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There were times when I used to wear a mustache
and times when I didn't. I got tired of wearing it and I would take it off,
because if I didn't have a mustache on people didn't bother me in the street.
So one night I went to the Winter Garden
and Houdini was appearing there and I was sans mustache
that means without
gotta watch yourself in the Winter Garden. Anyway I'm sitting in the second row
and Houdini is now doing a trick he would take some
needles, put them in his mouth, and a spool of thread
and then he would thread the needles. So he asks for a volunteer out of the audience
Who do you think
went up on the stage?
And he opened his mouth wide, "I want a prove there is no trickery to this trick.
what do you see in there?" and I said pyorrhea.
an left the stage!