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Wayde: ON THIS EPISODE OF "TANKED"...
Greg: WELCOME TO THE ROXBURY!
SO YOU'D, LIKE, TAKE A SHOWER NEXT TO A FISH TANK?
YEAH, LIKE, YOU'D ACTUALLY MAKE
THE WALL OF THE SHOWER THE FISH TANK.
I LOVE IT.
WELL, I'M THINKING WE DO SOMETHING
LIKE A 10-FOOT-TALL LAVA LAMP.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
WHOA!
Brett: WHAT THE HELL?!
FIRE MARSHALL BILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
LOOK AT THIS, DUDE!
ONE BED.
THIS IS GONNA BE THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT NOISE?
Wayde: EVERYBODY WALK TOGETHER SLOW.
WHOA! WHOA! GUYS, I'M SLIDING DOWN THE HILL!
WE'RE GONNA LOSE IT!
OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT!
Wayde: I'M WAYDE KING.
Brett: I'M BRETT RAYMER.
WE'RE TWO NEW YORKERS WHO MOVED TO LAS VEGAS
TO FOLLOW OUR DREAMS...
TO CREATE UNDERWATER WORLDS LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN.
WE BUILD AQUARIUMS.
WE'RE THE NUMBER-ONE AQUARIUM BUILDERS IN THE WORLD.
IT'S A FAMILY BUSINESS, FOR SURE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
I WAS FORCED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP.
I MARRIED BRETT'S SISTER.
Brett: AND MY DAD RUNS OPERATIONS.
WE CALL HIM "THE GENERAL."
[ LAUGHS ]
WE MAY FIGHT, BUT SOMEHOW WE MAKE IT WORK.
IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, WE CAN BUILD IT.
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WE JUST LANDED IN UPSTATE NEW YORK
FOR A TANK CONSULT AT THE ROXBURY,
A BOUTIQUE MOTEL IN THE CATSKILL MOUNTAINS.
WE MAY CALL THIS STATE HOME,
BUT THIS FEELS LIKE ANOTHER PLANET.
Wayde: I KNOW. IT'S SO GREEN.
HEY, IT'S THE ATM GUYS.
HEY, WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
WE'RE MEETING WITH GREG AND JOE, THE OWNERS AND VISIONARIES
OF THE ROXBURY'S OUTRAGEOUSLY THEMED GUEST SUITES.
WELL, WE'RE DYING TO SHOW YOU THE EXPANSION
WHERE WE WANT TO PUT THE TANK.
LET'S DO IT.
WELCOME TO THE ARCHAEOLOGIST'S DIGS.
IT'S OUR NEW, MOST ELABORATE SUITE AT THE ROXBURY MOTEL.
WOW. I LIKE THIS.
CHECK THIS OUT, HUH?
WOW. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
EVERYTHING IN HERE IS INSPIRED BY
ARCHAEOLOGIST-ADVENTURER FILMS,
THAT'S ALL ABOUT TAKING THE ROXBURY EXPERIENCE
TO A NEW LEVEL.
IT FEELS LIKE I'M IN, LIKE, A PYRAMID.
I LOVE THAT. THAT'S WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
DUDE, I FEEL LIKE INDIANA JONES IN HERE.
IN WHAT? "RAIDERS OF THE LOST BRAIN"?
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
WHERE DO YOU WANT THE TANK?
Joe: WELL, WE WERE THINKING ABOUT RIGHT HERE.
WE WANT THAT ONE THING
THAT'S GONNA GIVE IT NOT JUST A "WOW" FACTOR,
BUT, LIKE, YOU WALK INTO THE ROOM AND YOU'RE LIKE,
"DAMN! WHAM, POW!"
RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?
SO WHY NOT DO A FISH TANK?
I SEE A CAMEL.
YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THE SHAPE OF A CAMEL?
UH...
REALLY? A CAMEL TANK?
WHAT? I HEARD THEY CAN HOLD A LOT OF WATER.
CAN I TELL YOU MY IDEA?
YEAH, SURE. GO AHEAD.
WHAT IF THE STORY IS THAT AN ARCHAEOLOGIST LIVED HERE
AND HE CAPTURED CLEOPATRA'S TOMB
AND WITH THE TOMB COMES THIS CURSE
AND THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP THE CURSE PACIFIED
IS TO KEEP IT UNDERWATER?
SO WHAT IF IT WAS CLEOPATRA'S SARCOPHAGUS IN THE TANK?
YOU READY FOR THIS ONE?
YOUR SHOWER BACKS UP TO THIS WALL.
YEAH.
SO WHAT IF WE WERE TO ACTUALLY INSET THE AQUARIUM --
MAKE IT ONE WALL OF THE SHOWER AND ONE WALL RIGHT HERE?
SO YOU'D, LIKE, TAKE A SHOWER NEXT TO A FISH TANK?
YEAH, LIKE, YOU ACTUALLY MAKE
THE WALL OF THE SHOWER THE FISH TANK.
THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.
YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO COVER THIS
WHEN SOMEONE'S SHOWERING.
YEAH, WE CAN FIGURE THAT OUT.
I LOVE IT.
THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.
MARK THIS DOWN.
THIS IS THE DAY THAT WAYDE KING SAID
BRETT RAYMER HAD A GREAT IDEA.
NO, I SAID GOOD IDEA.
DON'T PUSH IT.
Brett: THIS TANK WILL BE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE WALL
BETWEEN THE LIVING ROOM AND THE BATHROOM,
GIVING GUESTS A TOTALLY UNIQUE EXPERIENCE.
I MEAN, WHERE ELSE COULD YOU GET TO SHOWER
WITH CLEOPATRA'S SARCOPHAGUS?
AND SINCE EGYPT IS ON THE RED SEA,
WE'LL STOCK THE TANK WITH FISH FOUND IN HER WATERS.
SOME OF THEM WILL EVEN BE VENOMOUS
TO PROTECT HER FROM UNWANTED TOMB RAIDERS.
Wayde: BEFORE WE HEAD BACK TO VEGAS,
WE'RE DRIVING DOWN TO NEW JERSEY
TO THE HEADQUARTERS OF SPENCER'S GIFTS,
THE KING OF NOVELTY STORES.
[ WHOOPEE CUSHION DEFLATES ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
THIS JOB'S GOT ME FEELING LIKE A KID AGAIN.
OH, REALLY? COULD NEVER TELL.
Brett: WE'RE MEETING THE C.E.O. OF SPENCER'S GIFTS,
STEVE SILVERSTEIN, AND DALE ZALUSKY,
THE C.E.O. OF LAVA LITE --
A COMPANY THAT NOT ONLY HOLDS THE LAVA-LAMP PATENT,
BUT HAS ALSO BEEN MAKING THE ICONIC LAMP
FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS.
SO TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHY WE'RE HERE TODAY.
WE'VE BEEN REALLY WORKING ON REMODELING OUR HOME OFFICE.
I'VE SEEN THE WORK THAT YOU GUYS HAVE DONE.
I THINK IT'S AWESOME.
AND WE NEED SOMETHING THAT WILL CAP OFF OUR RENOVATION.
YOU KNOW, I WANT TO MAKE A STATEMENT HERE.
WHAT REALLY SAYS SPENCER'S, BUT A LAVA LAMP?
WE WERE THE FIRST ONES TO SELL IT.
AND I'M TELLING YOU,
WE CONTINUE TO SELL IT TODAY
AND IT'S ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC ITEMS WE HAVE.
ANY TIME THAT YOU THINK OF A LAVA LAMP,
YOU ALWAYS THINK OF SPENCER'S.
SO THAT'S LIKE A PERFECT MATCH.
IT WORKS BEAUTIFUL.
I CAN DO A LAVA LAMP.
YEAH, I THINK WE COULD DEFINITELY MAKE A LAVA LAMP.
SHAPE IS EVERYTHING TO US.
IT IS AN ICON IN EVERY WAY.
WE'RE ON DISPLAY AT THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE.
WE'RE IN THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME.
WE'RE EVEN IN PERMANENT DISPLAY
IN THE U.S. PATENT AND TRADEMARK OFFICE.
THAT'S AWESOME.
OUR LIVES REVOLVE AROUND THAT SHAPE.
SO THAT MEANS WE GOT TO MAKE IT PERFECT HERE.
YOU DON'T WANT IT RIGHT HERE, AM I RIGHT?
I DON'T THINK SO.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT SOME OTHER SPACES
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU.
WE'VE GOT OUR CAFETERIA ON THIS SIDE OVER HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, MY FAVORITE PLACE.
Brett: [ CHUCKLES ] I BET IT IS.
WAYDE'S FAVORITE SPOT RIGHT HERE, THE CAFETERIA.
THESE ARE MEETING ROOMS OVER HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THAT WILL MAKE SENSE, HUH?
I DON'T THINK AN AQUARIUM WOULD REALLY WORK IN A MEETING ROOM.
IT WOULD BE VERY DISTRACTING.
NO, DUDE, IT'S GOT TO GO WHERE EVERYONE SITS AND EATS.
THIS IT, GUY. THIS IS WHERE THE TANK HAS TO GO.
DUDE, I'D PUT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
I MEAN, THE GREAT THING ABOUT THAT
IS IT GIVES US ROOM TO REALLY MAKE SOMETHING TREMENDOUS, GUYS.
BUT I'M THINKING WE DO SOMETHING LIKE, YOU KNOW,
A 10-FOOT-TALL LAVA LAMP --
LIKE MONSTROUS, I MEAN HUGE.
I MEAN, IT WOULD LOOK FANTASTIC.
YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING.
SO, AGAIN, BRETT STUCK HIS FOOT IN MY MOUTH,
AND I GOT TO DO ALL THIS WORK.
HOW'S IT TASTE?
WHAT I WAS THINKING IS,
TO REALLY GIVE YOU GUYS THAT LAVA EFFECT,
I THINK WE NEED TO GO WITH JELLYFISH.
JELLYFISH?
JELLYFISH ARE IRIDESCENT, AND WHEN LIGHT HITS THEM,
THEIR BODIES ACTUALLY TAKE THE COLOR OF THE LIGHT.
SO IF WE HAVE RED LIGHTS UNDERNEATH,
THE JELLYFISH ARE GONNA GLOW RED.
IF WE HAVE GREEN, IT'S GONNA GLOW GREEN.
AND IT'S GONNA LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR LAVA.
I LIKE IT.
Brett: SINCE THE TANK WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM,
WE'LL HAVE TO RUN ALL OF OUR PLUMBING UNDERGROUND
TO A SERVICE CLOSET ACROSS THE CAFETERIA.
THEN WE'LL WRAP OUR STEEL STAND IN A FACADE
THAT LOOKS LIKE THE BASE OF A LAVA LAMP.
TWO PIECES OF CURVED ACRYLIC
WILL CREATE THE MIDDLE VIEWING AREA,
AND IT WILL BE CAPPED OFF WITH A DECORATIVE TOP.
A PROGRAMMABLE LIGHTING GRID WILL BE HIDDEN IN THE BASE,
LIGHTING UP THE JELLYFISH
SO THEY LOOK LIKE LAVA AS THEY FLOW AROUND THE TANK.
IT'S TIME TO GET THE BALL ROLLING ON THESE TANKS
BACK IN VEGAS.
Wayde: IT WAS BRETT'S IDEA
TO DO A CUSTOM LIGHTING SYSTEM ON THE LAVA-LAMP TANK.
WE DON'T KNOW HOW MANY BULBS OR WHAT WATTAGE.
ROBBIE IS GONNA BE RIGGING SOMETHING UP,
REDNECK STYLE.
THERE'S A LOT OF WIRES HERE, DUDE.
Brett: IT'S LIKE A REDNECK SCIENCE-FAIR PROJECT HERE.
WHAT IS THIS?
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
DUDE, THIS IS A BIG TANK.
THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ENOUGH LIGHTING RIGHT NOW.
Brett: WE'RE USING SPECIAL L.E.D. LIGHTS
THAT GIVE OFF ABSOLUTELY NO HEAT.
SINCE WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE JELLIES GETTING WARM,
WE COULD REALLY LIGHT THIS BABY UP.
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH WATTAGE.
HOW MANY MORE LIGHTS DO YOU HAVE?
LET'S PUT THEM ALL ON.
I THINK WE NEED MORE LIGHT.
LAVA LAMPS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GROOVY.
GROOVY? REALLY? YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN, AUSTIN POWERS.
IT'S 140 WATTS.
HOW ABOUT 200 WATTS?
LET'S PUT SOME MORE LIGHTS ON HERE.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
I DON'T KNOW IF THESE BALLASTS WILL HANDLE ALL THESE LIGHTS.
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? JUST LIGHT IT UP.
LIGHT IT UP.
BRETT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? LIGHT IT UP, RIGHT?
LIGHT IT UP.
WHOA!
[ HORN HONKS ]
WHERE'S BRETT AND WAYDE?
WELL, THEY'RE NOT NEEDED TODAY.
AND HE JUST KEPT GOING ON AND ON AND ON.
DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WOODSTOCK?
NO.
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S LIKE A REDNECK SCIENCE-FAIR PROJECT.
WE PUT REDNECK IN CHARGE TO FIGURE OUT THE WATTAGE
TO REALLY LIGHT UP
THE JELLYFISH LAVA-LAMP AQUARIUM.
BUT WHAT HE PUT TOGETHER WASN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
Brett: I THINK WE NEED MORE LIGHT.
I KNOW WE NEED MORE LIGHTS.
WHOA!
FAILED REDNECK PROJECT.
[ FIRE ALARM BLARING ]
WHOA! WHAT THE HELL?!
[BLEEP]
FIRE MARSHALL BILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
YOU WANT THE BUILDING TO BURN DOWN?
[ BLARING CONTINUES ]
WELL, THE FIRE IS OUT.
COME ON. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE PLACE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? A FIRE IS A FIRE.
A LITTLE SPARK MEANS A BIG SPARK.
IT'S AN ELECTRICAL FIRE.
I COULD HAVE WENT [BLOWS] AND BLEW IT OUT.
THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT WHEN I RAN OUT!
I WAS GONNA COOK MARSHMALLOWS IT WAS SO SMALL.
AW, YOU KNOW? LATER FOR YOU.
I SAVED THE DAY, AND THIS IS THE WAY THEY TREAT ME?
WHATEVER.
THE WHOLE LIGHTING THING WAS A CATASTROPHE.
I GOT TO PUT EVERYTHING ON THE BACK BURNER
TILL THIS IS WORKED OUT.
HEY, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR.
I NEED YOU TO CALL STAGE HOUSE.
YOU GOT TO RESCHEDULE MY APPOINTMENT.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TODAY
AND GO OVER THE WHOLE LAVA LAMP, THE DESIGN OF THE STAND.
STAGE HOUSE IS A LOCAL PROP COMPANY
THAT WE HIRED TO DO THE FACADE AROUND THE JELLYFISH TANK.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE,
BECAUSE IF WE'RE NOT,
IT CAN MEAN PROBLEMS DOWN THE ROAD.
HOW ABOUT LETTING ME GO OVER THERE?
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE LAVA LAMPS, THE SHAPES,
THE WAY THEY WORK, ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
IT'S VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TO GET THE SHAPE RIGHT.
I PROMISE YOU -- I'LL BE SPECIFIC.
I'LL GO RIGHT TO THE DIMENSIONS.
IF YOU DO THAT, I'D BE HAPPY.
OKAY. I WILL TRY TO DO THAT.
THANK YOU.
ROBIN, HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD. HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
WHERE'S BRETT AND WAYDE?
WELL, THEY'RE NOT NEEDED TODAY.
I HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE THAN THE BOTH OF THEM COMBINED.
OKAY, SO WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO IS,
WE'RE TRYING TO REPLICATE THIS,
BUT IN A MUCH LARGER SIZE.
THIS ORIGINATED IN 1964, AND, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS MY ERA.
DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WOODSTOCK?
NO.
I HAD LONG HAIR, YOU KNOW,
DRESSED WITH VARIOUS LEATHER GOODS,
AND A LOT OF THINGS WENT ON.
I'M JUST GETTING STARTED. I CAN GO ON FOREVER.
SO I WAS SITTING IN WITH THAT MEETING WITH IRWIN,
AND HE JUST KEPT GOING ON...
IN ORDER TO GET INTO THE CASINO, YOU NEEDED A SHIRT AND A TIE.
TODAY, THEY GO IN SHORTS!
...AND ON.
I MEAN,
THE WAY THEY PREPARE FOOD, EVEN, TODAY --
EVERYTHING IS, "HEY, I'LL ORDER A PIZZA.
HEY, I'LL ORDER CHINESE FOOD."
I'M NOT SURE THAT WAS ONE OF
THE MOST PRODUCTIVE MEETINGS I EVER HAD.
IT WAS A PLEASURE TALKING TO YOU.
I'M GOING TO.
ALL RIGHT, IRWIN. THANKS.
I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU THE LAVA LAMP HERE.
YOU GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
THAT'S THREE HOURS OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK.
BRING IT IN NEXT TO THE TABLE.
YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE? THIS IS CLEOPATRA.
THIS IS HER SARCOPHAGUS RIGHT HERE.
THE ONE REQUEST THAT THE ROXBURY HAD
WAS TO PUT CLEOPATRA'S SARCOPHAGUS
INSIDE THEIR SHOWER TANK.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, FINDING THAT THING
WAS EASIER THAN FINDING JELLYFISH.
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WHAT?
THEY NEVER FOUND HER, RIGHT?
NOPE.
HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE?
I'M SURE THERE'S PICTURES
AND DIFFERENT THINGS OVER THE YEARS.
THAT'S HOW THEY KNOW IT WAS HER?
THAT'S HOW THEY KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE.
PICTURES OF CLEOPATRA?
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
I BET THEY FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER, TOO.
WE CAN'T PUT THIS WHOLE THING IN THE --
NO. I KNOW THAT. IT'S DEFINITELY WAY TOO TALL.
THE TANK'S ONLY FOUR FOOT.
WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CUT IT DOWN.
WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO OPEN IT TO LOOK INSIDE
TO SEE WHAT WE CAN CUT AND NOT CUT.
AND WOOD INSIDES. WOOD WILL FLOAT.
BUT WE HAVE TO TAKE ALL THE WOOD OFF,
GUT IT ALL OUT.
HERE, PUT IT BACK. LOOK.
THIS IS ALL FIBERGLASS, THIS SHELL.
RIGHT.
SO WHY DON'T GO FROM THE BACKSIDE,
TAKE ALL THE WOOD OUT,
THEN DETERMINE THE SIZE THAT WE WANT THE PIECE?
Brett: SO THAT'S FOUR FOOT?
THAT'S FOUR FOOT.
SO WE MIGHT HAVE TO CUT IT
RIGHT ABOUT THERE, ABOUT THE TORSO.
Wayde: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S THE PLAN THEN.
COOL. LISTEN TO ME. I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
HAVING SOLVED THAT PROBLEM SO QUICKLY,
WE HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA TIME ON OUR HANDS.
SO WHAT BETTER WAY TO USE IT THAN TO MESS WITH THE GIRLS?
OUR RETAIL STORE HAS ALL KINDS OF ANIMALS, NOT ONLY FISH.
WE HAVE SNAKES, DRAGON LIZARDS, FROGS,
AND MADAGASCAR HISSING COCKROACHES.
THOSE LAST GUYS MAY SEEM A LITTLE BUT UNUSUAL AND NASTY,
BUT SOME PEOPLE KEEP THEM AS PETS
AND PUT THEM INSIDE THEIR TANKS,
AND OTHER PEOPLE USE THEM FOR PRANKS.
OH.
GET 'EM IN. GET 'EM IN.
HANG ON. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, SO, LISTEN.
WE GOT THIS SARCOPHAGUS
AND WE HAVE A FISH TANK THAT'S 48 INCHES TALL.
WE HAVE TO CUT THIS.
AND IT'S ALSO KIND OF THICK.
SO CAN YOU TAKE THE BACK PART OFF?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
I DIDN'T OPEN IT YET.
YOU DIDN'T OPEN IT YET?
NOPE.
WELL, THERE'S AN OLD STORY. YOU WANT TO TELL THEM?
SUPPOSEDLY -- YOU KNOW, THEY NEVER FOUND CLEOPATRA --
SO THEY SAY THAT ANYBODY THAT'S FOUND SOMETHING SIMILAR
OR HAD, YOU KNOW, REPLICAS OR ANYTHING,
IF YOU OPEN IT, YOU'RE CURSED FOR LIFE.
YOU'RE CHICKEN TO OPEN THAT?
I'M NOT CHICKEN. I'M SUPERSTITIOUS.
I'M NOT OPENING IT.
WE'LL OPEN IT.
ARE YOU REALLY SUPERSTITIOUS, TOO?
Redneck: YEAH, I'M NOT OPENING IT.
WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES.
AAH!
WALK WITH IT. EVERYBODY WALK TOGETHER SLOW.
WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
TAKE IT EASY, GUYS! I'M SLIDING DOWN THE HILL!
WE'RE GONNA LOSE IT!
Brett: WE JUST FIGURED OUT
HOW WE HAVE TO MODIFY THE SARCOPHAGUS
TO FIT INSIDE THE ROXBURY MOTEL SHOWER TANK,
SO WE HAVE A LITTLE FREE TIME ON OUR HANDS,
AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO USE IT THAN TO MESS WITH THE GIRLS?
I DIDN'T OPEN IT YET.
YOU DIDN'T OPEN IT YET?
NOPE.
IF YOU OPEN IT, YOU'RE CURSED FOR LIFE.
YOU'RE CHICKEN TO OPEN THAT?
I'M NOT CHICKEN. I'M SUPERSTITIOUS.
I'M NOT OPENING IT.
WE'LL OPEN IT.
ARE YOU REALLY SUPERSTITIOUS, TOO?
Redneck: YEAH, I'M NOT OPENING IT.
WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES.
AAH!
THAT IS SO GROSS!
EW! EW! LOOK AT THOSE!
OH!
OH, MY GOD.
THOSE ARE THE NASTIEST COCKROACHES I'VE EVER SEEN.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
GUYS, GO BACK TO WORK. YOU'RE BUGGING US.
HONESTLY, YOU GUYS ARE STUPID.
OH, THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE! BE CAREFUL!
THAT'S SO DISGUSTING!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
ONCE WE GOT BACK TO WORK, REDNECK FIGURED OUT
THE RIGHT WATTAGE AND CIRCUITS FOR THE LAVA-LAMP LIGHTING
WITHOUT CAUSING A FIRE.
SO I WANTED TO GET MY EYES ON THE TANK ITSELF.
[ SAW BUZZING ]
MAN, IS IT HOT IN THERE, HUH?
THAT STUFF COMES OUT LIKE IT'S JELL-O.
THE FIRST HALF OF THE ACRYLIC
FOR THE SPENCER'S GIFTS LAVA-LAMP TANK
JUST CAME OUT OF A 300-DEGREE OVEN,
AND IT LOOKS AWESOME.
BUT IT'S THE SECOND SIDE THAT CAN TRIP US UP.
WHEN'S THE NEXT PIECE GOING IN, CHUY?
ALL RIGHT.
SO WHEN THE OTHER ONE COMES OUT,
WE GOT TO MATCH IT UP EXACTLY AND MAKE SURE IT'S PERFECT.
OKEYDOKEY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE THAT LAVA LAMP OVER THERE?
THEY GOT ONE IN THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE.
SO WE GOT TO MAKE SURE THE SEAMS LINE UP
AND THIS THING IS EXACTLY PERFECT.
YEAH.
IT'S A PLACE WHERE THEY PUT FAMOUS STUFF --
HISTORY ABOUT OUR CULTURE.
DON'T WORRY. I KNOW. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
YOU GOT IT.
THE LAVA-LAMP TANK AND THE SHOWER TANK
ARE TRUCKING ALONG RIGHT ON SCHEDULE,
BUT BEFORE WE TAKE OFF FOR OUR FISH-SHOPPING TRIP,
I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR HEATHER AND AGNES
SINCE THEY SEEM TO LIKE OUR PET COCKROACHES SO MUCH.
[ COCKROACH HISSING ]
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
[ COCKROACH HISSING ]
SO WHERE ARE YOU GONNA BE WHEN THEY FIND THE COCKROACHES?
CALIFORNIA, PICKING OUT FISH.
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT THESE JELLYFISH ARE BIG
TO REPRESENT LAVA.
YEAH, THEY GOT TO BE LIKE DINNER-PLATE SIZE.
DINNER PLATE -- HERE WE GO AGAIN.
IT ALWAYS GOT TO BE ABOUT FOOD.
COME ON, DUDE.
FIRST UP IS THE LAVA-LAMP AQUARIUM,
WHERE WE NEED A FEW DOZEN MOON JELLIES.
SO I REACHED OUT TO NANCY.
LET'S LOOK IN THE LAB.
I'M SURE I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO HELP YOU.
OH, THAT'S AWESOME. LET'S GO. I'M EXCITED.
SHE HEADS SUNSET MARINE LABS,
ONE OF THE BIGGEST JELLYFISH BREEDERS IN THE COUNTRY.
SO THIS IS WHERE WE GROW THE JELLYFISH.
THIS IS WHERE THE JELLYFISH START.
IT'S LIKE A CSI LAB IN HERE.
LARVAE COMES FROM THE MALE AND FEMALE JELLYFISH.
JELLYFISH START IN A DORMANT STAGE CALLED A POLYP.
WE DO A LITTLE MAGIC WITH THE WATER CHEMISTRY
AND FEEDING AND LIGHTING
AND WHAT WE WANT TO HAPPEN TO THOSE POLYPS
IS FOR THEM TO BECOME FREE-SWIMMING
AND BREAK OFF AND BECOME LITTLE BABY JELLYFISH.
AND THESE ARE THE BABY, TINY JELLIES RIGHT HERE?
BABY, TINY JELLIES.
THEY'RE ABOUT THREE MILLIMETERS ACROSS.
AND IT'S THE VERY FIRST STAGE OF THE FREE-SWIMMING JELLYFISH.
IT ORIGINATES WITH LARVAE?
YES.
SO IT'S GONNA GO FROM LARVAE TO LAVA.
GET IT?
LAVA LA-- HA-HA. YEAH.
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU A TOUGH CROWD?
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU ON THE COMPUTER,
YOU'RE ALWAYS LAUGHING AT
THESE FUNNY-LOOKING ANIMALS ON JET SKIS.
THEY'RE FUNNY.
SO IT TAKES ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS
TO GROW TO ABOUT THE SIZE YOU GUYS NEED.
SEE, I'M READY TO SEE THE BIG ONES.
LET'S DO IT. COME ON.
OH, WOW. CHECK THESE GUYS OUT.
WOW. LOOK AT THOSE GUYS.
NOW, THOSE ARE MOON JELLIES.
THEY'RE THE PRETTIEST I'VE EVER SEEN.
Nancy: AREN'T THEY SEXY?
THE HEALTHIEST.
AREN'T THEY WONDERFUL?
I HEARD YOU LIKE JELLYFISH SO MUCH
THAT YOU ASKED ONE TO PROM,
BUT WHEN SHE SAID NO, IT REALLY STUNG.
THAT LOOKS LIKE LAVA, HUH?
YEAH, THE WAY THEY PULSATE.
I THINK SPENCER'S IS GONNA LOVE 'EM.
I DO, TOO. I REALLY DO.
AND I WOULD SAY WE PROBABLY NEED --
25.
AT LEAST 20 TO 25 OF THESE GUYS.
OKAY. THEY'RE NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART, SO TAKE CARE OF THEM.
Brett: THE NEXT STOP ON OUR L.A. FISHING TRIP
IS EXOTIC REEF IMPORTS TO MEET WITH OUR OLD BUDDY, ROB.
BACK AGAIN.
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
Brett: ROB KNOWS WE NEED FISH FOUND IN THE RED SEA
TO FIT IN WITH THE EGYPTIAN THEME
OF THE SHOWER TANK.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE'S GOT.
[ SURF MUSIC PLAYS ]
LIKE THE LION IN THE JUNGLE, NOTHING MESSES WITH A LIONFISH.
Wayde: WOW. LOOK AT THESE GUYS, DUDE.
Brett: THIS TANK ISN'T VERY BIG,
SO WE CAN'T HAVE A REALLY BIG ONE.
I THINK THE LION WILL HANG OUT RIGHT ON CLEOPATRA,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE GUARD HER?
YEAH, I THINK SO. DEFINITELY.
Brett: THE LIONFISH HAS 18 VENOMOUS SPINES,
SO IF ANYONE COMES AROUND TRYING TO STEAL CLEOPATRA'S ***,
THEY'RE GONNA BE IN A WORLD OF PAIN.
THIS IS GREAT FOR THE TANK.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO GET?
MAYBE LIKE SOME KIND OF ANGEL,
MAYBE LIKE A JUVENILE IMPERATOR.
THAT'S SMALL. THAT'S NOT BAD.
LET'S GO. YOU GOT ONE? LET'S DO IT.
JUVENILE EMPEROR ANGEL.
NICE. THERE WE GO.
THE BABIES, THEY HAVE THE CIRCLES.
UP UNTIL QUITE RECENTLY, THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT
THAT WAS A DIFFERENT SPECIES OF FISH.
THEY DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THAT WAS JUVENILE COLORATION
OF THE EMPEROR ANGEL.
JUST THE NAME OF THE FISH FITS WELL --
EMPEROR, CLEOPATRA.
100%. THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL ANGEL.
YEAH, THAT IS. WHAT ARE WE THINKING NEXT?
I DEFINITELY WANT TO GET AN EEL.
IN ALL THE OLD ARCHAEOLOGIST-ADVENTURER FILMS,
THEY USED TO HAVE SNAKES GUARDING THEIR TOMBS.
IN THIS CASE, WE CAN'T USE SNAKES,
SO EELS ARE THE WAY TO GO.
OH, THERE YOU GO.
THAT IS ACTUALLY A VERY PLACID COMMUNITY EEL.
Wayde: THEY GOT THAT GOLD LOOK TO IT, TOO.
Brett: GOLD WAS BURIED WITH THE TOMB.
LET'S GET ONE ABOUT THIS SIZE.
ALL RIGHT?
THEN I THINK SOME RED SEA FISH THAT WILL GO WITH IT.
THAT WILL FIT RIGHT IN WITH THE THEME.
YES. ANYTHING TO MAKE CLEOPATRA HAPPY.
EXACTLY.
[ COCKROACH HISSING ]
ALL RIGHT, HELEN. I'M DONE.
I'M GOING HOME FOR THE DAY.
SEE YOU.
AAH! OH, MY GOD!
YOU KNOW, NEVER-ENDING --
OH, MY GOD!
WAS THERE A COCKROACH IN THERE?!
ON MY KEY!
THEY PUT ONE UNDERNEATH MY COFFEE CUP!
OH, GOD!
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE THIS MUCH STRESS AT WORK.
IT'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
OH, MY GOD! [ GASPS ]
AAH! OH, HE'S CLIMBING! OH, MY GOD!
SO WHERE IS THIS THING?
RIGHT THERE!
HERE, PUT THE CUP UNDERNEATH.
AAH!
OH, GET IT!
OKAY.
I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP.
IF THEY'RE GONNA MAKE OUR WORK LIFE MISERABLE,
I'M GONNA MAKE THEIR WORK LIFE MISERABLE --
JUST NOWHERE NEAR ME.
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
[ Ringing ]
MAN: Good afternoon. Roxbury.
HI, THIS IS HEATHER
CALLING IN REGARDS TO THE ROOM RESERVATION
FOR WAYDE KING AND BRETT RAYMER.
Brett: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR A QUICK FISH FACT.
FIND OUT AFTER THE BREAK.
Brett: TWO RAZOR-SHARP SPINES ARE FOUND
ON EITHER SIDE OF ITS TAIL.
WHETHER IT'S PROTECTING ITSELF OR PLAYING THE AGGRESSOR,
THE SOHAL TANG
WILL WHIP ITS TAIL IN THE DIRECTION OF THEIR OPPONENT,
INJURING WHOEVER WAS UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH
TO GET IN ITS WAY.
ATM IS RUNNING LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE RIGHT NOW.
CLEOPATRA IS CUT DOWN TO SIZE,
THE TWO PIECES OF ACRYLIC FOR THE LAVA-LAMP TANK
MATCH UP PERFECTLY,
THE STEEL STAND IS HEADING TO STAGE HOUSE FOR FITTING,
AND I'VE GOT A FEW ARTISTIC TOUCHES OF MY OWN
FOR THE ROXBURY MOTEL SHOWER TANK.
YEAH.
LOOK, I GOT SOME OTHER GOOD STUFF.
WHAT?
I GOT SOME POTTERY
AND THESE VASES AND PLANTS FOR INSIDE THE TANK.
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A REALLY GOOD SPOT
FOR THE FISH TO HIDE SO THEY FEEL SAFE.
IF WE LAY THIS IN FRONT OF THE TANK
AND WE BURY THIS IN THE SAND A LITTLE BIT,
OR LET'S SAY COME OUT OF THE CRACK
LIKE IT WAS LAYING THERE
FOR ANCIENT YEARS AND GROWING OUT.
OKAY. YEAH.
OKAY, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
EXACTLY.
AND THEN WE STAND HER UP RIGHT AGAINST THE BANK WALL,
AND THEN IN THE FRONT, WHERE THE SAND IS,
WE'D PLACE THESE COMING OUT OF THE SAND.
I THINK WE'LL ADD A LITTLE CHARACTER TO IT.
YEAH.
SO I'D PACK ALL THIS WITH HER, SEAL IT ALL UP...
GET IT READY TO GO.
SEE YOU.
WHILE THE SHOWER TANK AND PROPS SHIP TO NEW YORK,
WE'RE OFF TO SPENCER'S GIFTS HEADQUARTERS IN NEW JERSEY
TO INSTALL THE LAVA-LAMP AQUARIUM.
OW.
BRETT SOLD THEM A VERY LARGE TANK AND A LARGE STAND,
SO WE GOT A LITTLE ISSUE GETTING THIS THING IN.
HOW HEAVY DO YOU THINK THIS IS, WAYDE?
IT'S HEAVY. THERE'S 12 STEEP STEPS.
IF IT GOES DOWN THE WRONG WAY, THERE'S A POSSIBILITY
THAT WE CAN CRACK THE FACADE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S GONNA BE LIKE
SLIDING DOWN THESE STEPS?
BOBBY, YOU READY? LET'S DO THIS, MAN.
Wayde: IT'S A STEEP RAMP. WE GOT GUYS ON THE BOTTOM.
WE GOT ROPES.
WE GOT TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T FALL ON
THE GUYS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS.
YOU GUYS BRINGING IT IN, JUST WALK IT DOWN.
HOLD ON ONE MINUTE.
THIS THING'S A 1,500-POUND BEAST.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHOA! WHOA! TAKE IT EASY, GUYS!
I'M SLIDING DOWN THE HILL! WE'RE GONNA LOSE IT!
WALK WITH IT. EVERYBODY WALK TOGETHER SLOW.
COME ON. KEEP GOING.
KEEP IT GOING.
THAT'S IT. WE'RE IN.
GOOD JOB, GUYS.
IT WAS CLOSE.
I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT IT ACTUALLY SCRATCHING ON THE WALL.
I DIDN'T WANT TO DAMAGE IT.
YEAH, HE DON'T CARE ABOUT ME.
NO -- WELL, I KNEW YOU HAD THE BOTTOM.
I HAD THE TOP.
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT IT GETTING SCRATCHED.
Wayde: THE ACRYLIC TANK ITSELF
IS ONLY A QUARTER OF THE WEIGHT OF THE STEEL STAND.
THE HARD PART? IT'S ALREADY DONE.
DON'T DROP IT, GUYS.
LET IT DOWN. LET IT POP A WHEELIE, GUYS.
LET IT SLIDE YOU DOWN.
GOT IT.
Brett: WHILE WE WERE GONE,
WE HAD A LOCAL CONTRACTOR RUN PLUMBING UNDER THE FLOOR
FROM OUR TANK LOCATION
TO A SERVICE ROOM ACROSS THE CAFETERIA,
SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS HOOK UP THE PIPE
COMING OUT OF THE FLOOR.
ALL RIGHT. YO, LET'S GET THE LIGHTS UP HERE.
WIPE AROUND ALL THE HOLES SO THE GASKETS SIT NICE AND FLUSH.
STRAIGHT UP, GUYS.
REST IT RIGHT ON THE LIP. THERE WE GO.
AND SLIDE IT PAST THE TWO BIG BOLT HEADS.
OUCH.
LIFT THAT SIDE UP, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD.
GOOD.
HEY, SO I GOT THE HOSE RAN INSIDE.
IT'S UP TO THE TANK. AARON AND THEM GOT IT CLAMPED UP.
SO WE'RE READY TO GO.
THE JELLIES ARE GONNA FEEL RIGHT AT HOME IN THE NUTRI SEAWATER.
YOU GUYS READY?!
HERE IT COMES!
Wayde: WE GOT TO GET THESE JELLIES IN THE TANK.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE ANY OF THE ANIMALS.
THAT'S MY FIRST PRIORITY.
THE JELLIES
HAVE BEEN SHIPPING FOR 24 HOURS.
THEY REALLY CAN'T LIVE MUCH LONGER IN THE BOXES
AND THE BAGS THAT THEY'RE IN.
SO RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TAKE THE BAGS,
I'M GONNA FLOAT THEM IN THE TANK,
AND MAKE SURE THE TEMPERATURE IS JUST RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
BEAUTIFUL.
MAN, THESE THINGS ARE GONNA LOOK JUST LIKE LAVA.
I PICKED THIS ONE OUT.
I REMEMBER THIS GUY.
I'M GONNA CUT THE BAGS OPEN,
I'M GONNA TAKE A LITTLE WATER FROM THE TANK,
AND I'M GONNA POUR IT IN EACH BAG.
AND THE TEMPERATURE IS RIGHT THERE.
EVEN THOUGH BOTH ARE READING JUST RIGHT,
I WANT TO MIX THEM IN NICE AND SLOWLY,
JUST TO MAKE SURE.
HERE, GO TEST THIS WATER.
THIS IS WHAT THE JELLIES CAME IN.
WE KNOW WHAT THE TANK'S IN, OKAY?
HEY THE THING'S READING "2/2."
WHAT? ARE YOU DRIVING A TRAIN?
THAT'S CHOO-CHOO.
THIS IS "2/2."
2/2? SO THE SALINITY IS PERFECT.
IT AIN'T GETTING CLOSER THAN THAT, DUDE.
I'LL GET THESE JELLIES IN RIGHT NOW.
LET'S DO IT.
JELLYFISH HAVE OPEN NERVES.
THEY'RE ACTUALLY VERY, VERY SENSITIVE.
SO WE GOT TO BE VERY CAREFUL
WHEN WE TAKE THEM FROM THE BAGS AND PUT THEM INTO THE TANK.
THINGS ARE PULSATING.
LOOK AT THE LAVA GO.
WHILE PUTTING THE JELLYFISH IN THE TANK,
I'VE NOTICED THAT THEY SHED
A LOT OF THEIR OUTER MUCOUS MEMBRANE.
IT'S NOT HARMFUL FOR THEM,
BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD IN THE TANK.
IF WE GET A NET OR SO,
I CAN GET IN THERE AND WATCH
AND TRY TO GET SOME OF THE MUCUS OUT.
YEAH.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO IN WITH A NET
AND SCOOP IT OUT.
IT'S IMPORTANT I DON'T TOUCH THE JELLIES.
EVEN A LITTLE BUMP CAN SERIOUSLY INJURE THEM.
IT'S LIKE A GIANT GAME OF OPERATION.
IT'S GETTING CLEANED UP NOW, HUH?
THE JELLIES ARE LOOKING GOOD.
SO LET'S DOUBLE-CHECK THE PLUMBING.
HOW IS THE WATER FLOW GOING?
THAT'S GOOD.
WE NEED TO TALK TO THE CONTRAC--
DUDE, WE JUST LOST POWER OVER HERE.
DUDE, CHECK THE BREAKER.
THE BREAKER RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU.
IS IT THE BREAKER?
IT'S OFF?
IF WE DON'T GET POWER TO THIS TANK,
WE CAN ACTUALLY HARM THE FISH, SO IT'S THE FIRST PRIORITY.
SO WE GOT TO RUN. WE GOT TO GET POWER.
GET SOME EXTENSION CORDS. GET SOME EXTENSION CORDS.
HURRY UP.
I KNOW. WE GOT TO FIX THIS.
GO! CATCH IT!
OH...MY GOD.
Wayde: WE WERE ALMOST DONE INSTALLING THE LAVA-LAMP TANK
AT SPENCER'S GIFTS HEADQUARTERS,
AND THE POWER WENT OUT.
WE NEED TO TALK TO THE CONTRAC--
DUDE, WE JUST LOST POWER OVER HERE.
SOMETIMES, SOME OF OUR INSTALLS PULL MORE POWER
THAN THE GRID CAN HANDLE -- BOOM!
BLACKOUT.
WE NEED TO GET POWER TO THIS TANK REAL QUICK,
OR WE'LL HARM THE JELLIES.
YO, GIVE ME ALL THE CORDS YOU GOT, EVERY SINGLE ONE.
I'M GONNA DAISY-CHAIN THESE GUYS.
DUDE, GET ME MORE EXTENSION CORDS.
OH, MAN, THERE'S NO POWER ANYWHERE...
JUST EMERGENCY LIGHTS.
WE NEED POWER.
GUYS, YOU'RE OUT OF POWER?
Man #1: WE'RE OUT, TOO.
Man #2: TRY THE SECOND FLOOR.
WHERE IS THE STAIRCASE?
IT'S OVER TO YOUR LEFT.
OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS KILLING ME.
OH, HERE WE GO. BEAUTIFUL.
LET ME RUN THIS DOWNSTAIRS NOW.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] GET THIS GOING HERE.
YEAH.
PERFECT.
PLUG IT IN.
GOT IT.
WE'RE GOOD. WE GOT IT. WHO'S THE MAN?
YEAH, BABY! LIGHTS ARE ON!
TANK'S RUNNING?
TANK'S RUNNING. EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
DUDE, I RAN UP THE STEPS, THE STAIRCASE.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'D CALL THAT RUNNING.
IT WAS MORE LIKE A LIGHT JOG.
THIS GUY IS SITTING DOWN,
DOING NOTHING, OF COURSE, LIKE USUAL.
HOW MANY STAIRS DID YOU RUN?
IT WAS TWO FLIGHTS.
THAT'S LIKE 40 CALORIES.
YOU NEED A LOT MORE THAN THAT. COME ON.
Brett: AFTER A WHILE, SPENCER'S FINALLY GOT THE POWER RESTORED.
NOW THERE'S JUST A FEW THINGS LEFT TO DO
BEFORE IT'S SHOWTIME.
Brett: HOW MUCH LONGER?
DUDE, I'M READY. GOT GET HIM.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
AMAZING!
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
YOU GUYS NAILED IT.
THIS THING IS REMARKABLE.
Yes!
YOU WERE ABLE TO TRANSLATE THAT SHAPE
INTO SOMETHING OF INCREDIBLE BEAUTY.
I WANT TO SIT HERE FOR A WHILE AND WATCH THIS.
WHAT KIND OF LIGHTING IS THAT IN THERE?
Wayde: IT'S A CUSTOM L.E.D. LIGHTING SYSTEM.
YOU GUYS CAN ALSO PROGRAM THIS FOR ALMOST ANY COLOR.
REALLY?
YOU CAN CHANGE ANY COLOR YOU WANT.
WOW! AWESOMELY COOL.
SO, HOW MANY JELLIES ARE THERE IN THERE?
Brett: THERE'S ABOUT 25 OF THEM IN THERE.
IT'S AMAZING THE WAY THEY JUST FLOAT.
I GOT TO SAY, THE JELLY FISH LOOK JUST LIKE LAVA.
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU FEED JELLYFISH?
PEANUT BUTTER.
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I KNEW YOU WERE KIDDING THERE.
SERIOUSLY, THEY EAT MICROORGANISMS
CALLED CYCLOP-EEZE.
ONCE A DAY.
AWESOME.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU GOT TO DO TO CARE FOR THE TANK?
YOU GOT TO ENJOY IT.
IT REALLY SAYS, "SPENCER'S."
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW THIS TO MY TEAM.
THEY ARE GONNA FLIP.
SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
OUR WORK ON THE EAST COAST ISN'T FINISHED YET.
WE GOT TO HEAD TO THE ROXBURY MOTEL
IN THE CATSKILL MOUNTAINS TO FINISH THE SHOWER TANK.
Brett: BACK AGAIN AT THE ROXBURY.
SINCE THE ROOMS ARE SO AMAZING HERE,
WAYDE AND I DECIDED TO ARRIVE A NIGHT EARLY
SO WE HAVE ALL DAY TOMORROW TO *** OUT THE INSTALL.
Jacob: WELCOME TO THE ROXBURY.
OKAY, SO WE'RE HERE TO CHECK IN.
YES.
KEYS FOR THE COCONUT CREAM PIE SUITE.
THAT MUST ME YOUR ROOM -- COCONUT CREAM PIE.
WHAT ABOUT MY ROOM?
UM...I'M AFRAID I ONLY HAVE THE RESERVATION
FOR JUST THE ONE ROOM.
WELL, THERE'S TWO OF US.
THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE TWO ROOMS.
Wayde: WHO MADE THE RESERVATION?
AGNES.
DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER ROOM HERE?
I'M AFRAID WE'RE COMPLETELY FULL TONIGHT.
I WOULD RATHER SLEEP WITH A SNAKE
IN REDNECK'S FLEA-INFESTED TRAILER
THAN SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU.
WHY, LITTLE GUY?
SNAKES CAN'T SPOON.
THAT'S GROSS.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
Wayde: YES! LOOK AT THIS, DUDE!
CREAM PUFFS!
ONE BED.
DUDE, CHECK OUT THESE PUFFS, DUDE.
HERE, HAVE A PUFF.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
HEY, THERE'S A NOTE HERE.
"WAYDE AND BRETT, HOPE YOU HAVE A 'SUITE' TIME TOGETHER.
SWEET DREAMS! HEATHER AND AGNES."
YO, DUDE.
MAKE A LINE HERE OR SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT?
DON'T TOUCH MY SIDE.
I'M SURPRISED THESE ARE EVEN STILL LEFT.
I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T GNAWED ON A COUPLE.
[ CELLPHONE KEYS CLACKING ]
GO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. GET OUT OF THE BED!
GO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
YOU'RE UP ALL NIGHT, MAN! I GOT TO SLEEP!
TEXTING ON THE PHONE!
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
Wayde: THAT WAS THE WORST NIGHT'S SLEEP EVER.
NOW WE GOT TO DO THE INSTALL IN THE RAIN?
YEAH, AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR
WITH A CREAM PUFF AS A PILLOW.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
GOOD. RIGHT THERE.
TELL ME WHEN TO GO DOWN.
GO DOWN.
YOU OKAY?
I'M SOAKED. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "I'M OKAY?"
I'M SOAKED, SOAKED. IT'S DOWN MY ARMPIT, WENT DOWN MY WHOLE BACK.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S LACK OF SLEEP...
I'M DRENCHED.
...MAYBE LOW BLOOD SUGAR...
HURRY UP. I'M CATCHING A COLD, GUYS.
I DIDN'T KNOW WAYDE WAS SUCH A CRYBABY.
I'M TAKING A BREAK.
CAN SOMEONE GET WAYDE HIS BINKY? PLEASE?
IT RAINED SO MUCH, THE SQUIRRELS ARE PISSED OFF.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S START MUSHING SOME OF THIS EQUIPMENT IN.
OKAY. THIS IS CRAZY.
YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL.
THIS IS OUR GIRL, CLEOPATRA, ALL RIGHT?
BRING HER INSIDE.
[ GRUNTS ]
PUSH FROM THE BOTTOM. PUSH FROM THE BOTTOM, TOM.
ALL RIGHT. NOW GET CLEOPATRA IN THE TANK.
DOWN NICE AND SLOW.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
Wayde: WE HAD A LOCAL CONTRACTOR COMPANY
OPEN UP THE WALL BEFORE WE GOT HERE.
THIS TANK INSTALL IS VERY TRICKY.
WE HAVE TO DO IT BY HAND,
AND WE NEED THOSE HANDS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE WALL.
FROM THE BATHROOM. OKAY.
PUSH.
KEEP GOING.
HEY, YOU NEED ME TO CALL THE WAMBULANCE?
YEAH, LOOK, I'M BLEEDING, MOVING THIS IN,
AND LOOK WHAT HE'S DOING.
HE'S TEXTING RIGHT NOW.
I'M ORDERING FOOD FOR YOU.
KEEP IT UP, DUDE.
YEAH, CAN I GET 16 LARGE PIES? ALL MEAT.
I'M GONNA STICK YOU IN THAT CRATE OUTSIDE
AND SEND YOU HOME AIRMAIL.
WAS THAT ON THE HAND THAT YOU HOLD THE KNIFE OR THE FORK WITH?
BRETT CAN BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ALL DAY LONG.
I'M GETTING THIS TANK DONE.
THERE IS NO WAY I'M GONNA SPEND
ANOTHER NIGHT IN A HOTEL WITH HIM AGAIN.
HOW WE DOING, AARON?
Aaron: GOOD. GOOD.
MOST OF THE FILTERS GO UNDER THE AQUARIUM.
THIS IS REALLY UNDER. IT'S DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.
DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.
WE GOT ALL THIS EXTRA HEAD PRESSURE.
WE'RE FIGHTING GRAVITY ON THIS JOB,
SO WE'RE USING SOME HIGH-END EXTRA-STRONG EQUIPMENT
TO PUMP THE WATER FROM THE BASEMENT
TO THE TOP OF THE TANK.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. LET'S FINISH IT UP.
WE'LL FILL IT UP AND WE'LL TURN IT ON.
NEED ANOTHER BAG.
THIS STUFF IS OFF THE HOOK.
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
I'LL POP THEM FOR YOU.
SAND'S IN, WATER'S IN, PROPS ARE IN.
LET'S DO THE GLASS.
WE'RE USING A SPECIAL PRODUCT CALLED PRIVACY GLASS
IN THE FRONT OF THE TANK.
THIS WAY, WHEN SOMEONE'S IN THE SHOWER,
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS FLIP THE SWITCH AND POOF,
THE GLASS SMOKES OUT AND YOU CAN'T SEE THROUGH.
BE CAREFUL. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE.
NO, IT LOOKS GOOD.
SO NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME, THIS THINGS HERE --
WELL, WE GOT TO BUILD THE FRAME.
HEY, THERE IT GOES! CATCH IT!
Wayde: THEY WANT TO PLAY A JOKE ON US? I'LL GET THEM.
HEY, GIRLS. HOW YOU GIRLS DOING?
HOW YOU BEEN?
[ GASPS ]
Wayde: SO WE'RE INSTALLING THE TANK AT THE ROXBURY MOTEL.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT FINISHED, I'M TALKING TO BRETT,
THE GLASS IS IN PLACE,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I TURN AROUND,
THE GLASS IS FALLING ON THE FLOOR.
OH...MY GOD.
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
A $5,000 PIECE OF GLASS JUST BROKE,
AND NOW WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
OH, MY --
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT NOISE?
OH, DON'T ASK.
Brett: WE HIRED BRIAN, A LOCAL CONTRACTOR,
TO BE ON SITE AND HELP WITH THE INSTALL.
I HOPE HE HAS MORE FRIENDS THAN ENEMIES
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA NEED HIS CONNECTIONS.
CAN YOU GET ANOTHER PIECE?
I'LL MAKE A PHONE CALL, SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
LET US KNOW. PLEASE, MAN.
THANK YOU.
Wayde: WE GOT TO FIND ANOTHER PIECE QUICK.
IT'S GONNA BE TIGHT.
BRIAN FOUND A LEAD ON NEW GLASS, SO HE'S OUT ON THE ROAD,
SO INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND AND TEXTING LIKE BRETT,
I'M GETTING STUFF DONE.
I GOT THE WATER CYCLING AND THE FISH ACCLIMATING.
NOW I'M SEALING THE SEAM AROUND THE TANK,
SO WATER STAYS IN THE SHOWER, NOT IN THE WALL.
I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL BRETT
BECAUSE I KNEW HE'D MAKE FUN OF ME,
BUT I BROUGHT ALONG A LITTLE SECRET WEAPON
TO JAZZ UP THE SHOWER.
[ TWINKLE! ]
GLITTER.
MY TWO LITTLE GIRLS SAY GLITTER MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
WOW! I'M PROUD OF YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT A LOLLIPOP FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
AND SURPRISE -- RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE BEFORE I HURT YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
OH, YEAH, BABY!
GLASS TRUCK.
OH! MY GOD. WHAT A SAVIOR.
ONE CONDITION, THOUGH.
WHAT'S THAT?
I BROUGHT THESE GUYS
'CAUSE THEY'RE INSTALLING THE NEXT PIECE OF GLASS.
FINE BY ME!
YOU GUYS ARE NOT TOUCHING THE GLASS.
FINE BY ME. YOU GOT IT.
[ SIGHS ] WHEW!
THIS GLASS IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROJECT TOTALLY UNIQUE.
IT OFFERS THE ONLY PRIVACY
BETWEEN THE LIVING ROOM AND THE BATHROOM.
THE ROXBURY CANNOT RENT THIS SUITE WITHOUT IT.
OH, THAT FRAME IS SICK, GUYS.
Wayde: ONCE THE GLASS WAS SECURED,
IT WAS TIME TO PUT CLEOPATRA'S PROTECTORS IN.
Wayde: WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?
PURPLE TANG.
ALL RIGHT, HERE SHE GOES.
NEXT.
THE FOXFACE?
UH-HUH.
YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO GET STUNG BY HIM.
THIS GUY'S POISON.
VENOMOUS.
WHICH ONE CAME FROM THE PYRAMID?
GREEN BIRD WRASSE -- LOOK AT THE COLOR OF THAT GUY.
I LIKE HIS NOSE. IT LOOKS LIKE YOURS.
YEAH, OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK WITH THIS TANK, WE KILLED IT.
COME ON IN.
I-IT'S A LOT OF CLOUDY GLASS.
WE TOLD YOU, WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN THE BATHROOM,
WE DON'T WANT THEM TO FEEL LIKE, SOMEBODY'S WATCHING.
Wayde: WELL, IT'S THAT SMOKED GLASS
SO YOU CAN'T SEE INTO THE SHOWER.
SO WHEN YOU HIT THE SWITCH -- PSHT! -- IT'S CLEAR.
ALL RIGHT. SO HERE WE GO.
WHOA!
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT!
THIS IS -- THIS IS IT!
I MEAN, THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL "WOW" FACTOR.
LOOK AT THE COLORS. LOOK AT CLEO.
AND THE CURSE IS PACIFIED 'CAUSE SHE'S UNDERWATER.
DURING THE PROCESS, I THINK SHE WAS UPSET.
NOW SHE'S HAPPY.
AND IT, LIKE, FITS IN WITH THE STORY PERFECTLY.
OH, MY GOD.
GUYS, SO, NOT ONLY DO WE DO THEMED AQUARIUMS
KIND OF LIKE YOU GUYS DO THEMED ROOMS,
WE ALSO LIKE TO THEME THE FISH.
THE MAJORITY OF THESE FISH,
THEY ACTUALLY COME FROM THE RED SEA.
GET OUT. I LOVE IT.
AND THERE'S ACTUALLY A FEW,
YOU KNOW, POISONOUS AND VENOMOUS.
SO, THE CURSE, THE KIND OF FEELING.
PROTECTING CLEO.
SO THEY'RE REALLY -- THEY'RE DOING THE PROTECTION.
RIGHT HERE WE HAVE RABBITFISH.
THEY ALSO HAVE VENOMOUS SPINES.
AND THE GUY WITH THE STRIPES, IT'S CALLED A SOHAL TANG.
THEY'LL EAT GREENS,
BUT THEY'LL EAT A LITTLE BIT OF SHRIMP, AS WELL.
RIGHT HERE, YOU GUYS GOT FISH THAT ARE CALLED
SEMILAVARTUS BUTTERFLIES.
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE PATCHES OVER THEIR EYES.
EVERYTHING MATCHES, WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
YOU HAVE A SNOWFLAKE EEL.
ONLY ABOUT A FOOT RIGHT NOW.
THEY CAN GROW ABOUT THREE OR FOUR FEET.
THREE OR FOUR FEET? WOW!
WHAT IS THIS THING
WITH THE SPIKE THINGS ON IT?
Wayde: THAT'S A LION FISH.
LIKE, LIKE, A SPHINX OR SOMETHING?
THERE YOU GO.
I JUST LOVE IT. IT'S GREAT.
YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY GO IN THE BATHROOM
AND CHECK IT OUT.
NO WAY! OH, MY GOD!
PEOPLE ARE GONNA ACTUALLY STAND HERE AND TAKE A SHOWER.
Joe: I KNOW. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE REALLY IN THERE.
IT'S SO CLEAR. COLORS JUST POP.
Brett: SO NOW IT'S LIKE TWO DIFFERENT AQUARIUMS.
THIS IS LIKE WHAM-POW MAUI-ZOWIE-GOWY-FOWY-WOWY!
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S PRETTY HARD TO MEET OUR EXPECTATIONS,
BUT THEY NAILED IT.
THEY MET THE MARK.
BIG TIME.
WE TRAVELED BACK THROUGH TIME
TO DO TWO OUTRAGEOUS TANKS THIS WEEK.
Brett: FIRST, WE FLASHED BACK TO THE '60s
FOR THE GROOVY LAVA-LAMP TANK FOR SPENCER'S GIFTS.
THIS 300-GALLON BLAST FROM THE PAST
CAN TURN ANY COLOR YOU LIKE,
HAS OVER 2 DOZEN MOON JELLYFISH,
AND TOWERS OVER THE CAFETERIA AT 10 FEET TALL.
OUR NEXT STOP WAS IN ANCIENT TIMES
WITH CLEOPATRA AND THE SHOWER TANK.
THIS 250-GALLON TANK
IS FILLED WITH 3 DOZEN FISH FROM THE RED SEA.
IT'S VISIBLE FROM TWO SEPARATE ROOMS...
...AND A SPECIAL GLASS
OFFERS PRIVACY TO ANYONE GETTING CLEAN.
YEAH, BUT THAT SECOND INSTALL WAS ROUGH
THANKS TO AGNES AND HEATHER
BOOKING US IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ONLY ONE BED.
GET OUT OF THE BED! GO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
WE PRACTICALLY GOT NO SLEEP THE NIGHT BEFORE.
THAT'S WHY IT'S TIME TO GET SWEET REVENGE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HOW YOU GIRLS DOING?
HOW YOU BEEN?
GOOD?
OH, MY GOD!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
I CAN'T EVEN SEE.
THANKS FOR THE COCONUT CREAM PIE ROOM.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU WAIT.
HAVE SOME PIE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
SO STUPID. I HATE THEM!
Brett: TO WATCH HIGHLIGHTS
AND CHECK OUT DELETED SCENES FROM "TANKED,"
GO TO animalplanet.com/tanked.