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Feed her heart... Before you feed your hard-on.
All you boyfriends, close guy friends wrap your ear lobe around this one! Next time your
girl's upset
don't say, you should have SEX you'll feel better. Cuz that is NOT what we wanna hear!
That is the last thing on our mind.
Cause when we're scared, confused or worried--we're in HELL!! We do not want to have
sex at that point.
Unless of course, you girls are into ***. Remedy or poison you'll know by the side
effects. YOU wondering who the hell you slept with. Too hung over to remember, no
energy, desensitized, cynical... acting real happy cuz you're NOT. Classic
deflection.
We do not work like you do. When you're upset you have sex and you feel better! You're bored...
You have sex and you feel stimulated. You're anxious, you have sex...
you feel relaaaaxed. You're stressed out you have sex you feel refreshed!
I call my buddy when I'm really upset, do you know what he says to me?
Do you wanna go get a ROOM? Why are you talking about getting a room--I'm upset!
I know but you'll feel better. :D
K I'm upset
and you wanna *** me? And you think I'll feel better?!
He's like, I'm just sayin', we can lie next to each other. We don't have to do
anything. I can just massage your ***!
Massage my ***? No.
So he's like, just think of me as your slave. Okay. Firstly! I just don't see massaging 'my' ***
as a slave 'component'. And secondly! YOU'RE not massaging my ***.
So he's like, K I've had a really bad day do you wanna massage my ***?
I honestly don't know which is worse that, or we just finish having a
fight with you and what do you guys DO?
It's like, Knock-Knock! Don't make friggin' knock knock jokes--that's NOT how you listen!
Oh! You think that's funny?
He who laughs now will cry LATER when his balls are about to 'explode'.
Cuz she's going down on you and something you 'say' or do makes her STOP right in the
middle of it.
Cuz YOU have tempted the winds of fate 'not'
to blow you.
Hi... I just burped. HAHA! K...
Thuuu this thaaaa! LOL Urgh!!
We have to take all this part OUT!!