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And the breaking news, the breaking story, a breaking story, is breaking, it's breaking
right now!
We're going right to the scene.
Live alert, it's breaking, it's breaking wide open!
They flash that thing right up, they love to flash they're breaking!
So, breaking, breaking, breaking!
What's happening?
They send their guy out in a chopper, special correspondent, he jumps out, he's got the
khaki jacket with the extra pockets on it.
"Well, Jim, there's nothing happening here yet.
There's no one here, I have no information and I can't see a *** thing.
I don't even know if this is where I'm supposed to be.
Back to you in the studio."
Then they cut back to the studio, where they've already come up with a logo for the crisis.
Every crisis has to have a logo, it sits in the corner of the screen for the entire length
of the crisis, so that you can never forget that there is a crisis!
We are in crisis right now!
Everyday, constant crisis.
This crisis will end, we'll come up with another one, don't worry.
We love the crisis.
You can tell when it's a really intense crisis, because the letters in the word "crisis" begin
to crack and break apart.
I mean, when the word "crisis" is in crisis, that's a crisis!