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Hey guys, it's Billy. Today's game is the Simpsons, Bart...
Bart vs. the... Beanstalk... FUUUUUUUCK
Bart and the Beanstalk, sorry
Once upon a time, there was a poor family with a son named Bart.
They were so poor, that all they had were some old donuts and a cow.
What good are donuts without milk? D'OH!
When they finally ran out of donuts, Homer told Bart to go to town and sell the cow.
On his way, Bart ran into a silly-looking man named Monty the Miser.
He offered Bart some magic - OK you guys know the whole story.
I want to jump right into this game.
OK, looks like Bart is equipped with a slingshot, and he can jump
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These graphics look pretty good for a Game Boy game
I'm at the beanstalk alrea - WOAH
the beanstalk already, uh
Mmmmm
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The hell is this ***
Oh ***
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Oh ***-
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FUUUCK
The *** is this thing supposed to be anyways?
OOOOOHHHHHHHH
Aaaaawwww, what the ***?!
Oh you *** *** bug, WHAT THE ***!
Oh you cape-wearing ***, you emo-glasses wearing *** Buddy Holly-listening to ***!
What theHURRRRRR *SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP*
Oh you *** *** ***
Oh you ***-loving ***, you walking mattress, wha-
I just *** climbed the-
OHHHHH YOU LOVE *** nnngh
Stick a Gatorade bottle IN your ***
*** tulip-picking ***
You *** ***, I *** hate women so *** much
*** ***, I was at the *** flea market on the weekend, and I see this ***
wearing ***, like, shorts going up her *** and ***, and I, I
I'm a guy, I *** look at her, and she gives me the dirtiest *** look, like
"How dare you look at my *** visible... *** ***"
like, I guess it was like a ***, but...
but *** her *** was so *** fat it was like the whole *** camel's foot
you *** ***, you short-haired ***
What the *** were you doing at the flea market dressed like that, you *** floozie
Stupid *** ***, I'm gonna *** your *** and your *** ***, I'm gonna *** cut your ears off you stupid *** ***
How *** dare you flirt with me, you *** ***
I'm gonna go back to the *** future...
SOMEHOW
and I'm gonna *** find you when you're two *** months old, and I'm gonna *** smoke a cigarette right in front of you, I'm gonna *** bend you over...
*WHEEZE*
and I'm gonna *** put the ashes right in your *** female *** and watch you cry as I *** pound you out with these *** awesome fists, ***
I watch *** UFC ***, I've watched UFC since Ultimate Fighter season 2, and I think know a *** thing about *** MMA in your ***, you *** ***
I'm gonna ride a BICYCLE... maybe a *** mountain bike in your *** ***
That powdery snow is like *** stale bar of soap or some *** (???)
You *** ***, you big-lipped ***, I hope you get *** breast cancer, ovary cancer, every kind of *** cancer you stupid, DROOPY ***
I'm gonna *** strangle your *** with a *** sleeping bag, in fact that's what I'm gonna to your *** you stupid *** ***
Just like they do to African children, I'm gonna cut your *** off, I'm gonna *** wear your *** as a *** NECKLACE, YOU STUPID ***
*** buyin *** at the flea market, I'm gonna put your *** in a grave, you *** *** ***
*** seventeen years old, trying to dress like some *** teenage ***, and you've got wrinkles all over your *** ***
*** 38-year-old *** ***, you stupid ***, *** probably walks around wearing a cape on Halloween
*** HALLOWEEN, *** CHRISTMAS YOU STUPID *** ***
I've got so much, *** spit in my mouth I'm gonna *** strangle your *** you *** ***
I'm gonna *** kill you, THEN *** YOU, you stupid ***, you *** red-haired ***, *** ***
You're probably on your *** period, that's why you gave me that *** dirty look
cause when my *** sister walks by me, I can always tell when she's on her ***, PERIOD
And this *** Mr. Burns *** and his *** beanstalk, you fucklin dribblin horse *** cat ***
*** lips are all chapped because when a *** cat's *** gets hard it's all *** prickly like a *** cactus
*** chapped lips, STICK IT UP YOUR *** ***
Go shop at Zeller's some more you Canadian ***-sucking ***
you *** stupid ***
I'm gonna *** shove my *** Samsung television straight in your *** ***, I'm gonna *** knock on your *** ovaries with these *** fists RIGHT HERE, ***
I'm not a-***-fraid to hit a woman, I *** pound on my grandfather all the *** time, I throw his *** *** 80-year-old *** in a *** bathtub
*** old ***-suckin *** spyin and puttin his ear against the door, as I *** jerk off and I'm tryin to *** PLAY THESE *** VIDEO GAMES
Awww that *** ***, I bet her *** name is Tabitha too, that *** ***
I'm gonna punch you Tabitha, I'm gonna find where the *** you live ***
I'm gonna *** kill you so *** hard ***, I've *** killed before, I've *** before ***, I've done that ***
I'M NOT AFRAID TO *** DO IT AGAIN, ***
I *** hate lesbians, I *** hate ***, you *** (???) you *** wrangly-haired ***
*** ***, I'm gonna *** kill you ***
I - *** - I'D *** MY OWN DOG YOU *** *** she's a *** Shih Tzu, she's like *** ten years old
I'd *** eat that *** like it's a *** watermelon, NNG NNNNNG
I *** hate *** that eat seedless watermelons, you *** ***, how *** hard is it to spit out the seeds you stupid toothless ***
I'm gonna *** rip out your dentures assholeface, you *** mohawk-wearing piece of ***
*** listening to George Jones records you ***, I'm gonna *** rip open your urethra
YOU KNOW WHAT THE *** AAAAAAAAAAA *** HIGHTAIL
FUUUCK I'M *** PISSED OFF WITH THIS *** ***
what time is it
*** 11:40 in the morning, I think I still have time to go down to the flea market
Aww you *** ***, you peprat eating wearing (???) ***
*** ***, you *** probably smell your own ***
Probably *** spray... DAHHHHHH
BATHROOM SPRAY
in your *** ***, you stick the whole can in there sideways you stupid *** ***
Ah ***, who the fu- only *** faggots wear blue jean pants
OHHH YOU *** *** I *** hate Bart Simpson look at his *** black and white ***
*** ***
I *** hate women like you all the time
I had to *** put up with that *** *** in high school
if I-
*** *** IN HIGH SCHOOL, the little *** *** hair poking out of their *** belly button
***... ***
*** ***, I'm gonna *** strangle you ***, I'm gonna *** shove my big massive 5.5-inch Canadian *** IN YOUR THROAT
OUT YOUR *** BELLY BUTTON YOU *** ***
***, ***, ***, ***
*** ***, I *** HATE WOMEN SO *** MUCH, UGH
UGH YOU WOMEN, *** *** ***
I *** hate people that say, "OH I'M NOT RACIST, I HATE EVERYBODY EQUALLY!"
*** YOU, YOU *** *** UNORIGINAL *** PRICK
Oh I wish I had a *** gun right now, I'd *** blow my *** brains out
NNNNGH
*** Tabitha, I'm gonna *** kill you
*** Tabitha, where the *** are you ***
Oh you ***-guzzling *** ***
*** ***
Ohhh I'm gonna *** ram a Q-tip so far up your *** ***
I *** see a *** before I know what they *** look like (???)
I *** this native girl two years ago
*SNIFF* NNGH *SNIFF* NNGH *SNIFF* NNNNGH
MY *** FINGERS SMELL LIKE HER *** *** HAHAHAHA
OH YOU *** ***, OH I- *WHEEZE*
AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA OH I WANNA *** MYSELF
AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
YOU *** ***
I'M *** STRONGER THAN YOU
I CAN ***- I'LL BOX ANY *** *** OF ALL TIME
AWUNNNNNNNNGH
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh you *** ***
UGHHHHHHHHH
UUUUGGGHHHHHH
UUUUUGH *** *** BAAAARARAWRAWRAWR