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- But we might not have to do that
- I hear you, but I really like these guys. They have shiny uniforms.
It's important to have nice uniforms.
I don't care if they are incapable of doing actual battle. I want my uniforms!
- Yes, but...
- It is important to maintain some kind of moral standard
and since our clothing factories have been relocated east of the Urals, I don't see the problem.
- Yeah, but...
- Or what? Should we just let them die and face the Wehrmacht in rags?
- No no, no one is saying that
- I'm just thinking that...
- Perhaps we should fight naked? Au naturĂ¡l?
- Well, it worked for the Scots...
- Or?
- It's better to use these guys...
- If we arm them with pogo sticks they might be able to jump
- Yes, either that or just use these guys
- Pogo sticks? In the nude?
I say we stick with the guys in shiny uniforms
- Have they been to the dry cleaner?
- Not since Kharkov fell. But there is one in Stalingrad.
- Is it open on weekends?
- Wouldn't it be wiser to use some other unit then?
They, um, won't expect that.
It's a pretty good unit...
- Which unit is that? Is it the...
SPANISH INQUISITION?
- Very much so
- What's so special about them? Why are they any better than these guys over here?
- Well, no one expects them...
- Ah, ok
...and they have pretty shiny uniforms as well.
- Ok, I hear ya
...so it's settled then.
We forget about these guys for now and focus on the Spaniards...
...ehm, did anyone have the phone number to that dry cleaner in Stalingrad?