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I'm the holiday get-together you can't leave because your car battery's dead.
And since you don't have Good Hands Roadside Assistance,
you'll have to stay another night while your parents argue about
whose fault it is that your brother's such a huge disappointment,
and your uncle keeps telling you how impressive your thigh muscles are.
Oh, and wait till you see who I'm flying in later tonight.
Here's a hint: cousin Mike was granted parole.
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from Mayhem... like me.