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Hello everybody!
It's that time of the year again!
No, not the time to pay your taxes...
it's Christmas!
Ah... christmas time...
the time of screaming children in the malls,
christmas cookies, christmas diets,
christmas carols and chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
followed by sirens, firetrucks and firemen
trying to put out the overly open fires...
It is also the time for new movies to
hit the cinemas. This year, a special
Christmas edition of a timeless classic
awaits you...
*sniff, sniff*
*phone crank/ring*
Merry Christmas!
No... It can't be!
Not here!
Not at THIS TIME OF THE YEAR!
*dingdingding*
*CRUNCH*
Women and children first! Women and children first!
*screams*
*beep, beep, beep*
Captains and Pawpets first! Captains and Pawpets first!
*screams*