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Yeah, what were you saying?
Um... yeah basically, um..today there was like - I was just like on Youtube
And first I was like doing your- you know normal YouTubing - Yeah, YouTube's never normal for you.
There was like this like thumbnail...like you know those suggestions those things on the bottom right you get on YouTube - Yah.
It had a HUUUGGEEE picture of this like MILK thing and I was like "wwat?!"
And I had like NO choice like how can you like - It is-was a MILK documentary.
So I saw it in the bottom left and I was like "If it's about milk I'm OBVIOUSLY gonna click it."
So I clicked on it--it was like 2 hours long and it was boring as anything but I like watched it like I watched it like twice actually.
and it was just like SO interesting-- wait wait...
BASICALLY, what I learnt was that people who are LACTOSE intolerant
a long time ago when there were no iPads and stuff, umm..
people couldn't like...take milk they would just puke up
So like EEVVERYBODY was lactose intolerant, it was probably like a horrible world
like... horrible.
So there was like no CHEESE strings... so, it must've been pretty bad 'cos we all love cheese strings. (bye grammar)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE...yeah there was no Petits Filous or anything like that.
SO BASICALLY, umm..then everybody started drinking milks yeah?
I mean drinking cows. So once they drank the cow.. I mean the drank the-eughughuhhhh, they drank the stuff (lol what)
Then after they became-then they umm..beca-a long time after, then they didn't become lactose intolerant. (lol grammar level -9000)
That's why people who are lactose intolerant right now, are primitive so they should locked up in the cage with all those monkeys.
What are you DOING with your life if you're going on YouTube and watching milk documentaries...
IT'S AWESOME!!!!! You NEED to watch it-it's like better than like ev-Breaking Bad *pfft* ummm Walking Dead *pfft*
It's just like-It's just too good. It's just...UNbelievable.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WATCH IT?! As soon as I watched it, I just felt whole.
Like I felt like I'm actually a man now...'cos I watched it. (lol goodbye tense)
'Cos you watched a milk documentary, you're a man?- Yeah!
Every man done it! How does that make the slightest sense?!
It's a known fact that milk documentaries make you a man.
WHAT IDIOT UPLOADS MILK DOCUMENTARIES TO YOUTUBE?!?!?!
Well whoever it was is (what happened to the tense here?) a smart smart man-or wo-man who deserves a clap and pat on the back
Did you just say wo-man??
*sigh* I don't know... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!
I can't even...