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So I'm processing this.
Does this mean that the whole time we were together, you were
I mean, are you
You're asking did I always want to have sex with men?
Yes.
Are you asking did I think about it when we were together?
Yes.
So then how were you able to have sex with me'?
Well, there's a There's a handsomeness to you, just
- Oh, my God. - All right, that's
Maybe that wasn't the right, um
Well, I am very, very happy for you.
Thank you. It means a lot to me.
But I do wish that you could have maybe figured this out a little bit sooner,
like maybe when we were at liberal arts college,
because there were a lot of gay men there.
Okay, okay. Now I just feel there's a lot of aggression coming off of you.
And also, I wanna let you know that the reason I brought you here
was not to discuss our past relationship, but to discuss the fact that I have an STD
and I'm pretty *** sure you gave it to me.
Why would you think that?
Because I've been having protected sex with my current boyfriend
and also he doesn't have HPV.
- HPV? - He was tested and he doesn't have it.
- Oh, your boyfriend was tested for HPV? - Yes.
- Well, that's absurd. - And why is that absurd?
Because there is no test for men.
There is no way a man can be tested for HPV,
and your boyfriend would know that
had he even taken an intro-level to human sexuality workshop.
Okay, so you're saying that you don't have it.
No, I'm saying that there's no way for me to know.
And quite frankly, Hannah, I resent the accusation.
You were always like this.
Okay, this is not the time for you to throw stones, because you know what?
I'm the one who was lied to
- By who? - By you, for two years.
Well, I think it was Maya Angelou who said, "We are only as blind as we wanna be."
So you're saying that I was supposed to know that you were gay?
Because let me tell you something,
this fruity little voice that you've put on
- Excuse me? - ls a new thing.
(LOUDLY) Fruity little (QUIETLY) Fruity little voice?
Keep your Keep it down.
- Is this about the scarf? - It's not about the scarf.
The scarf is not helping the situation, but it's about your tone of voice,
it's about your mannerisms.
- And in my head - I am my authentic self.
I am being my authentic self.
If you had been this gay in college,
I would have known because I have two eyeballs,
- two ears - Really'?
You might wanna take some steps back through your other boyfriends.
And not for nothing, maybe take a look at your dad.
You didn'tjust.
I did.
In what way does my father read gay to you?
Uh, well, he has a stud in his ear.
He got it on a trip he took with a bunch of his male friends.
- I heard what that sounded like. - Are we hearing ourselves?
- I don't think we are. - You know what I'm gonna do from now on?
What are you gonna do?
Ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.
Good luck with that. Good luck with that.
And don't be surprised if people ask you if you keep dressing like that.
I'm gonna have the last word in this situation.
- It was nice to see you. - No.
- Your dad is gay. - No.