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- Which is worse?
Only being able to eat Cookie Dough ice cream for the rest of your life,
or never being able to eat Cookie Dough ice cream
with no other dietary restrictions? - Mmmm...
That's not fair.
I'm not answering that.
- That's not the point of the game!
- Okay.
Which is worse?
Having me as your only friend, or -
never having to speak to me again,
but have all the friends in the world.
- Okay, that's not fair!
Why are you so dreadful? And self-centered!
- Dreadful? - Mmhmm!
- You’re the one asking me to give up Cookie Dough ice cream!
- No, I gave you a choice. - No!
Meh meh meh meh meh meh!
- Shut up!
Oh!
- [together] Oh... No!!!
- See what happens when you’re mean to me?
- I’m mean to you?!
- Here.
Have mine.
- Really?
You'd do that for me?
- Of course...
I’d do anything for you.
So...
Are you gonna ask Brad to be your date tonight?
- What?
- I see the way he looks at you.
- I’m not into Brad!
- Come on!
When was the last time you had a date?
- I...
- I’m bringing someone.
- You are?
- Yeah...
- Who?
Rosie? Or... Trish?
- No...
Emily.
- Emily...
Wow, the writer from work?
- Yeah.
- Wow, you sound serious.
- Is that okay?
- Yeah, I’m pretty sure you can do whatever you wanna do, Roland Travis, so...
- Hey, Roland!
- Hey, Brad!
What's up?
- Ah, not much. Just picking up hot chocolate for my little sis.
- She had the right idea. - I'd say so.
Hey, Elle.
- Hey.
- How you doin?
- Fine.
- Oh! Excuse me.
Actually, I gotta get going anyway, so I’ll see both of you tonight?
- Roland. - Yeah man.
- Brad, take care of her for me?
- Will do!
See you tonight! - Roland!
- So...
You wanna go together to this thing tonight?
- Go where?
- Roland’s magazine launch?
- Oh!
Umm...
- No. - No...?
- But...
Thank you. I'm gonna go.
- See you tonight!
- Don't be so nervous.
You look amazing.
- I'm not-
- Who's that?
- Brad.
- Ohhh!
Brad!
He's cute!
And he's definitely into you.
- I know.
Thank you. For coming with me.
- Of course. I wouldn't miss it.
You worked *** this.
For him.
- Hey! My name's in there too.
Where is he anyways?
- Niki! Thanks for coming.
- Of course!
This is great, Roland.
It’s well written, well designed...
It’s really smart! Congratulations.
- Well, it’s all thanks to E.
- Hi everybody,
if I can have your attention for just a minute,
I would like to introduce the very talented Editor-in-Chief of Traverse T.O.,
Roland Travis.
- Hello everyone, and thank you for coming out,
there’s not much I can say except keep reading every week,
I promise great content.
Have fun tonight and drink lots of wine.
There’s just one person I have to mention,
The person behind tonight’s launch,
My very best friend,
and the most beautiful woman in the world,
Elle.
Or E.
She hates being called Elle.
E -
thank you,
for basically pinning me into a corner and forcing me to do this.
Not a single page of Traverse T.O. would exist without you.
So here's to you.
- Hi, I'm Emily.
- E.
- It's good to meet you.
Roland is obviously very fond of you.
- Oh. We’re just old friends.
- How long have you guys known each other?
- Um. Eleven... years?
- Since grade seven. Sounds about right.
- Oh okay, wow! So I don't need to be jealous then.
Oh, sorry, I just mean like, if something was gonna happen,
it would’ve happened by now...
I’m sorry, I’m babbling, I’m just really nervous!
- Why are you nervous?
- Hi, I'm Niki.
- Okay!
Um, why don’t I get you a drink?
- God, she's annoying.
- Yeah, that wasn't awkward at all.
You okay?
- She's his type, I guess.
- What?
Pretty airheads?
- Mmhmm.
- Have a good night!
- I'll catch up with you.
Let me help you with that.
- Oh, it's alright bro, I got it.
- You... sure?
- Yeah man, get outta here.
- Night, guys.
- Night.
Thank you!
- You shouldn’t be doing this in that dress...
...or those shoes.
- Oh!
You're drunk.
- Seriously, there's volunteers cleaning up.
- Where's your girlfriend?
- She left.
And she's not my girlfriend.
You wanna go get a drink?
- I think you’ve had quite enough to drink tonight, sir.
- No, come on!
I don't want the night to be over yet.
- [mouthing] Are you okay?
- Um...
How about we go for a walk...
and then I take you home?
- Will you have a glass of wine at my place?
- Mmmmm...
Okay, fine.
- Deal.
- Deal.
Thank you!
- Are you sure you don’t wanna get a drink?
The bar is right there!
- You are so drunk you can barely walk right now!
- I am not! - Mmhmm!
- I'm fine!
- Okay.
- Look.
- Okay, okay. I won't-
Okay, I can't do it that way cause my pants might rip.
So I'm just gonna do it this way.
See?
Wha-?
- Okay, fine.
But can we go to your place, cause my feet are killing me!
- Why don't you take your shoes off?
- Well,
because I'm a classy lady.
- You do look very pretty tonight, E.
- Aww...
Thank you.
- No...
I meant what I said during my speech earlier.
Were you listening?
- Yeah, of course.
- You are.
You're the most beautiful woman in the world to me.
Ahhh!
- What are you doing?!
- Your feet hurt, don't they?! - Put me down!
- Don't worry, I won't drop you!
Ahhh!