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BOSS, I'M INNOCENT.
IT WAS THE DUKE BOYS.
THEM AND THAT ROWBY GANG.
NOW, HAND OVER YOUR GUN, MR. COLTRANE.
BUT I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BUDDY, REMEMBER?
OH, I REMEMBER.
HAND OVER YOUR GUN, BUDDY.
EVERYONE IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
A TRIAL?
YOU WANT A TRIAL, YOU GOT IT.
SWEAR IN THE WITNESS.
TELL THE TRUTH, NOTHIN' BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD?
HE DOES.
COME TO ORDER.
THIS COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
THE FIRST WITNESS IS THE DEFENDANT, MR. ROSCO P. COLTRANE.
MR. COLTRANE, WHERE DID WE FIND THE STOLEN JEWELS?
WELL, IN MY CAR--
GUILTY! CASE CLOSED.
LISTEN, I WANT TO TAKE THIS TO A HIGHER COURT.
THEN GET YOURSELF A LADDER.
NOW, HAND OVER YOUR GUN.
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
THEN SHUT UP AND HAND OVER YOUR GUN!
ALL RIGHT.
CLETUS, STEP FORWARD.
I HEREBY APPOINT YOU
THE NEW SHERIFF OF HAZZARD COUNTY.
BUZZARD ON A BUZZSAW.
YOUR FIRST JOB IS GONNA HELP TO ESCORT THESE JEWELS
TO THE BOARS NEST FOR SAFEKEEPING.
OH, SHERIFF...
I MEAN...
ROSCO.
I NEVER WANTED TO BE SHERIFF LIKE THIS.
OH, IT'S, UH...
IT'S ALL RIGHT, CLETUS.
YOU'LL MAKE A FINE SHERIFF.
I HOPE SO.
I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED IF I COULD ASK YOUR ADVICE FROM TIME TO TIME.
ANYTIME YOU WANT.
IN FACT, I GOT 2 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
1:
NEVER ASK FOR A RAISE.
2:
BE PROUD OF YOUR JOB.
YES, SIR.
WELL, FLASH, I GUESS WE'RE CIVILIANS AGAIN.
I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO GO
GET THOSE DUKES AND BRING 'EM BACK
AND MAKE 'EM TALK AND PROVE WE'RE INNOCENT.
LET'S JUST GO GET THOSE DUKE BOYS.
[whining]