Cinderelly!
We'll make a lovely dress for Cinderelly! One Jump Ahead
Gotta keep One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword I steal only what I can't afford
(That's Everything! ) One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that! Just a little snack, guys
Rip him open, take it back, guys I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Abu! He's become a a one-man rise in crime
I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
Let's not be too hasty Still I think he's rather tasty
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Otherwise we'd get along
Wrong! One jump ahead of the hoofbeats (Vandal!)
One hop ahead of the hump (Street rat!) One trick ahead of disaster (Scoundrel!)
They're quick, but I'm much faster Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landing All I gotta do is jump
Painting The Roses Red Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red We dare not stop
Or waste a drop So let the paint be spread
We're painting the roses red We're painting the roses red
Oh, painting the roses red And many a tear we shed
Because we know They'll cease to grow
In fact, they'll soon be dead And yet we go ahead
Painting the roses red Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red Oh, pardon me
But Mister Three Why must you paint them red?
Huh? Oh! Well, the fact is, Miss We planted the white roses by mistake
And...The Queen she likes 'em red If she saw white instead
She'd raise a fuss And each of us
Would quickly lose his head Goodness!
Since this is the part we dread We're painting the roses red
Oh, Dear! Then let me help you Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red Don't tell the Queen what you have seen
Or say that's what we said But we're painting the roses red
Yes, painting the roses red Not pink. Not green. Not aquamarine
We're painting the roses red! Under The Sea
The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea Under the sea
Darling it's better Down where it's wetter
Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin'
Full time to floatin' Under the sea
Down here all the fish is happy As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry Guess who's gon' be on the plate
Under the sea Under the sea
Nobody beat us Fry us and eat us
In fricassee We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles Under the sea
Under the sea Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit You got to hear it
Under the sea The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub The fluke is the duke of soul
The ray he can play The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow Under the sea
Under the sea When the sardine
Begin the beguine It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here know how to jam here Under the sea
Each little slug here Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea Each little snail here
Know how to wail here That's why it's hotter
Under the water Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here Under the sea
The Silly Song Ho-la-la-ee-ay
Ho-la-la-ee-ay Ho-la-la-ee-ay-ee-la-ee-ay-ee-lee-ay
Ho-la-la-ee-ay Ho-la-la-ee-ay
Ho-la-la-ee-ay-ee-la-lee-ay-lee-o-lee-ay I'd like to dance and tap my feet
But they won't keep in rhythm You see, I washed them both today
And I can't do nothing with 'em Ho hum the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing? I chased a polecat up a tree
Way out on upon a limb And when he got the best of me
I got the worst of him
Les Poissons Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads Then I pull out their bones
Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw With a cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes, don't you? Here's something for tempting the palette
Prepared in the classic technique First you pound the fish flat with a malette
Then you slash off their skin Give their belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in 'Cause it makes it taste nice
Zoot alors, I have missed one! Sacre bleu, what is this?
How on earth could I miss Such a sweet little succulent crab
Quel Domage, what a loss Here we go, in the sauce
Now some flour I think just a dab Now I stuff you with bread
Don't worry, 'cause you're dead! And you're certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot!
Tout-aloo mon poisson Au revoir
Be Our Guest Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest
pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you
tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull
up a chair as the dining room proudly presents
- your dinner!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff
It's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing, they can dance After all, Miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest
Oui, our guest Be our guest!
Beef ragout Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe" We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret! You're alone
And you're scared But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes! I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass
To be out guest If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Get your worries off your chest Let us say for your entree
We've an array; may we suggest: Try the bread! Try the soup!
When the croutons loop de loop It's a treat for any dinner
Don't belive me? Ask the china Singing pork! Dancing veal!
What an entertaining meal! How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
We'll make you shout "encore!" And send us out for more
So, be our guest! Be our guest!
Be our guest! It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me While the cups do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do! Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest! She's our guest!
She's our guest! She's our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful... Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills! Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing Let us help you, We'll keep going
Course by course, one by one 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up Be our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Please, be our guest! Steady Like The Beating Drum
Hega hega yam-pi-ye-hega Yam-pi-ye-he-he hega
Hega hega yam-pi-ye-hega Yam-pi-ye-he-he hega
Steady as the beating drum Singing to the cedar flute
Seasons Go and seasons Come Bring the corn and bear the fruit
By the waters sweet and clean Where the mighty sturgeon lives
Plant the squash and reap the bean All the earth our mother gives
Great Spirit, hear our song Help us keep the ancient ways
Keep the sacred fire strong Walk in balance all our days
Seasons go and seasons come Steady as the beating drum
Plum to seed to bud to plum (Hega hega yam-pi-ye hega)
Steady as the beating drum Hega hega yam-pi-ye-hega
Yam-pi-ye-he-he hega Be Prepared
I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared! Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah heh... we'll be prepared, heh...for what? For the death of the king.
Why? Is he sick? No, fool we're going to kill him. And Simba
too. Great idea! Who needs a king?
No king! No king! La la la la laa laa! Idiots! There will be a king!
Hey, but you said, uh... I will be king! ...Stick with me, and you'll
never go hungry again! Yaay! All right! Long live the king!
Long live the king! Long live the king! It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a king who'll be all-time adored. Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century (Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning (We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning (Lots of food)
Decades of denial (We repeat) Is simply why I'll (Endless meat)
Be king undisputed (Aaaaaaah...) Respected, saluted (...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am (...aaaaaaah!) Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared! Forget About Love
Forget about that guy Forget about the way you fell into his eyes
Forget about his charms Forget about the way he held you in his arms
Walking on air's obnoxious The thrill
The chill Will make you nauseous
And you'll never get enough Just forget about love!
Forget about romance Forget about the way your heart begins to
dance Then you feel the blush
When he's spouting out some sentimental mush Love really is revolting!
It's even worse than when you're moulting Enough of this fluff!
Just forget about love! I had almost forgotten the way it felt
When he held out his hand for mine My heart all a-flutter
Oh, how I shudder The first time we kissed
It won't be missed! Forget about his touch
I can't forget about his touch In the scheme of things,
It doesn't matter much It matters so much
You're better on your own A meal becomes a banquet
When you eat alone Love's filled with compromises
And don't you hate those big surprises? A cozy rendezvous
Oh, please! Candlelight for two
Oh, geez! Look you're calling my bluff!
I can't Just forget about love! I can't forget about my heart
I can't forget about my heart And how it felt
To fall for you right from the start I'm still falling
Whatever we may do Whatever we may do
You are here for me, And I'll be there for you
I'll be there To wish, to want, to wander
To find the sun Through rain and thunder
A cozy rendezvous Yes, please!
Candlelight for two Oh, geez!
Enough is enough! We can't forget about love!
The Gospel Truth Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok It was a nasty place
There was a mess whereever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
And then along came Zeus He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped And on his own stopped
chaos in its tracks And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type A to just relax And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble That's the gospel truth
On Mt. Olympus life was neat and Smooth as sweet vermouth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble That's the gospel truth
Oogie Boogie Song Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh? Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha
You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now If I don't die laughing first
When Mr. Oogie Boogie says There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now 'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin' Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now That you hear the boogie song, ohhh
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh, he's the Oogie Boogie Man
Well if I'm feelin' antsy And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch Of snake and spider stew
And don't ya know the one thing That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice Ohhh Oh, yeah Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff What are you going to do?
I'm gonna do the best I can Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer 'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere
I Won't Say I'm In Love
If there's a prize for rotten judgement I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation That's ancient history, been there, done that!
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin' He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out Oh
You keep on denying Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad Whoa: No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love You're way off base
I won't say it Get off my case
I won't say it Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love Oh
At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love
Bare Necesseties
Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few The bare necessities of life will come to
you They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw Have I given you a clue ?
The bare necessities of life will come to
you They'll come to you!
So just try and relax, yeah cool it Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about
it I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to
you