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I had a really good time tonight. Yeah, me too.
You know what I really liked? Is that, in your apartment there's-
Damn it, he's so cute, but I really need to cut this one loose.
-and you had a little thing of whipped cream on the side of your mouth and it was just...
it was the cutest thing. He just keeps talking.
I just can't put into words... how much I like you.
Yeah, um, me... me too. Same. Um, uh, so good, such a good time uh, can't wait till next
time. So second date then?
What? Yeah. Okay.
Second date! Yeah, so excited! Okay! Can I... Can I get a good night kiss?
[cough] Can I get a goodnight-
[cough] Okay...
Aw is that blood? I- It can't be. Maybe if I... maybe if I taste it.
Okay I'm gonna go. Okay. O-okay.
I'm gonna go. Bye! That was...
Finally! I thought he'd never leave. [fart]
Whoo! Raise the main sail Captain, we've got wind.
Oooouuuuhhh, friend-zoned! What?
You just got friend-zoned! No I didn't.
Whatever man, have fun rubbing her feet while she talks about her boyfriend's enormous-
Hey, shut up man! Just trying to help a brother out! Ta-ta,
balls bleu! I'm not gonna be friend-zoned.
Uhhh, why is he looking at me like that? He'd better not come back. Oh god he's coming
back. No no no no no. If he smells this he will never look at me the same again.
Get out! Get out! Get out! Rawr! Rawrawararawr. What are you doing?
Rawr! Leave! Leave! Leave get pshhh. RAWRAWRAWRAWR. What are you barking at me?
Get out of here. I need you to go. I need you to leave.
You know what? I don't need this. I'm out. Hey Tesse, we ran out of toilet paper. Do
you have any bills I can - Oh my god. What is that smell.
That my friend, is the smell of something precious.
Something beautiful that launched a thousand ships. Something that inspired the artists
and poets throughout the history of mankind. That Joe, is the smell of love.
Yeah well, you farted didn't you? I did.
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