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The Reddit Rap Up April 8th through 15th (oops)
*** I’m an Airbus A380
Saying don’t make war, Make Mercedes
How many times should we tell you? Companies are not people,
Money and free speech? No, they’re not equal
You don’t like my thesis, I don’t deal with you haters,
Cuz my friends will come and cheer me up, Two hundred pages later
Itty bitty waist, But she got much ***,
LA face On an Detroit cutie,
Solja went ahead and opened up a bomb with this,
I bet you pretty soon he’ll wish he’d signed Anonymous
I’ll climb the corporate ladder, ‘Til I find what really matters
But if that doesn’t work out, Then I’ll EAT alone in tatters
Neil Patrick Harris wears his bands around the block,
Got a chicken on his wrist, Cuz he really loves…
Roosters. Before I get excited,
Behind that glare, I need to see a black *** Wayne Brady there,
Preachy closet perverts aren’t American indigenous,
Here’s Indonesia’s right wing religious hypocrite
The sexiest Velma that I’ve ever seen, Learned the pic was from this ***
And saw Shaggy get his member cleaned Still
ready to rock Still ready to roll,
Still tryna’ pull Diglet up outa this hole,
Still sell fruit in the market,
*** the rain, *** the snow,
*** the sun, *** this train,
Still not minding military police, Still
dilatory by days on this project’s release, Still tricked by pics that purport to be ***
Still support nuclear power, When the Luddites get pushy,
We trying to improve, Cuz our first was damn humble,
So sit back relax And listen to this man mumble
Ticketmaster needs to get its *** regulated faster
Than a pastor with a lap full of puppies has ta
Women get paid less but do less math And when it comes to prisoners
We do half of half, Someone in the group forgot to make that switch,
It was either Dis ***, Dat ***, or Some ***
Honest Abe mistrusts Internet quotation I try to jam words in,
Like Zero Punctuation Allison Brie?
She don’t need to grip a gat, Cuz’ she’s got the kind of body,
That gives you a *** attack, Still
on Reddit, Still wonder where the time went,
Still won’t forget Manning in solo confinement
--Still liking the pic, Still upvoting this one to avoid
being a misogynist prick Still
Tricking these kids, Ya, he’s still talking,
I still got my way, Baby we’re still walking,
--Still getting buddy buddy, While medical students still study
And my Italian is still cruddy Mike “Titts or ***”