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Lila Rani, the media guys are here.
Oh God, I asked my husband to dye my hair, but he forgot it.
Is my grey hair visible? - No.
Then it's ok. Now let's get started.
Your mother, your elder sister, your younger sister, your wife..
...all of women. - All are women!
For women men are.. - Lovers!
You fools! It's not lovers. It's enemies.
For women men are.. - Enemies.
For women men are.. - Enemies.
The evil Relangi Raj Babu who outraged a woman's modesty..
Must be felicitated! - No! He must be punished.
Yes, he must be punished. Silk Shalika who is fighting..
...for women's equal rights.. - Must be punished.
No! She must be felicitated. - She must be felicitated.
Our women's organization's president Mrs. Lila Rani..
Must be punished! - Oh God! You are wrong again.
Down! Down! Down! Down! - Oh hell! Oh hell!
Oh hell! Oh hell! - What's this, Jyoti Lakshmi?
When you hired them you should've checked their IQ.
It's the month of religious vows, sister.
That's why most of the women are in temples.
Since there's weren't many people..
...I brought these labor workers from centre. - Alright!
The media guys are here. Shout loudly!
Men's atrocities.. - Must be stopped!
Men's atrocities.. - Must be stopped!
Women must get.. - The protection.
What's going on? - Today there's the hearing..
...of a sensational case. - Sensational case?
Yes, I guess this is the first time in our country..
...that such a case is going on. - What's the case?
*** case. - Such men shouldn't be brought to court..
...but they must be shot in the middle of a street.
You are shooting without knowing the matter.
The attempted *** didn't happen on a lady.
But the victim is a man here. - What do you mean!
A man tried to *** another man?
No, that's not the case. A girl tried to *** a man.
How lucky! Will you give me that girl's address?
Who's that fool who didn't co-operate with the lady..
...and filed a case against her?
Relangi Raj Babu! - Down! Down!
Relangi Raj Babu! - Down! Down!
Relangi Raj Babu! - Down! Down!
Silk Shakila! - Must get justice!
Silk Shakila! - Must get justice!
Relangi Raj Babu! - Must get punished.
Relangi Raj Babu! - Must get punished.
What's this, Miss. Lila Rani! The boy filed a case..
...against that girl of attempted *** and fighting for..
...that girl's justice? - We are not bothered about it.
All we know is supporting fellow women. That's all.
You mean we should suffer without raising a voice..
...If you women *** us? - Why? Is it only men who can..
...*** women? You can *** us, but we can't *** you?
Yes, we can! Yes, we can!
A fellow woman tried to *** a man..
...to save the rights of women and you are stopping her?
You are stopping her? You are stopping her?
When women can get equal rights in everything..
...then why can't we women get equal rights in rapes?
Why can't we.. - You need not *** men.
If you even touch us we will surrender ourselves.
What do you say, brothers? - He's right. He's right.
We men won't stop you like you women stop us.
Order! Order! Order!
Rajanala, get started. - My client Raj Babu came to..
...Hyderabad for SI-training and took a room on rent.
And the accused Silk Shakila who is landlord's daughter..
...set her eyes him and one day went to his room..
...to take advantage of his condition.
He didn't co-operate with her.
And she attempted a *** forgetting that he's..
...a lonely man. - Objection, your honor!
Does he have any evidence to prove that my client..
...has attempted ***? - Those who *** people..
...don't do it in presence of video cameras and witnesses.
You raise such objection only for the sake of it..
...but you too know it very well. - You stay quiet. You carry on.
She was completely ***.. - Me? - No, it's Shakila.
And attacked my client. But it was my client's good fortune..
...that he wore Pantex briefs that day..
It's not Pantex, sir. It's VIP. - Yes, we wore VIP briefs..
...and that's why he could save himself.
But tomorrow if Shakila succeeds in her attempt..
...who will marry him?
Ours is the land of the women of Eliyana, Aarti Agarwal..
...Sakshi Shivanand, Kareena Kapoor, Katrina Kaif's stature.
But women like Shakila are a danger for our society.
That's why I request the court to punish Shakila..
...as hard as possible. - Objection, your honor!
My client Shalika has been framed here.
As far as I know no woman can *** a man.
That's not possible. - Why? Did you ever give it a try?
No personals. Jaysheela. - Sir.
Do you have any evidence to prove that a woman..
...can't *** a man? - I don't have any evidences, sir.
Then sit down.
Raj Babu. - Sir. - In today generation when a mere..
...eye-contact from a woman makes men ***..
...how could you say 'no' to her even when she..
...propositioned you and put yourself in such position!
Sir, we wear the clothes of our choice, we eat the food..
...our choice, we watch movies of our choice.
And similarly tomorrow when we will marry a girl..
Not we, just you. - That's what I meant.
I want the girl of would be wife to be a ***, in the same way..
...I should also not get impure till marriage, right, sir?
Yes! Yes! You are right. Your *** story is very interesting.
Tell me in detail what happened on that day.
That day I completed my police training..
...and returned to my room.
After I took a bath and came out of the bathroom..
H's you?
Why are you covering your body when you should be..
...removing your clothes? Are you feeling cold?
I am feeling shy. - I saw whatever there was to see..
...through the hole. There's nothing left to feel shy.
You saw everything? - Except your face.
How can you see other men when they are bathing!
Because I don't have a man in my life.
That's why I came here to see you. - Don't touch me.
I don't have any skin diseases. - Remove your hand.
I didn't put my hand here to remove it so easily.
If you wish you can also put your hand on me.
I am not that type of man. - But I am that type of woman.
Please get out of my rented room.
If you say 'yes' you will get this house along with me.
Even if I get this entire colony I won't say 'yes'. I will say 'no'.
I am requesting you and you are rejecting me?
God will punish you.
Aunt Mumtaz! Aunt Mumtaz!
Aunt Mumtaz! Aunt Mumtaz!
Will you complain my mother about me? - Yes.
You need not put so much effort. I will do it for you.
Mummy Mumtaz! Mummy Mumtaz! - Yes, baby.
What's the matter? - Look at Raj. He's rejecting me.
He might be feeling uncomfortable as I'm at home.
I will be going to the second show.
My mummy Mumtaz has a lot of affection for me.
I can see that. - What's the delay for!
I am not going to surrender myself to you..
...no matter whatever you say or do.
You need not surrender. I will force you to surrender.
O king Manmadha! O king Manmadha!
Don't play with a girl's heart.
Don't rob me and look around as if you know nothing.
Don't plant a kiss on my rosy cheek!
Stop!
If you come close I will.. - You'll stab me?
No, I will stab myself.
In that way I showed her the knife the entire night..
...and saved myself. I escaped from that place..
...only after the milkman and..
...the newspaper-lender came there at morning, sir.
After going through such horrible experience..
...you didn't strangle yourself to ceiling fan..
...but you brought this matter to the court. I appreciate you for it.
Your honor, there's a strong reason behind..
...my client committing such mistake. - What's that?
This boy used to work-out in short pants..
...on the terrace in my client's presence.
So you don't want him to wear even those short pants?
Don't be so greedy. - No!
He exposed and provoked my client.
So you are agreeing that your client committed this crime.
My client isn't a motionless rock to be silent..
...even after being provoked, but she's an ordinary person..
...who eats chicken and mutton.
We too eat fish and prawns. She's provoking us..
...since morning along with them. Did we lose control?
Sir, I haven't done this to him with desire.
We know that it was ***. - No. I love Raj Babu deeply.
If you loved him so deeply then you could've..
...written a letter and sent it to him with your brother.
I don't have a brother, sir. - Then you should've sent..
...an SMS, but why did you *** him?
Don't you know why people *** others, sir?
Stop those stupid questions. Answer my questions.
I thought no other woman would marry him..
...If I *** him and then he would've married me..
...as he wouldn't have had any other option.
You heard that, your honor? - I am not deaf.
It's been proved that the accused called Silk Shalika..
...has committed the crime, so she will have to spent..
...6 months in women's jail. - It's injustice!
It's an atrocity!
If a man would've *** a woman..
...you wouldn't have given him just 6 months' jail term.
He would've got minimum 7 years prison term.
So we women are not getting equal rights even in jail terms.
I am opposing your verdict! - Your verdict!
Who is she? - She's Lila Rani, the president of a Women's..
...Welfare Organization. - What does she do?
She does everything expect living with her husband.
Even if a woman commits a *** or a ***..
...she protests for her rights in front of the media.
She can go to any length for publicity. - Hey, you scoundrel!
How dare you to comment on me!
Come out of the courtroom. I will show what I can do.
Have you seen her, Mr. Judge, how she's threatening me!
For your contempt in court I am giving you..
...the jail term of 7 years in contempt of court.
Throw her in the cell..
You expected something and you got something else.
Your plans have backfired.
You expected something and you got something else.
Your plans have backfired.
There's some good news for you, son.
Did I receive posting orders? - You will get that..
...sooner or later. I found a nice girl for you.
Father, so you are trying to make some extra money..
...with such nasty side-businesses? - Cut that crap!
I saw a suitable girl for you for your marriage.
I don't want to get married so early.
But I want to get married. - Sister wants to get married.
So get her married. - But you should get married first..
...to get her married. - Why so?
Because we will get her married with the dowry..
...that you will get. - I am the future SI. I won't take dowry.
You take the girl. I will take the dowry. - You worry about..
...only your marriage. - She's a grown-up girl now.
You have no idea what sort of a burden she is for us.
If you delay your marriage she will elope with someone..
...and we will have to cover our faces with helmets.
That's not the thing, father! How can I get married..
...without a job? - Who said that she doesn't have a job?
The girl is working as a typist in the MRO office.
I am not talking about her marriage. It's about my job.
Even your father didn't have a job when I married him.
There's no need for that flashback. - ok.
But I will marry her only if she looks good.
Why are you sitting like a tortoise?
Raise your head like a giraffe and look at the girl.
This is the auspicious moment when our eyes met.
Why are you hesitating? Why are you worried?
You are a lot more beautiful than I expected.
Daddy.
Jayamalini, you can ask the boy anything you wish.
Don't feel shy. - Alright.
I need to talk to you personally. Can you come aside?
Aside? - Girl, if you take him aside people might..
...misunderstand you. We will go outside if you want privacy.
Please go ahead. - I don't want to marry you.
Why? - I didn't like you.
I think you didn't see me in my best pose.
See me from this angle. I look even better from this angle.
Please don't show me anything else.
Can you tell me what the reason is?
The girl who *** you.. - No. She didn't *** me.
She made an attempt to *** me.
That girl looks far better than me, doesn't she?
Well, she looks beautiful in saris and chudidars.
Then why didn't you get stimulated? - Stimulated?
I mean why you didn't do anything.
Who said I haven't done anything?
I filed a case against her and sent her to the jail.
What I meant is.. - I see. So you meant why I didn't..
...'Do' anything. Such type of things are wrong..
...before marriage. - But she said that she'll marry you.
She's not the type who would marry a man.
She uses men and then abandons them.
And also I don't like her. - You don't like her..
...or isn't there current in your body?
Oh God! How can you make such accusations!
A real man never rejects a woman.
If he rejects her he must be either impotent or gay.
No, I am a complete man. - I saw your felicitation..
...and everything that happened at court on TV.
I couldn't see anything masculine in you.
You may go now.
He's back. - Son, was it a success?
Yes or no? - It's a complete no-no. Let's go.
Son, if you didn't like her I saw another match for you.
Let's go there.
This is our hybrid seed. - Hybrid? Aren't you the father?
Please don't misunderstand me.
We didn't have a child till ten years of our marriage.
At last we got her because of a saint's blessings.
That's why I call her hybrid. - I see.
Don't kill me with your eyes.
Don't wound my heart and leave.
I need to talk to your daughter in private. - As you wish, son.
Change the bed sheets. The boy wants to talk to our girl..
...In private? - I don't want to talk in bedroom or bathroom.
I will talk to her on terrace.
I know why you were staring at me like that.
You were wondering if I have current in my body or not.
I have sufficient amount of current.
I have an additional generator as well.
That day I didn't surrender myself to that girl..
...because I just wanted to be pure, but not because..
...I don't have any current in my body. - I know that.
But I don't deserve a nice fellow like you.
Why? You don't have current in your body?
The thing is that it's my 3rd month. - Come on!
I know that girl reduce their age, but not to that extent.
I am not telling you my age, but it's age of the baby..
...that's growing in my womb. - What! You're pregnant?
How did you become pregnant..
You're a man. Don't you know how one becomes pregnant?
I mean how you became pregnant before marriage.
What's the need for marriage to get pregnant!
Please explain it to me in detail.
When I was studying in 12th standard..
...my hormones dominated me and then like your Shakila..
...I too seduced the boy who was our tenant.
You didn't get tempted and here he got tempted.
You rejected it and here he co-operated me.
What's the matter, son? - Mummy, what are you..
...doing here? - My match is here, son. You go and play.
So other than the child in your womb..
...you have a child outside your womb? - Don't worry!
He's my second child. The elder one is in the hostel.
Then why did you say yes for this match when you have..
...so many kids? Why don't you marry your kids' father?
My parents are against our marriage.
They have caste feeling. That's why they emptied..
...his room and house-arrested me.
I thought that if I agree to this match I can use you..
...as a courier and I could send him a message.
Here's my lover Prakash Raj's phone number.
Tomorrow we are going to Mother Durga's temple..
...for the naming ceremony of my child.
Tell him to come there with 4-5 jeeps..
...and to kidnap me along with my kids.
So what's this time? Did you like her?
She's a pregnant lady. You rascal!
I asked you to look for a suitable girl..
...and you are showing me the mother of a child.
She's a mother? - Yes. Not to one or two kids..
...but mother of three kids. - What are you saying!
I will never get married. - Are you kidding me?
Whatever you might say, but I want to stay a bachelor..
...like Mr. Abdul Kalam and Mr. Vajpayee. - So that you could..
...become a prime minister or a president in future?
You have your sister waiting in the line for marriage.
At least look at her face and change your decision.
I looked at her face. I will never get married.
Please, brother. Just marry once for my sake.
You can get divorced after your marriage.
You three years younger than me.
What's this rush to get married?
When I sleep alone your brother-in-laws..
...come to my dreams and tickle me. - Brother-in-laws?
Yes. Since I'm single everyone from milkman..
...to the old man in our neighborhood are hitting on me.
So you want to marry 5-6 men like Draupati of Mahabharata?
Our society won't let us be that lucky.
Just find one man for me. I will stop dreaming..
...and start leading a married life. Say yes, brother. - No!
If you ever talk to me about marriage and all that crap again..
...I will tie the grinding stone to my waist and jump into the well.
Son! Never talk like that again!
We are not getting enough water.
And then you want to jump into with the grinding stone?
We don't have the grinder at home.
It will be difficult for us to grind the pulses.
O mom! You love me so much! - Post!
Yahoo! - What happened! You were fine till now!
What's the matter? Has some girl accepted your proposal?
No. I got the posting orders as an SI in Hyderabad.
Which station?
Good morning, sir.
Mr. Head!
Mr. ASH!
And you! Everyone get up. The SP is here.
Good morning, sir. - Good afternoon, sir.
Good evening, sir. - Goodnight, sir.
Didn't you get over the high that you got after drinking..
...last night? This is not goodnight or good evening.
This is good morning. - I said 'good morning', sir.
I caught it. - Did you? - And you! Did you quit..
...the police department and join the scouts?
Why are you wearing your cap in that way? - Sorry, sir.
With your fear I just.. - You are trying to get smart with..
...this SP Balasubramanyam? - Sir, Balasubramanyan is here.
I was testing you if you were alert or not. Good observation!
Where's your new SI? Doesn't he come out?
He didn't yet enter the police station, sir.
He took a leave on the first day itself?
He must've gone to some temple. - No!
I can tolerate anything, but not indiscipline.
I liked your sincerity, sir. - I will also like you if you shut..
...your post-office.
Move aside! Move aside! - He's here, sir.
Move aside. Move aside.
Sir, move aside. - Sir, the new SI is asking you to move aside.
I am the SP. He's asking me to move aside? How dare he!
I won't move aside. I will see what he can do.
Sir, move aside. - No. - Sir, please move aside. Please.
What a great stroke
lt's so much pleasure
The brakes failed. Very, very sorry, sir. - What sorry!
Our SP can bear anything, but he can't bear it..
...when someone hits on his ground floor.
Is it painful, sir? - Do you really want to know?
On the first day of your duty you rammed into the SP.
In future you might also ram into the IG and the DGP.
That's why I am suspending you right now. - Sir!
You will suspend me even before I joined the duty?
Ok, join your duty, then I will suspend you.
Please don't do that, sir. - I say anything just once.
You are suspended. - You might get suspended..
...If you suspend him. - Why would I get suspended?
He asked you to move aside, but you stood in the middle..
...of the street and all of us saw it live, sir.
Tomorrow if they use a lie-detector in the enquiry..
...we might tell them the truth. Right or wrong? - Right.
Ok. Ok. It's alright. Since all of you are requesting me..
...and since I am also not that hurt I am forgiving you.
I am canceling your suspension. - Thank you, sir.
And what is this! - Hero cycle.
I didn't ask you if this is hero's cycle or villain's cycle..
...or a comedian's cycle. Don't you have a bike? - No, sir.
You are very lucky, sir. - How come?
You could get up because he rammed into you with his cycle..
...but if he had done that with his bike..
...then the box-office would've crashed.
In spite of being an SI if you ride on such a cheap cycle..
...no grandson-of-a-*** is going to be scared of you.
Sir, it's not grandson-of-a-***, but it's son-in-a-***.
It far more offensive than the later.
You can't come to station on cycle from tomorrow onwards.
Shall I come on a rickshaw, sir?
What rickshaws and cycles! These days even the..
...home-guards are maintaining bikes.
Sir, I joined today itself. Within two months..
You will take bribes and buy a Benz car? - No, sir.
I will buy a Luna on loan. - Alright. Alright.
You can use my jeep for the time being.
And you will use my cycle? - You bloody!
Sir has another Ambassador car. - ok, let's go inside.
Who's the SP? You or me? - It's you, sir.
Then why are you walking before me. Follow me. - Yes, sir.
Oh God! It's a bomb. Someone help me!
Sir, it's not a bomb. Our new SP broke a coconut.
Do you think I don't know the difference..
...between the coconut's sound and a bomb's sound?
Then why did you get so scared? - I didn't get scared.
I was testing your courage.
And why did you break the coconut in that way?
Since this is the first day of my duty, so for auspiciousness..
We policemen shouldn't have such sentiments.
Come on, sign here. - On resignation letter, sir?
To join the job. Sign here. - Thank you, sir.
All the best. Here's your revolver. Lock it properly..
...or else it will blast in your pants. - He's right.
A few years ago it happened with our SP..
...and it was shattered into pieces. - What?
His right thigh. - No leakages in the department.
You join the duty. You eat so much, but you don't know..
...what and where you should say something.
How can you not respect your SP! And you, Raj Babu..
Oh! I asked you to join your duty and you sat here?
You're the one who asked me to join the duty, sir?
I meant go outside and catch the criminals..
...but I didn't ask you to sit on the chair and pick your teeth.
Sorry, sir. - Yesterday evening we went to the temple..
...and in my presence a thief stole my wife's necklace.
Sir, your first wife's or second wife's necklace?
Do you really what to know that?
How will we know if you don't tell us, sir!
Did you file a case against him, sir? - No.
It must be a cheap one. - Correct.
You catch that thief and recover a costly golden chain.
Where is he, sir?
At my home. He's took our bedroom on rent.
Useless fellow! Wouldn't I have caught him..
...If I knew where he is?
When the SP like you doesn't know where he is..
...how can an SI like me find out where he is!
You have to find it out. It's your duty. - Yes, sir.
Whoever the criminal might be I will sleep in his heart!
Why? Don't you have a bedroom in your house?
I don't want to hear Sai Kumar's dialogues.
Catch that thief first.
We have grown up! We crossed the teen age.
We wasted the last 20 years.
Our eyes are filled with dreams.
We are surviving on our dreams.
Hey, in the rush you forgot to shave your moustache!
And you didn't shave your beard.
What shall we do now? - Let's hide our faces.
Will you come? - Where?
To the hotel. - To the hotel?
I will give you 5,000 rupees per hour.
Promise? - Promise.
Sir, this man is asking me to come to the hotel room.
He said he will give me 5,000 rupees per an hour.
It's a month's salary. May I go with him once?
Why is he calling you? - He might want some company..
...for a drink. - He's not asking you to come for a drink.
Then?
Oh God! He called me for that? I'll teach him a lesson.
Shall we go? - You have a moustache?
Men do have moustache. - So you are a eunuch?
What else did you think? - Sisters!
Hey, he might be here anytime. Cover your face.
Where is he?
He will come here like a love elephant. He's Remo.
He will crush you with his kisses. He's Remo.
Girls, hide your hearts. He's Remo.
Rambo Remo!
He will drive away your sleep. He's Rema.
He will throw flowers with his eyes. He's Remo.
He's the thief of hearts. He's Remo.
This is what I called the kite falling in our hands.
Someone has started an exhibition.
Without further delay I must show them my talent.
lt's a beautiful day.
This figure is so tall. Your sari is very beautiful.
Did you buy it in Jayshree brothers or in DC brothers?
In Paruchuri brothers! - What! In Paruchuri brothers?
When did Venky and Gopi open a show..
...without my knowledge? - They didn't open a shop..
...but they bought this sari for me.
So you are public property! Ok.
Your sari's even better. Did you buy it in..
...Bommana brothers? - No, my neighbors Chandana brothers..
...bought it for me. - This is also public property.
Thief! Thief! - Police! Police!
Hey, we are the police! - Sorry! I got a bit involved in the sari.
Are you female police? - Scoundrel, can you see..
...our moustache and body hair. We are male police.
Then.. - What will you do with those details!
Actually I have a bit of ladies weakness.
To be frank I didn't put my hand over there for the chain.
I too felt the same and co-operated with him.
You can ask him. - Shut up! Come with me.
Come. - In spite of being policemen..
...you came in disguise and fooling the common man?
Ok, I will not mind it. I will not get caught so easily..
...the next time. Think of me as a cousin and leave me.
Did you hear him! He's not saying that he'll quit stealing..
...but he's saying that he will not get caught again.
I am saying that I will quit stealing lead a normal life.
You are not as big as a terrorist. - I gave you advice..
...with so much affection, but you rejected it?
Now since you are arresting me please do me a favor.
Shall I call your family lawyer and ask him to arrange..
...the bail for you? - No, I will get bored alone.
So shall we bring a girl for you?
Won't you let me complete what I say?
I have a cousin. If you arrest him we will stay here together.
Where is he? - Wait a minute! I'll see.
The one with watermelon in hand.
What! It's him? - The eunuch? - Yes, he's my cousin.
But he doesn't look like a thief! - You are so innocent.
Like in the days gone by we thieves are not wearing..
...check Lungis, striped vests, and kerchiefs around neck.
We are coming in disguise just like you.
You know what I did yesterday, I went to..
...Care hospital in doctor's disguise and conned a patient..
...of 25,000 rupees by saying that he needs..
...an open-heart surgery. - And he gave you the money?
I told him that an open-heart surgery means..
...we have to perform a surgery on an open street..
...and I took the money from him saying I will arrange..
...the operation table in Ameerpet.
You're not an ordinary person. - It's all due to your blessings.
Wait a minute. I will bring him as well.
Come fast. I am already getting bored.
Bye. Thank you. - Sir, that thief is escaping on our jeep.
Oh God! He fooled us. Hey, stop! - Hey, stop!
Hey, stop! - It doesn't have sufficient petrol.
We filled the tank just a while ago, didn't we?
I said that to make him stop the jeep, but still he didn't.
He thought that since it's a police-jeep..
...he will get free petrol at petrol pumps.
If I lose this jeep on my joining day, both of us will lose our jobs.
You are right. And that jeep is our SP's jeep.
Shall we call the control room and inform them?
That we lost the jeep? - No, but to tell them to catch him.
No. We will catch him. - But how? - By chasing him.
Let me hear some songs.
Bravery is the keyword.
Never lose the courage, brother.
Bravey is the keyword.
Never lose the courage, brother.
Why are you driving so fast like we are in some race?
Drive slowly. - Do you call 120 miles/hr speed?
In my college days I used to drive at 150-160!
People used to call me Superman.
Who's he? Spiderman? - He must be his father.
How's my hairstyle? - Hey, my wig! My wig!
You old fox! - Darling. Darling.
You baldy.
Hey, don't run so fast!
Did you get shocked on watching the stick!
Sir, I am not shocked to see that stick.
I am shocked of your running. I saw so many chases..
...In my life, but not a chase like this.
I am the state champion in running.
I got this job in sports quota. - I got cheated.
Had you told me about it there I wouldn't have started the jeep.
Anyhow let me touch your great feet, sir.
So you want to pull my legs and run away?
Run away? Even after watching your rocket-speed?
I don't have that much courage.
Even if I run away you will walk and catch me.
I knew the matter completely. - Sir! - But, sir..
Are those legs or Dunlop tiers?
You ran like a dog was chasing you.
If I had such horsepower no could have caught me..
...and I would've reached the Dawood league.
Sir, I would like to make small suggestion if you don't mind.
What's that? - Resign the SI's post and shift to our job.
You will have a great future. - I will kill you with this stick..
...If you dare to give me such foolish ideas.
Nagesh. - Sir. - Find out where the SP is.
What! You got CDs of *** movies in Alfanso Video parlor?
Pass the phone to its owner. What's the matter, dude!
You said you didn't have any CDs when I came there.
What! My concubine took those CDs that day?
I will kill you. She doesn't watch such type of CDs.
Tell me does Jyoti Lakshmi ever watch such CDs?
She doesn't watch such CDs. - Well-said.
If the quality is fine..
Salutations, sir. - Are you an SI or a professional killer?
Now you are riding a jeep because you plan..
...didn't work out with the cycle? - No, sir.
I was too thrilled that I caught a heinous criminal.
That's why I was driving so fast. - It's our bad luck..
...that you are still alive. - And where's the criminal?
Don't waste time. Let's go.
He's behaving as if he's Sardar Potti Paparaidu.
Well-done, my boy. - Thank you, sir.
I said it to my SI. - Very good, my boy.
You shouldn't give him a pat. - I will do that.
You too shouldn't do that. Well-done, my boy.
Thank you, sir. - On the first day of your duty..
...your proved your talent. If there's one person like you..
...the rest of the policemen can take leave and rest at home.
Can we take leave and take rest at home, sir? - Shut up!
I said it in a flow. Don't take it so seriously.
By the way who is he?
Is he Bin Laden's right-hand man?
He's not even the dust of his left hand's finger. - I see.
Is he a terrorist of Lashkar-e-toiba? - Jihad!
He's not even the grey hair on their head.
Then is he the head of some radical-group?
He's not even a torchlight in their hand. - Then who is he?
He's a chain snatcher, sir. - What!
You tied died such an ordinary chain snatcher with chains..
...and brought him here like Veerapandya Katta Bramhanna?
I told him that a small thread will do for me.
He's new to this job. He was a bit too excited. - Shut up!
He snatches chains from women..
...but can *** a dog's chain if he gets a chance to do so.
But still how can you tie him down like that. If you do so..
Then according to Section WEN-Mk.
...you will get a harsh punishment.
He knows about the sections as well.
Not just about sections, but I also know..
...about your second set-up Jyoti Lakshmi.
How do you know about her? - A few days ago I went to..
...her house for stealing, but in the dark in stead of grabbing..
...that article I grabbed something else.
She's so bad. She can't say no to anyone.
What's her address, sir? - 5-12-20914161 Saiteja Residency".
That's the old address. She shifted to a new house now.
Sir, please give us her new address.
I am not a dumb to give you the address.
I thought you were bringing some Al-Qaeda terrorist..
...so I canceled my program with the CM.
He might appear like a junior, but he's very senior in this field.
His daddy is also our guest. - Guest?
He committed 3 murders and 6 rapes..
...and is at Swarnapally jail right now. - Is it true?
Not just my family, but my entire family is settled there.
Because of your department we are living freely..
...without any worry of rent or food or anything else.
A few days ago we came to know about my sister..
...and the jail's superintendent's love affair and got them married.
As a brother I wanted to gift a honeymoon package..
...for my sister and brother-in-law. That's why I came out.
Shut up! - Raj Babu, never ever give us build-ups again.
He's leaving. Ask him what my program is. - Sir.
Shall we leave him? - Why?
So that next I can use a thread to arrest him next time.
Stop kidding. Take him to the court.
What will he do in the tennis court!
Don't let our department down in front of the thieves.
The court of justice. Now who's this!
Is it Jyoti Lakshmi? - I won't tell you that.
Hello! Dear body? Where?
I was born and the world cried.
I was crying and the world was laughing.
I was laughing and the world was crying.
I don't have anything to do with this world anymore.
Don't care!
Master. - I'm not your master.
It's alright. Is he dead or is she sleeping there?
I heard that he's dead. - He died just like that?
I think the doctors killed him. - But why are these people..
...so happy as if they met each other on some tour?
They were crying when I came here.
To console them I said that he won't return even if we cry.
And all of a sudden they stopped crying..
...and having a good time here. - It's a new world!
By the way how are you related to the dead body?
I am not related to that dead body.
I used to be his elder son when he was alive.
But why aren't you crying? - What's the use!
He willed his wealth to himself in the next birth.
You must at least be crying since he didn't will his wealth..
...to you. - You're right. Thanks for reminding me. - It's alright.
You passed away without willing your wealth to me.
How can you do this to me!
I saw you somewhere. - I appear on TV regularly.
In 'Crime Watch' or in 'Crime And Evil'? - I felicitate people.
Correct. So you are the fool who felicitated my son.
I see. So that ***-case boy is your son.
Has someone tried to *** that kid again?
Tell me, I am ready to felicitate him again.
No, he's working in Hyderabad as an SI.
From now onwards he will be raping girls. Very good.
What good! He filed a case in the court secretively..
...but you felicitated him and brought him on TV.
Now whenever he goes to see a girl they ask him..
...If he doesn't have current, if he doesn't have generator..
...If he doesn't have a transformer..
...and they are doubting and insulting my son. Rascal!
He had the courage to reject a girl and instead of embracing..
...such a man girls are embarrassing him? So sad!
By the way Mr. Chidatala Apparao.. - Yes.
...as far as I know you have a daughter, don't you?
Yes, as far as I know I have a daughter.
She's your daughter.
You gave an A-certificate to that boy.
Why don't you get your daughter married to his son?
Will you accept her as your daughter-in-law? - Of course!
But before that tell me how much can you give in dowry?
I can give about 5-6 lakhs.
She's his only daughter. If he too passes away like him..
...then all the money will be your son's money.
I don't have any objection, but make sure that he..
...prepares his will before he passes away.
Hello! Balanagar police station!
What! There's a snake in your house!
What do you want us to do!
What's your opinion on police! We are not from municipality!
Hang up!
Who's he! He's asking me to catch the snake at his home.
No one values police these days.
A few days ago a lady called me and said that she was..
...unable to tie her blouse and asked me to tie it.
And when I went there I found out that she's a 90 year old lady.
Does she need a blouse at this age! - Hear this!
A few days ago a lady called me and asked me to send..
...two constables to protect her potato chips on her terrace.
And when I told her that we don't guard potato chips..
...she questioned me why we are hanging..
...'May I help you' board outside the station..
...and gave me a lecture for half an hour.
But why did you hold the phone for so long?
Her voice was a bit tempting.
Wait a minute. I will lift the phone.
Look, we are not here to open your coconut-oil bottle's lid..
...to put the thread in the needle's eye..
...and to wash your utensils when your maid is not there.
I am your SI's sister. - Sorry. It's your sister.
Hello! - Brother. - What's the matter, Smita?
Granny! Our granny! We lost our granny.
Come here immediately or else..
...you can never see her again.
What's this! I thought the house will be crowed..
...like Chiranjeevi's movie premier..
...but there is no crowd over here.
They might have taken away the body. - Even if they took..
...away the body there must at least be the sounds of cries.
They must be tired of constant crying..
...and must be relaxing for a while. - Granny!
She's the one who died. - Granny!
Mother.
Son. It's over. It's over.
I didn't know that you would be here. I finished the coffee.
There's no milk at home. - I am not crying for coffee.
Then? - Granny. - Granny.
Brother. - Sister.
How did this happen? - She woke up early morning..
...and had a bath and two plates ldlis..
...and drank this much coffee and went to the temple.
She must have died when she rang the temple's bell..
...and when it fell on her head.
That means she passed away in His temple.
If I ever die I would like to die in that way.
I can still hear my granny's voice.
Not just her voice, but granny's spirit is here for you.
You are calling me a spirit? - Chandramukhi! Jyotika!
Granny, are you fine? - Nothing will happen to me..
...till your marriage. - I saw a nice match for you.
You wouldn't have had come here had I told you about it..
...so I had to kill your granny.
I have to see a match again. I won't go there.
Why are you touching my feet like lord Vasudeva?
Because you are a donkey. - All of my friends are going..
...to Prakasham Barrage with their respective husbands..
...on their scooters. - So you want me to take you to..
...Prakasham Barrage, right? - Not with you, but with your..
...brother-in-law. - Sir! Are you a brother?
Do you have a liver? There are brothers who touch others' feet..
...to get their sisters married and on the other hand..
...there are you. You don't have that thing? - What's that?
Sister sentiment. She's begging you for a husband..
...but you don't even care about her. You're not a brother.
If I had such a sister I would've asked her to elope..
...with the man of her choice and I would've given her..
...some money and packed her suitcase. - Stop it!
Don't give me stupid leads. - Alright.
This will be the last time I am going to see a girl.
If it's ok, it's fine. Or else I will never get married in this life.
What are you saying! The boy's family is coming..
...to see you and you are saying that you can't come?
So what do expect me to do! You want me to marry..
...a person after meeting him hardly for 5 minutes?
Don't talk rubbish. I know his family very well.
There are many guys here whom I know. Hi, Tarun!
Who's he? Your boyfriend? - Ex-boyfriend.
But you have to meet this guy. The boy has a good height.
You won't need ladders to hit nails in future.
And the boy is also very sort. You can keep him in your grip..
...after marriage and you can play games with him.
Daddy, I have a few ambitions.
I already designed how my would-be husband should be.
Hi, Dipen! Coming! ok, daddy! Bye! - Listen!
What did she say! Did she say she doesn't want to come?
How did you know that? - She's my daughter.
You mean there's no contribution of mine.
There's no need to get into those things now.
Call the boy's family and ask them to cancel the program.
I tried to call them, but they already left the house.
Then you deal with them. - Where are you going?
To the beauty parlor. - How can you go away just like that!
Why? Will you show me as the bride?
Society won't accept it if I get married again.
You got it in that way?
What shall I do now!
Our landlord Mr. S.V. Ranga Rao can give me some advice.
Mr. Ranga Rao!
Oh God! What the hell is wrong with you!
Sorry, uncle. I couldn't see you.
I felt like a road-roller rammed into me at 160 miles/hr speed.
I never got such a shock before.
Do you eat cement and pebbles..
...that you are so strong?
Baby, drink some Horlicks, or else you will become weak.
Have it, dear. Have it. - If he encourages her like that..
...then he will have to buy a crane to move this girl.
What do you want? Why did you come here?
I fixed a match for my daughter.
The boy's an SI, but he's a nice fellow.
And when they are coming here to see the girl..
...my daughter called me and said that she's not coming.
By the time I called the boy's family to cancel the program.
...they already left the house. I don't know what to do.
I came here if you can give me some cunning idea.
Tell them what the matter is. - They will throw sandals?
At me? - At me. I should've told them about it earlier.
It's enough, daddy. - My sweetheart!
Idea! - But you asked me for an idea!
So that it shouldn't be late. - And what's that idea?
How would it be if we show your daughter as my daughter!
No! What if they like my Saundarya? - Come on!
No human being is going to like this mountain.
So you want to say that my daughter won't get a husband?
I didn't mean that. - God forbid, even if he likes..
...our daughter.. - Our daughter? She's my daughter.
I agree that she's your product.
Even if they like your girl we will tell them..
...that your daughter didn't like the boy.
Dear, will you act like a bride for just 5 minutes?
I feel shy. - Sit there without feeling shy for 5 minutes.
Please. - It's alright, dear. Sit there.
You will also get some practice. Take the Boost.
But she had a bucketful of Horlicks just now!
She had another bucketful of Bornavita as well.
How does it bother you! - Sorry.
Mother, you too sit there. - What will mother do there?
I will be there. - Let her sit there along with her.
My wife's not at home anyway. - Why did you touch her?
You want my wife to act as your wife. How do I look?
I will stab you. - You misunderstood me.
I don't even touch my wife, what makes you think..
...that will touch your wife? I asked her to be there..
...not as my wife, but as your daughter's mother.
What's the difference? - Come on! He's requesting so much.
Please say yes. - Why are you so interested in it?
These days when I see TV serials..
...I feel like I am a better actress than them.
Nayanatara, you are not an ordinary actress.
You're my goddess who came here to save my reputation.
She's not your goddess. She's my goddess.
I said so because you're the landlord of my house.
Look, girl! You get ready immediately.
The boy's family is about to arrive.
Please come. Sit down.
Call the girl immediately. The auspicious time is here.
Saundarya! - But you said your daughter's name is Roja.
We call her Saundarya at time. - Don't you call her Meena?
What's the need of two names of one girl?
He gave her one name and I gave her another one.
Who's this fatso? He looks like an elephant.
I am the girl's father.
He meant he's like a father-figure to my daughter.
What's the need of a father-figure..
...when the real father is present.
He lives in our neighborhood. He has a lot of affection for her.
But still he can't be her father. He should be her uncle.
I will ask her to call him uncle from now onwards.
You will make my daughter call me uncle? I won't accept it.
Oh! Come on!
I understand the affection that you have for her.
She used to call him daddy since she was a kid.
So he couldn't bear the uncle's tag all of a sudden.
Ok, now call the girl. - Alright. Saundarya! Roja!
Hey, you! Dear, I'm calling you. Bring our daughter.
What's this! Why is he addressing your wife as 'dear'?
Does she have two husbands?
Sorry. I forgot it. She's his wife. I thought she's my wife.
How can you think so! - Sorry!
Mrs. Nayanatara, bring the girl!
The beautiful babe is here!
O beauty! O beauty! O beauty!
The beautiful babe is here!
O beauty! O beauty! O beauty!
She's appears like a red apple.
O beauty! O beauty! O beauty!
Put your hands up!
Start playing the band!
..with passion.
I will Zip it, lock it with the music.
Sir, did you see the girl? - I am feeling shy.
You will feel really shy when you see her. Look at her.
Oh God! - Son!
Why did he fall down? - What else can he do!
Our SI's heart is as strong as granite.
That's why he's still alive. If it was someone else in his place..
...he would've died by now. - Stop it!
He was pleasantly surprised at her beauty.
It's not because of her beauty, but it's because of her fatness.
You shut up! - The girl looks like the golden mountain in..
...McKenna's Gold. Two eyes are not sufficient to see her.
You are right. - Did you really like her?
Concentrate on her, sir. - Do you want us not to like her?
No, I will be the happiest if you like her.
I think the boy didn't like her. Look at his face!
He looks like a banana in de-fridge.
I have never seen him happier.
The girl took after you, expect your bald head.
What rubbish! She took after me.
How can his daughter take after you! - He lives in..
...the adjoining house. He might have co-operated.
Girl, what's your educational qualification? - MBA!
But your father said that you failed tenth class..
...and are working as a salesgirl. - She wanted to..
...study MBA, but she quit studies after she failed..
...In tenth standard. That's what she was about to say.
Forget studies! Dear, did you like my grandson?
I hope she didn't. - I liked him very much.
Oh God!
I guess she didn't see his face. See him properly, girl.
I saw him, uncle. - She's calls her father uncle?
I told you that she failed in tenth failed.
She doesn't know the difference between..
...father and uncle. Girl, you may go to your room now.
Shall I go, daddy? - She calls her father uncle..
...and she calls her uncle father. It's something fishy.
No, there's nothing fishy. She liked him so much.. - Here!
She liked him so much that she's confused with happiness.
She's failed in her tenth standard.
Dear, please come here once. - Yes, I'm coming.
Why is he going when your wife called you?
She takes his advice in everything.
Why does she take his advice when her husband is present?
They are neighbors. She must be using the helpline.
You too please come inside, brother. - Brother?
She too failed in tenth standard, uncle. - Uncle?
Did you see this! I too got confused and called..
...brother-in-law uncle. - You must also have failed in tenth!
Correct. You have such a sharp mind.
I'm sure you passed in tenth. I will go inside once.
This way. - Thank you.
What's going on! - The girl's a bit fat.
They must've thought that we will not like her.
That's the reason they are a bit confused. That's all.
What's the matter? - Brother, I thought that she will never..
...get married in this birth. It's her good fortune..
...that they liked her. She too liked the boy.
Please fix this match.
Is there a problem? - Yes, the girl liked the boy.
She's saying that if she ever will marry someone..
...then it has to be your son.
Then why are you saying it with a dull face?
I thought you won't like it. - We are 100% ok.
The marriage must happen in a grand way.
Even if I need to mortgage my head..
...I will make sure that it's a grand occasion.
Why would you mortgage your head for his daughter?
He too has a head. A round one!
It's a bald one. He thought it's not a head. Right?
We don't differentiate between our daughters.
We treat each other's daughters as own daughters.
Fix a date and send us a message.
Sure. You may go now. - That's why we stood up.
Let's go. - Shall we leave sir here?
Shut your mouth. - I shut it. - Lift him.
Oh my God! His temperature is 116 F. - 116 F?
Yes. This is my thermometer record.
Shall we call the Guinness Book people?
He never got a sneeze or a cough.
What happened to him, doctor?
He must've seen something scary.
He saw a girl for a match. - Did you show him..
...some scary looking girl? - It's made in Bezawada..
...but she looks like Benz lorry. - So that's the matter!
Ok, give 60 tablets per hour. - It's for us?
No, it's for the patient. - 60 tablets per hour?
You can also give him 30 tablets per 15 minutes.
Do you have a medical shop? - My brother-in-law has one.
The address is written in it. Buy it from his shop.
He will give 20% discount. - To you? - No, it's for you.
And he might get an 80% discount.
Where are you going? - To Hyderabad.
What's the need to go there for a few days!
The date of marriage is 10th of this month.
You can leave along with your wife after marriage.
Who's getting married? - Your mother and me.
What are you saying! - Then what else shall I say!
I am a human being. How can I marry an elephant!
Elephant? - ok, dinosaur. I will never marry her.
What does that girl lack? - Everything's in excess.
She's their only daughter. That's why she was..
...pampered a bit. - They pampered her..
...and turned her into a truck. - The girl might be fat..
...but she's so sweet. - Then go and cuddle her.
But please don't force me to marry her.
If you get our SI married to her and if she throws her hand..
...on him as a joke he will break the windows and fall on road.
And if she drops her leg on him during sleep..
...his leg will be broken into pieces.
And it won't be of any use even if you take him..
...to Jaipur or Puttur after the accident.
He's burning with anger and you are adding fuel to fire.
Take a vow in front of lord of Seven Hills..
...that you will bring her to his temple on barefoot.
She will become thin in no time.
And if she slips there he will be left with just Six Hills.
She will become slim if she goes to the gym.
Who'll become slim? Her trainer?
Don't talk like that! I have a lot of expectations from you..
...that you will agree to this match.
Why are you wiping tears when she's crying?
No matter whoever cries in your family I always find it funny!
But when I see your sister crying I too gets tears.
You don't even have the sympathy for me that others have.
Look, if you need money for your marriage..
...I will ride a rickshaw and mother will sew clothes.
Generally mothers sew clothes only after fathers die.
You can sew clothes even when he's alive.
And father will work as a coolie and granny will work..
...as a maid, and we will get you married.
But please don't force that road-roller on me.
Is that your final decision? - This is quarter-final..
...and semi-final decision as well. - This one? Move aside.
Hey, where are they? - They must be at the doors to stop us.
Let's leave from the backdoor. - Correct.
What's this! - Stools below us and ropes above us.
And then are in between them. - You shut up!
You said that you will die, but you won't marry that girl.
That's why we are dying. - So you are trying to emotionally..
...emotionally blackmail me? - Brother, I have a last wish.
You want to die as a married woman?
After our death build a common grave for all of us.
With granite or with marble?
With whatever his budget permits?
Then it will be the cheapest stone.
Hey, Hrithik Roshan, they are my family.
It makes sense if they try to commit suicide.
But what's wrong with you? - I have been asking them..
...to give me a raise, they said they will give me a raise..
...when you'll get married. You will never get married and..
...I'll never get a raise. There's no use in living anymore.
Priest Sitarama Shastri, what's wrong with you!
I couldn't fix even a single match since last six months.
I am in deep slump. I thought that if this marriage is fixed..
...I can clear my debts. But this one has also missed.
Look how many lives are taking.
Son, think about it for the last time.
Will you tie her the sacred thread..
...or do you want to see this rope in around our necks.
Will you marry her or not?
Will you marry her or do you want us to commit suicides?
What do you want? - What do you want?
What do you want? - What do you want?
Have you seen it! Since he is dying anyway..
...your servant is also trying to dominate you.
Try to get some emotion and run in slow motion..
...and kick all the six stools at once.
You will get rid of this trouble. Except him!
Why aren't you saying anything?
Say something. We are also getting late for our train.
Ok, go ahead with it.
They are really committing suicides.
Get down. I will marry that girl.
What we worried about has come true!
Why has God done this to us?
It's a situational song, isn't it?
That sad music is making it worse.
Mere thought of marrying that cylinder..
...giving me a shiver down the spine.
Tell me a path to break this match.
Do you have a pen? - Will you draw some diagram of the plan?
I need to think about it. - To think about you need a brain..
...but not a pen. - Haven't you seen our writers' photos?
We will get ideas if we are in this pose.
Did you get it? - Yes. - What is it?
The ink of this pen.
Idea! Since we couldn't slash them in this direction..
...let's slash them from the opposite direction.
It won't look good if policemen kill common people.
Don't take everything literally. I didn't ask you to kill them.
What I meant was to make the girl's family reject you.
Why would they reject me? - Assume that you are a fool.
Scoundrel, we might not be on duty right now..
...but that doesn't mean you can scold me.
Don't get me wrong! If they get such an impression about you..
...they will automatically reject you.
Who's that? - Is Chidatala Apparao at home?
He's cooking in the kitchen. - Hey, your master is cooking..
...and the maid is reading a magazine in the veranda?
Are you kidding me! I am not the maid. - Are you his relative?
Yes, a very close relative. I am his wife.
You're his wife? - Yes. I am Apparao's wife Bipasha Basu.
Didn't your parents ever feel like changing your name?
Look, Mrs. Bipasha, if you are his wife..
...then who's the lady who was with him that day?
He might have two wives. She must be his second wife.
Shut up! - Why did she become upset?
She must be his first wife. Am I right? - Hey, Appi!
Wait a minute, Basu. I am bringing coffee for you as well.
When did you marry again without my knowledge?
I hadn't even done anything to my first wife till now.
Then how did you get that daughter? - It's you?
Yes, it's us. Tell us if she's your first wife..
...then who's the lady was with you on that day.
She's.. She's.. - Tell me! I want to know who it is.
A lady will bear anything, but she will never tolerate to..
...share her rights to harass her husband with another woman.
Who's she? - Basu, we can talk about those things later on.
You go inside for the time being. Oh God!
I will decide if I have to go inside or outside..
...only after you tell me who she is.
I will tell you everything personally. Listen to me!
No, I won't. You left me with no other option other than..
...river Godavari. Give me money. I'll go to Rajamundry.
What's the need to go to river Godavari to commit suicide!
There's Krishna Dam nearby. - And it would also be easy..
...for him to collect your dead body.
I am going to Rajamundry not to jump into river Godavari.
Then? - My uncle Gotum Gangaraju, a famous goon..
...lives there. I will tell him and get him punished.
Don't go that far. I am innocent. - Shut up! - Oh God!
Leave me.
They fight every second day.
Sir! Sir! Mr. Ranga Rao. - What happened?
You are beating your husband again?
Son-in-law, when did you come here?
I am really tensed right now. You don't call me son-in-law!
He's your husband's second set-up.
You can see how close he is to her even in public.
So she's the other woman in your life.
And that's the reason you didn't want to leave this house..
...when I suggested of shifting to some other house.
You said that the landlord is very compatible.
Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law, you completely misunderstood me.
What actually happened is.. - Don't tell me anything.
You will say that it was a lonely night.
And you committed a mistake because of a thunder.
And ever since then you are continuing with it, right?
How did you like my husband! He repels even me.
As if you don't repel me. - The fights in a family..
...are so interesting, aren't they? - That's the reason..
...the family drama movies and serials are always hits.
Sister, let me tell you.. - What will you tell me!
That my husband is Sobhana Babu and you would ask me..
...to adjust with him like Sharada and Vanishree?
So he's Sobhana Babu and you both are..
...Sharada and Vanishree? - And he's Jagapati Babu?
Yes, he became a bit fat these days.
Will you all keep quiet for a while!
I can't bear this tension. I will tell you the truth..
...before my marriage collapses like World Trade Centre.
Look, son, actually what happened is that..
Have you seen those shots, son? That's what has happened.
I knew it! I knew that this baby elephant..
This baby elephant was born to these elephants.
Son-in-law, please don't get upset.
You want me not to get upset even after such a betrayal?
Do you still expect me to marry your daughter?
I will file a case against you all right now.
Hey, take out the charge-sheet.
There's no need for charge sheets and bed sheets.
Tell this matter to your family. They will break this match.
Correct. Correct. Correct. Let's go.
Son. Son. Son. - Father, he's leaving.
Girl, your father's there. - Father, ask him to come back.
Son.
You said that that Sunday is an auspicious day, didn't you?
There's a one-day cricket match on that day.
I won't be free. - Then fix it on Monday.
My wife might change her mind if we delay it.
Betrayal. - Deception.
Fraud. - Cheating.
You are right. The auto-drivers of Bejawada..
...are worse than the city-bus drivers.
Mother! Granny! Sister! Hey, Hritik Roshan!
They too know that. - It's not the auto-matter.
It's not the meter-matter as well.
That Chidatala Apparao cheated us like..
...Chit Fund company. - The jewelry that girl was wearing..
...doesn't belong to her? - That girl doesn't belong to them.
Is she their adopted daughter? - It's his neighbor's daughter.
Say it clearly.
How dare is he to deceive us in that way!
I will cut him into pieces. - One minute, father.
Take this, father. Go and cut him into pieces.
It's not a sword, but it's a stick.
The weapon is not important, but what is more important..
...Is ambition. You carry on, father.
And listen, if they hit you back just give us a call.
We will bring a doctor in an ambulance.
Shut up and get out of my way! - ok, we'll bring a nurse.
Thank God!
Veturi Sitarama Shastri, why did you lie to us that..
...that girl is Chidatala Apparao's daughter?
I am an elder person and I am also a poor man.
Please forgive me. - Never again bring a match for me.
Even if you receive a proposal for me lie to them..
...that this is my tenth marriage like an Arab Sheikh.
If they don't believe you tell them that he's got AIDS.
Shut up! - Tell them that I have got TB or cancer.
So you want to say that I will never get married?
Won't I get rid of my spinsterhood?
Brother, please get me a husband.
She's dying to get married. Bring a guy and tell her..
...that he's the CM of Tamil Nadu or the CEO of..
...of the Volkswagen company and get her married to him.
She thinks only about marriage.
Take these sweets as my match has broken.
When a match breaks people cry, but don't celebrate.
Mummy, you would've cried for the rest of your life..
...If I had got married to that truck.
And she would have eaten the entire month's ration..
...In just one day. If you want to buy her a sari..
...you have to stitch 2-3 bed sheets together for her sari.
With the cloth required to stitch a blouse for her..
...you get stitch 2-3 chudidars for sister. - He's right.
If she wants to take a bath you will need a tank full of water..
...and couple of big soaps. Give me some sweets. - Take this.
To feed that baby elephant we need the Food Corporation..
...or the Reserve Bank to sponsor us.
Middle-class people like us can't maintain her.
Son. - Yes, father. - I cancelled Apparao's match.
I am proud of you, my dad. I am proud of you.
Why are you crying? - I am not crying, daddy.
These are tears of pleasure. - Tears of pleasure?
Isn't it called tears of pleasure?
You are right. It's something else.
Yes, it's called tears of joy.
Now take these sweets on this occasion.
You too take one. - What's that?
I talked to that girl's real father SVR..
...and fixed your match with that particular girl.
Yahoo! - Yes, you are a very lucky man.
Apparao said that he will give 5-6 lakhs as dowry.
But S.V. Rangarao though looks like a wholesale..
...clothes dealer, but he is a very generous man.
He has 15-20 crores property.
He has got only one wife and one daughter.
The entire property will be yours.
You mean my son will be a millionaire!
Oh God! Then brother will get me a groom from America.
He took after his grandpa. The same happened to him as well.
He came to see a girl in my neighborhood..
...but at last he married me.
I see. So this serial is going on since a long time.
I am getting married for the first time in my life.
Think about my safety for once.
What's there to think about! That girl was born in Maruti car..
...and was brought up in a Benz car.
Why? Couldn't her mother carry her in the womb..
...and deliver her in the car itself?
I am saying that she's such a costly girl.
We don't even have a secondhand car.
If you want a car I will get one on rent.
You can see the entire city on car.
But please don't put that burden on my head.
Is it a joke or are you serious?
His face looks very sad. He must be very serious.
Hritik Roshan. - Get the ropes ready to strangle ourselves.
Father, like they alert the fishermen every time there's..
...a storm, you can't call for ropes each and every time.
It's not done. - Then you tie the nuptial thread around..
...that girl's neck. - You are saying the same thing again?
Then I will change my words now.
The strangling program is cancelled.
Marry her.
Sir, the ropes and the stools are ready. - Let's go.
Don't go. You need not die for me.
For you people I will die.. I will marry her.
We are about to get married, girl.
You can see the arrangements.
Son, why the guests running in that direction?
Has some film-star arrived? - No, we're watching the groom.
You are watching the groom? - To see who dared to..
...marry that mountain. - Ranga Rao used to worry a lot..
...about how he will get his daughter married.
But at last he succeeded to trap someone.
Don't worry. This is called life. Control yourself.
I can't hear those words. Come with me.
Are you going to commit suicide?
No. To stop the marriage.
The arrangements are really great, brother-in-law.
Thanks a lot, brother-in-law. - Sir, our SI is calling you.
Sir, what's the matter? Have we done some mistake?
You haven't done any mistake. I did a few mistakes.
What? - I need to tell you some naked truths about me, sir.
Don't call me sir. Call me father-in-law.
Father-in-law, I take a drink. - To strength?
Not that drink, I am talking about brandy and whiskey.
What's wrong in that! Two pegs per day..
...Is good for health. The doctors are saying so.
I don't stay quiet after drinking, father-in-law?
Do you vomit? - No.
So you take something else? - Yes, I take a ***.
Great! So you are very good in that matter!
What's the matter? The father-in-law and son-in-law..
...have already started eating each others' ears?
No one values land-phones when there are cell-phones.
Brother-in-law, my son-in-law has some great qualities.
My daughter is really very lucky. She's lucky!
Who is he! - He's your father-in-law. The priest's calling you.
Father, I can't sit on that seat.
You want us to take you there? Hold this, Nagesh!
That's not the thing. When you ask me to go there..
...I feel like I am being the scapegoat.
Think about it for one more time, father.
We knew that you would create such problems at..
...the last moment. That's why we are carrying cold drinks.
Take a look.
You are the groom's family. How can you serve cold drinks!
The servants are there to do it.
These cold drinks are not for serving.
You naughty! So you mixed whiskey in it?
No. We mixed poison in it. - You want to commit suicide..
...as you can't bear to see your son marrying that fat girl?
We decided to kill ourselves if you go against this marriage.
lt won't stop! It won't stop!
lt won't stop!
Thanks, son. You saved six lives.
Here! Ladies, push that vehicle.
Sorry. I mean bring the bride here.
O my beautiful girl!
I fell in love with you.
O my beautiful girl!
I fell in love with you, O my beloved one.
Come here, dear. Enter the dragon. Sit down.
The groom has gone up! The groom has gone up!
Bring him down.
Who can survive if one is forced to marry that mountain!
I didn't mean he died. Look that way.
If you sit on the edge the boy will fly in the air like a rocket.
If you sit in the middle he will be safe..
...and he will be able to attend his marriage. Come closer.
Come closer to him. At the centre. That's right.
For his protection hold the seat for a while. - Alright. Alright.
Do you exist? Do you really exist?
Son, take the mixture of cumin seeds and jaggery.
This is not the time to eat sweet and hot.
You don't eat it and stop troubling me.
Place this on the bride's head. - If I place it on her head..
...Is there any chance that ants would get on her head..
...and bite her and kill her? - Don't play jokes. Do what I say.
Put!
Girl, you also do the same thing.
Put it on the groom's head.
Girl, you need to press it so hard.
I didn't press him. I just placed it on his head.
You just touched him and this is what happened to him.
If you had pressed him he would have gone to hell.
Ladies, lift the girl's hand. - Alright.
I think we need a crane.
He is not bleeding, is he? - Keep quiet for a while.
If wish he had a helmet.
The bird is being forced to marry the cage.
Son, tie the sacred thread to her. - To her finger?
Not to her finger or leg. Tie it around her neck.
This thread isn't big enough for that neck.
I am sorry. By mistake I brought the medium-sized.
You need an extra-large one.
I will extend it.
Now his bachelorhood is about to end.
This is the auspicious moment.
There's the nuptial thread around her neck.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Marriages are made in heaven. This is the auspicious moment.
There's the nuptial thread around her neck.
Son, revolve around the fire. - You mean around her?
I didn't revolve around the mountain..
...but I asked you to revolve around the alter.
Son, be careful. Get up.
Ladies, why are you staring at him instead of helping him!
Push her like one pushes a lorry.
Madam, please co-operate with them.
And she's blushing. Just walk the nuptial rounds.
Life is here. Death is here.
Where else will we go other than this place?
Son, put your feet on her leg. - Tell me such easy things.
Girl, now put your feet on his leg.
He tied the nuptial thread. Why are you punishing him now?
It's a ritual. You keep quiet.
Girl, you put your feet on his leg very slowly.
That really hurts! It looked as if the lorry's tier..
...was crushing a lemon. The priest was even telling her..
...to put her feet very slowly.
The muscles tore and the bones were broken..
...only because she placed her leg slowly.
Had she pressed my legs with her full strength..
...by now you would've got a wheel chair and clutches.
Please. Don't make me sympathize with myself.
This time you escaped luckily, but the real danger..
...Is lying ahead. - What danger!
First night. - Every couple lie over each other that day..
...but you don't have that chance.
It's alright if there's a stone on road roller..
...but it's quite dangerous if the road roller is on the stone.
Come, son. The auspicious moment is here.
Auspicious moment? What for? - For first night.
You will have to let the girl sit on your lap.
Don't make such programs. His legs will break.
He's from a reputed family who hit their thighs.
Ok, then, I will finish the ritual in a simple way. Come.
Get up. - You got me married. Your wish is fulfilled.
Now you are you forcing me for the first night.
So that your wishes could be fulfilled. - Come on. Let's go.
Where are you going? - To escort our sir.
I will slap you. He's going to meet his wife..
...but he's not going to a prohibited area. Go.
Here is the white sari. Here are the jasmine flowers.
Wear a white sari. Adorn your hair with the jasmine flowers.
Make me the luckiest man.
What for? - This is the most important night for us.
This is the most important night for us.
Here is the white sari. Here are the jasmine flowers.
Take it. - What's this? Poison? - It's Thumbs Up!
Women take a glass of milk with her on her first night.
Mother-in-law said that you don't like milk.
I see. So you already learnt about my likes and dislikes!
It's my dharma being your wife.
You are not my wife. I don't accept you.
She also told me that you wake up at midnights..
...and eat snacks at that time. I brought snacks as well.
There's something important that you should know.
What's that? - Come with me.
You are already getting so excited! Wait for some time!
Don't go too far. I didn't hold you for that reason. - Then?
You are not moving when I pull you. Do one thing.
Hold my hand and take me to mirror. I will tell you then.
Let's go.
Look at this! I look like stick and you look like a drum.
Look how our combination is.
The drum sounds well only if it'*** with a stick.
Oh God! Oh God! I wanted a wife like Trisha or Shreya.
I would've adjusted with her even if she looked like..
...Aishwarya Rai, but I got someone like Kalpana Rai.
What are you saying! Isn't Kalpana Rai a woman?
Doesn't she have a heart? - Yes, she has one.
Then you should've married someone like..
--Iron-leg Shastri or Adnan Sami-.
Look, I married you because my parents forced me to..
...but not because I like you.
Ok, you were against this marriage.
Are you also against the 'first night' ceremony?
I am against it as well. From today onwards..
...there is no relation between you and me.
We are husband and wife only outside this room.
So shall I shift our 'first night' ceremony at outdoors?
Ever since I came here you are talking about 'first night'.
Are you really that eager? - I am worry only about you.
It's my responsibility to keep your happy.
If you want me to be happy then you will have to..
...sleep on that sofa and I will sleep on the bed.
Your wish is my command.
No! Wait. - You changed your mind.
Shall we sleep together on the bed? - Stop kidding.
If you sleep on that sofa the sofa's legs will break.
You sleep here and I will sleep there.
It will be difficult for you to sleep there.
You sleep on the bed. I will sleep in some other room.
No! If you sleep outside people will think that..
...I really don't have any current. You sleep here.
Your wish is my command. - You are using the line..
...'Your wish is my command' far too many times.
Do you think that if you behave like that..
...I will think that my wife is very nice and that I am the one..
...who is torturing her and I will make a commitment?
You made a commitment when you tied..
...three knots in around my neck. - You are a fool.
I knew that I would become your husband..
...If I had tied three knots around your neck.
So I tied just three knots. Even you parents didn't see it.
Your one knot is as much as hundred knots.
Goodnight. Have nice dreams! - Bad night. Have nightmares!
What happened? You are there like a lorry-driver..
...who came straight from his duty. Didn't you sleep all night?
How can one sleep in lion's den?
I feared that you would fall on me at the middle of night..
...so I was awake eating these snacks.
Saundarya! Saundarya! - Yes, coming.
Stop! Don't kiss me at this time.
What makes you think that I am going to kiss you!
I didn't come here for that. - What are you doing!
School dropouts like you won't understand such mega-ideas.
Now go and open the door.
Listen! Just blush after you open the door. - Alright.
Take a bath, dear. I will prepare tea for you.
Did you get me now why did this!
Relangi Raj Babu is B.A. passed.
Whatever I do has some meaning.
You go now. - Alright.
That's alright, but..
You may go.
Get up! I am calling you. Get up.
Let me sleep for a while, granny. My body is aching.
Why is your body aching? Just because your messed her hair..
...the Bottu(dot on the forehead) and her flowers?
When did you see it! Did you fix some cameras here?
You fool, you learnt about these things from movies.
And I practically sent 100s of brides into the room..
...on their first night. Your tricks won't work with me.
Wash your face and get fresh. - What for?
So that we could divorce her and to go our own way.
We are not going anywhere. You and your wife are going.
Where? - To honeymoon.
To honeymoon? With her? No!
A husband and wife should go to honeymoon.
Then ask mother and father to go. - Shut up!
Both of your should go. - Then ask her to go to Kashmir..
...where there are terrorists, and I will go to Ooty.
Don't behave stupidly and get ready. The car's ready.
Brother, come. Get into the car.
What are you staring at! Get into the car.
What if she asks for cold drinks in the car?
Buy two Thumbs Up bottles for her.
Shall I ask Mr. Chiranjeevi's for money?
Why don't you say it clearly?
Take this 100 rupees note and spend as much as you want.
But it's too big an amount. - If you save some money..
...bring a couple of Eucalyptus bottles.
It's good for cough and cold. - Oh God!
Son, take this money. - What do you want? Java oil?
I don't want any java oil or palm oil.
I just want you to give me a grandson. That's all.
I might be a police office, but what makes you think..
...that I'll accept bribe for that. - No, it's for your expenses, son.
I booked a suite in Taj Residency.
And when did you book the pants?
Son-in-law has a really a great sense of humor.
You need not pay the hotel.
The driver will also be with you along with the car.
Thank God, the three of us can stay in the same room.
It will be safe for me. - No, I won't stay in your room, sir.
I will take a separate room.
By the way my name is Nana Patekar.
You look like a Telugu person, but you have a Marathi name?
My real name is *** Rajesh. But my mother told me..
...a secret when she was on her deathbed.
That's why I had to change my name.
Alright, you should leave now, son.
Give me a call if you face some problem over there.
I will be there to look after those things.
Where are you going? - To honeymoon.
It's not their honeymoon, but not yours.
My boss doesn't get anything if I am not with him.
He doesn't get anything she will guide him.
You join your duty and catch some thieves.
Tata. Adieu. Goodbye. I shall go now.
Tata. Adieu. Goodbye. I shall go now.