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(Riskay - Smell Yo *** playing)
- Did you get your *** stuck in the Bluray Player again?
- No. No miss Dawson, this is Dr. Johnson.
- Oh, sorry. I thought it was Shane.
- Bluray Player.. Is that even possible?
- For Shane? Yeah.
- Miss Dawson, I have your test results in front of me.
And I don't know how to tell you this but.. It's positive.
- I have Aids? Quick, I gotta go spit on Shane's toothbrush!
- No, that's not it.
- Uh! You're right, I should use his razor.
Oh, your so smart. That's why you're the doctor.
- No, miss Dawson. It's cancer.
- What?
- I wish you would have comed in earlier,
now it past the point of removal.
- I don't understand.
- You only, have a day to live. Now, I'm gonna gather up this
information, and I'm gonna put you on hold, okay?
- This couldn't get any worse.
(Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA playing)
I spoke to soon. (moans)
- Mom, come on.
- Go away ***! I hate you. I hate everyone!
- Danm, she's taking this hard. Let me go try to cheer her up.
- Deezy?
- Don't worry man. I got this. (unzippers)
- Oh God.
- Oh, are you the priest?
- No, why? Are you pesessed?
- What?
- Uh, can you throw a pokeman, and turn your body into a pretzel?
- Actually yes.
- That's hot.
- But, I'm not posessed. I'm dying, of cancer.
- How long you got?
- A day.
- A day!? Then what the *** are you doing laying in bed?
- Crying, watching TV, eating pringles like a black person.
- You can eat pringles, when you're dead. You should go outside.
Do all the *** you aint ever done before. Like some real
illegal ***. I mean you can't get arrested if you're dying.
- You know what? I think you're right.
- Oh ***, not only that. I know.
Staaaaaaaaarrrrttt
Living. Like your dying Yeah.
Go out and do all the crazy *** you never ever done before.
Yeah, live like your dying yeah.
Start living, like your dying. Yeah.
Go out and do all the crazy *** you never ever done before.
Yeah, live like your dying yeah.
Party's on, let's get crazy. One more day left, time is wasting.
Go' girl, tonight is the night.
Call your friends up, let's do it right.
Jump on my ***. Take it for a spin.
Let me take you to a place you've aint ever been.
Yo' ***, I got a *** full of Benjamins.
Cashed out, all the money, all the savings.
Get ***, get weed, get hats
get lots of condoms, 'cause they're gonna go fast.
Hands down, best party of the decade, hashtag
#Uh, Did I just make a sex tape?#
Steal a car, rob a bank, can't get arrested if you're dying.
No redos, no regrets, let out all your dirty little secrets.
Start living, like your dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy *** you never ever done before.
Yeah, live like your dying yeah.
Start living, like your dying. Yeah.
Go out and do all the crazy *** you never ever done before.
Yeah, live like your dying yeah.
OH!
YEAH!
Like I'm dying (dying)
Live, live like I'm dying.
Start living, start living, start living like your dying.
Start living, like your dying. Yeah.
Go out and do all the crazy *** you never ever done before.
Yeah, live like your dying yeah.
Oh, Oh.
(Riskay - Smell Yo *** playing)
- Hello?
- Hey, miss Dawson. So it turns out, I fudged up, uhm.
You don't have cancer, you're not gonna die.
- Oh, ***.
Hey, do you guys wanna go to a party?
(beep)
- So there you go, I hope you guys enjoyed the video
It was alot of fun to make. I wanna thank TotallySketch
for directing it. He did an amazing job.
I wanna thank Lauren for producing it, and also all the
actors who came and where in it. Thank you so much
for taking time out of your day to do it.
Also, my friend Joe, made a "Behind The Scenes" documentary
of the making of the video. You can check that out
on my second channel, and you can download the song fo' free.
Link is in the crotch. So before I go, the question
of the day is; If it was your last day on earth,
what would you do? I'll be picking one of you guys comment
randomly, and you can win *bam*, the list. I even signed it.
Look, a smiley face. Allright you guys, I love you have a
good week, I will see you every single day on my iPhone channel.
Bye. I love you. See? bam. Bye.
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