パークアスリートになる方法 My Beast Eyes

Today is Umi no Hi and in my wallet I have about 10 bucks. So I've decided to play in the park! Recently the popularity of energy drinks in Japan has really increased. When I came to Japan I think there was nothing but Red Bull. When I was in University having lots of exams...I used to LIVE ON energy drinks. My absolute FAVOURITE is.... New Zealand's own V It's really yummy! After Uni I quit energy drinks D: (mostly) I think it's eyes look like this? Scawwwy. Ahhh for ath....athletes...athletes (katakana reading fail) Ahhh...for those ath...athletes...athletes who love giving a ~hot~ performance *fail at reading katakana* Oops, I'm not an athlete... It's like the same colour as my nails! Let's drink! What the heck flavour is this? Candy flavour? And so I became an excessively awkward PARK ATHLETE! It's sweet. As opposed to neon green, isn't it VOMIT GREEN.