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Hi, I’m Kerri. I’m Dave, and this is EW’s TV Recaps for
March 18th. Well the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Gathered together last night for the first part
Of their three-part season 4 reunion. And just so you guys know
Lisa Vanderpump could faint at any moment It’s touch and go
Thank you for your support You’re welcome
Brandi and Lisa had such a great friendship So it was kind of sad to see them turn on
each other last night. Well remember
Lisa is all business. Reality TV is a game, and she’s the boss.
So of course she’s going to act one way to
Brandi on camera than she does off camera. It’s image.
You think she doesn’t know when those cameras are on?
The ***… At least Brandi and Lisa talked
Unlike Brandi and Joyce, Who clucked at each other like angry, toned
chickens. I can outtalk you all day long I just don’t
want to lose my *** voice I can out talk to you
Be quiet! I can’t stand Jacqueline.
Though even I have to feel bad for her when I think of the horrors she’s seen
I’ve seen you kissing a gay guy when your *** was sticking out of your private parts
That was disgusting, but here’s something
that Really got my goat.
So remember when Andy said this? Joyce you made a joke about your *** being
tight Someone printed those words onto a card
And handed it to Andy Cohen Who then had to read it out loud.
And surely that question had to go through levels of approvals
Like dozens of emails going back and forth about that particular statement. I just want
to make sure that we’re all aware of this. Hey, at least there were some positive moments
last night Like Brandi finally apologizing for her racist
comments And sober Kim telling the ladies
How they have saved her life. Yeah and in the end
They all made up and it was nice! Um, Kerri, we’ve got two more parts to this
reunion. Aw, *** me.
Wow. What an exhausting first part of this reunion.
But before we go Kerri, I just have to ask Are we real friends or Hollywood friends?
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