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[Cymbal crash]
[Slantendicular look]
Oh Emo Jeans don't fit me Me *** hangs out the back
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***.
Ain't gonna wear eye-liner Or dye my hair jet-black
'Cos Emo Jeans don't fit me, Me *** hangs out the back.
Emo Jeans don't fit me Me *** hangs out the back
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***.
Ain't gonna wear eye-liner Or dye my hair jet-black
'Cos Emo Jeans don't fit me, Me *** hangs out the back!
I went to the shopping mall I couldn't believe me eyes;
A shiny pair of black jeans And they were in my size.
I took 'em home I tried 'em on I found to my surprise:
Couldn't pull 'em up They got caught up They wouldn't go past me thighs
Oh Emo Jeans don't fit me Me *** hangs out the back
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***.
Ain't gonna wear eye-liner Or dye my hair jet-black
'Cos Emo Jeans don't fit me, Me *** hangs out the back!
[Alfie's solo]
Ooooh my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat
He wears gor'-blimey trousers An' he lives in a council flat
He found the strides In a bin outside And then said to me mum:
Our son can't wear these trousers 'Cos they show all his bum...
Oh Emo Jeans don't fit me Me *** hangs out the back
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***.
Ain't gonna wear eye-liner Or dye my hair jet-black
'Cos Emo Jeans don't fit me, Me *** hangs out the back!
[delicate sound of -t-h-u-n-d-e-r- strumming]
I went back to the shopping mall, I took my jeans with me;
I said to the girl behind the till As she looked at me with gleeā¦
Can I return these please They don't fit me
I really can't wear them?
Said: Sorry old man; you stretched the waist and pulled away the hem...
'Cuz Emo Jeans don't fit me Me *** hangs out the back
'Cuz Emo Jeans don't fit me Me *** hangs out the back (hangs out the back)
(hangs out the back)
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***. (hangs out the back)
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***.
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***. (a real ***)
(a real ***)
Ain't gonna wear eye-liner Or dye my hair jet-black (a real ***)
'Cos Emo Jeans don't fit me, Me *** hangs out the back.
Oh Emo Jeans don't fit me Me *** hangs out the back
Oh Emo Jeans don't fit me Me *** hangs out the back
Oh Emo Jeans don't fit me Me *** hangs out the back (hangs out the back)
(hangs out the back)
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***. (hangs out the back)
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***.
And when I try to pull 'em up I really look a ***. (I look a ***)
Ain't gonna wear eye-liner Or dye my hair jet-black (I look a ***)
'Cos Emo Jeans don't fit me, Me *** hangs out the back...
Hangs
Hangs out
Hangs out the
Hangs out the back
Alright; Pause Ben, put it on the paws and it'll...
[fin]