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Vanakkam(Salutations), sir!
How can we not Vanakka(shake)!
You are habituated to it. - Vanga(Welcome), sir!
We too know that we have to Vango(bend)..
...when we come out of the car.
Good morning, sir. May I help you?
You need not help me. My father-in-law booked a room.
Give me the keys. - Do you have any reservation, sir?
Yes! I English very well speak! B.A, no?
I coming Bejawada from. Honeymoon uncle arranged!
Booking room here. - Sorry, sir. I'm not getting you.
See I Raj Babu, Hyderabad SI. She my wife!
We come honeymoon. - Wow!
Even the boy who works in the cycle-stand..
...doesn't know such good English.
But what's the use! She's not able to follow me.
I am a Telugu person. When I can't understand your English..
...how can an English girl understand your English.
What are you exactly expecting, sir?
Bejawada! Mother Durga's temple.
Krishna river! Recently there was a religious ceremony.
That's not what she asked. Actually we have.. - Stop!
I'm talking to her. She's unable to understand my English..
...who passed B.A. How can she understand your English..
...who is tenth failed candidate? See Miss, I coming Bejawada!
Her father booking room. - Sorry, I can't understand, sir.
Oh God! She doesn't understand any English.
They give her a job just because she has white skin.
We won't get a room if he talks. You talk to her, ma'am.
Excuse me! We have a reservation behalf of..
...Mrs. S.V. Ranga Rao, in the name of..
...Mr. Raj Babu and Saundarya coming from Vijay Wada.
Will you please find out? - Yes, of course.
This is your cottage, ma'am. - So nice!
The room's very nice, isn't it?
Why are you looking at me like that!
How do you know English so well?
You must forgive me. I didn't study till tenth standard.
I knew that you studied till LKG or UKG. - No, I am an M.B.A.
M.B.A.? - YES.
I studied till tenth standard in Ooty..
...and the rest my education was done in Australia.
What! Then why did you lie to me that you failed tenth?
You would've felt bad if you knew that your wife..
...studied more than you. - But you fooled me without telling me.
Anyway don't leak this matter anywhere.
If people find out that you're an M.B.A and I'm a B.A..
...people will look at me as if I am a big fool.
What's the matter? Did you hear out conversation?
It doesn't matter as you don't understand Telugu.
Sorry. You misunderstood me, sir. I understand it very well.
I am a Telugu person. I am from Pichchuka Lanka.
Alright. Don't tell this matter to anyone.
That I am from Pichchuka Lanka, sir?
No! That I am a B.A. and my wife is an M.B.A.
ok, sir. I'll tell people that you are an M.B.A and she's a B.A.
Wait. - Yes.
Sir, the newspaper costs 3 rupees.
That's not for paper. It's for you. It's a tip. - It's a tip?
Yes. Go and have a tea. - Sir, this is not Sillu Surraj's..
...cheap hotel on the road, it's a five-star hotel. - I know that.
Take this as well.
Sir, I won't feel bad even if you don't give me any tip..
...but please don't damage Telugu's people's reputation..
...by giving a tip of 50 paisa and 1 rupee.
If the management knows about this matter..
...they will take your photo and glue it at reception.
What? To let people know that I am a good customer?
That you are a bad customer.
They won't allot you a room next time.
You will know the value of money when you'll earn.
What's your salary, sir? - 10,000 rupees.
My salary is 20,000 rupees per month. - Boy. - Yes, madam.
Your heart is as big as you.
Did you give him a tip or did you give him money on credit?
It's a tip. - If everyone is like you then it will become hard..
...for people like me to survive.
You gave him 300 rupees as tip only to insult me, right?
No. I didn't you to feel small in front of anyone.
If you are with me I will always look small.
O beloved one.
O my beloved one.
O beloved one.
O my beloved one.
O beloved one.
O my beloved one.
You naughty! We reached this place after a long journey.
Let's not do it before a bath. - Don't think too far.
Just because I brought a cold drink do you think that..
...I'll get cold and get tempted and sing a song with you?
That will never happen till I am young.
I am removing my clothes to take a bath in swimming pool.
People don't bath in the pool. They swim as an exercise.
I know that. Don't wait for me. - Can't you swim?
I meant I will be late.
If we are on honeymoon with a beauty like her..
...then it would be called a honeymoon..
...but not with a fatso like my wife.
My heart is yearning for you today.
My heart is singing for you today.
This is the day of our unity.
This will be the most memorable day for me.
The distance between us should disappear.
Our wishes should be fulfilled.
Oh God!
What's that! You look like a hippopotamus in briefs.
We need to wear the swimsuit when we swim.
That suit didn't suit you at all. And you want to swim?
We need to go to swim and gym to knock off pounds.
If you jump into the swimming pool the water will disappear.
If foreigners see you they will get scared.
Indian Tourism is already in dire situation.
Don't worsen it further. - It will be fine.
Foreigners are fatter than me. Please don't say no.
I will also swim with you. - With me?
If hotel-staff sees us together they will think that..
...I am giving a bath to an elephant. - Please!
Ok, swim alone and don't talk to me. - Thanks.
Where is he? - I'm here.
Why are you hanging there like a trapped crow?
You were here till now. When did you go there?
I didn't come here intentionally.
When you jumped into the pool I automatically came here.
Sorry. - Look at those foreigners.
They are scared like they are hit by a tsunami.
Run faster. Tsunami once again!
Thank God, I was not under you.
Had you jumped on me I wouldn't have been alive!
Look, if you want to swim then Indian ocean or Arabian ocean..
...will be better for you. Such pools won't work for you.
How would I get down now? - Shall I shake the stem?
No! I will fall down like a ripe fruit and will be smashed.
I will catch you. - If I jump from here you won't catch me..
...but you will have to prepare for my last rituals.
What will you do now? - I will somehow come down.
Even villain Mukesh Rishi shouldn't get such sorrows!
Can you climb the trees? Can you climb the rooftops?
Can you climb the trees? Can you climb the rooftops?
Can you climb the trees and bring those flowers for me?
Can you bring those flowers for me?
Sir. Would you like to order dinner? - Note it down.
Yes. - One chicken biryani. - Right.
Mutton roast-
Prawns pepper salt. Apollo fish. Lobster. Mutton chops.
Curd rice. Fruit salad. With Vanilla ice-cream.
Sir, are you expecting some guests? - No.
This order is just for both of you?
She dishes won't be sufficient for her.
She will need half the items in your kitchen.
These dishes are for me. Take her order there.
Alright. Bye. - Madam, would like to order dinner?
Two pulkha, one salted buttermilk.
Hello! You need not feel shy. You can order what you want.
Your father is going to pay the bill. - I don't eat more than that.
If you don't eat more than that how come you became so fat?
I didn't put on so much weight because of excess eating.
But it's because of heredity. - That's the case with..
...some people, madam. They eat even two snacks and..
...they put on so much weight. And there are some people..
...who keep on eating like a hippopotamus all day..
...but still they look like a stick. - Pichchika Lanka! - Yes.
I know whom you are referring to. Get out of here first. - Oh!
My dream-girl! You stay here. I will be back in a moment.
I will follow you..
..wherever you will go.
I will give you a gift..
..of our love.
I will follow you..
..wherever you will go.
Sir. Sir. Sir. Why are you running like that?
Do you want to go to loo? - No. I'm just jogging.
It doesn't look like jogging. It looks as if you snatched..
...the receptionist's chain and running away!
Do I look like a thief? - Well, 90% you look like that.
This is not Veera Hanuman lodge in high-level junction.
This is five-star hotel. No jumping. No jogging.
You walk like that. Style! Style! Style! Ok?
Where's he?
Excuse me! Can I sit here? - Sure. It's not reserved.
Sorry.
The Bindhya(dot on the forehead) will shine.
No man in this world will be able to sit in front of her..
...and not proposition her. If she say 'yes', then I'm going to..
Yes. What will you do?
Do you know Telugu? - I am not a Telugu TV anchor..
...that in spite of being a Telugu person I won't know Telugu.
I am from Guntur. - It's nearby Vijayawada.
What do you do there? - I don't do anything there.
I am working in Hyderabad. - Then what are you doing here?
Are you on your honeymoon? - I came from training.
Training for honeymoon? - It's for hotel management training.
I'm not married yet. I didn't even fall in love yet.
Thank God! - And what do you do?
Do you know Satyam computers? - Yes, of course.
It's yours? - No. No. I work as an SI in the police station..
...next to it. - What! In spite of being such a rich man..
...you are working as a police officer?
I not only do charity, but I also want to get people justice.
That's why I am doing that job. - Great!
Thank you. - Excuse me, sir.
I kept your food in your cottage. Shall I bring it here?
No, but thanks.
You need not pay the bill, sir. - This is not a bill, Bill Clinton.
It's a tip for you. - Oh God! It's a tip for me.
My God! - Till now I got only 50 paisa and 1 rupee..
...from some customers, but I don't give a tip less than..
...1,000 rupees. I will 1,000 rupees to beggars as well.
You may go now. - Thank you, sir.
Hey, you! Take good care of sir. He's our special client.
Whoever becomes your wife is a very lucky girl.
Why shouldn't you be that lucky girl?
What do you mean? - I love you.
How can you say it so fast? - Because this is what..
...I am going to say even after a year.
I am going to Hyderabad tomorrow morning.
I will think about it by the time you return.
How can I meet you there?
This is my cell-number. Give me a call when you return.
We can meet there. - Thank you.
Rambha, stop! Rambha!
Come.
Please...
I am calling you, darling.
I love you.
I like you. - You naughty! Till now you pretended..
...that you didn't like me, and now you are calling me..
...as if you are sleep-talking.
When the bird will beak the fruit.
The shape of the fruit will change.
When the bird will beak the fruit.
The shape of the fruit will change.
What happened? Why are you crying? - What else shall I do!
I see. You are crying because you missed..
...such hot experience till now? - Shut your mouth!
For 24 years 3 months and 3 days I protected my virginity.
But today you robbed it like a dacoit. - You're the one..
...who did everything. Why do you blame me?
And what's the big deal! You lost your virginity to me.
That's what I am crying about. I wouldn't have cried..
...had I lost my virginity to Mallika Sherawat..
...or Rani Mukherjee. God will punish you for this sin.
I know that. I will get the result after nine months.
You shameless lady! I made a mistake in sleep and you..
...Instead of controlling me indulged in it.
What! You didn't *** me that I would stop you.
You made love to your own wife.
Yes, why would you stop me! You are always ready..
...for a chance to bed me. - I didn't fall on you.
You're the one who pulled me towards you..
...and started kissing me without giving me a chance.
What! I kissed you as well? No! No!
God, can't you take me back to the past by a night?
Can't you give me back my virginity?
I too want the same. I wish we could relive last night.
There is no end to your wishes. It's me who's..
No! We can't stay here for one more minute.
Pack the luggage. We are leaving for Hyderabad..
...right now. - What's the need to leave now!
Let's stay here for a few more days.
So that you could trap me a few more times?
If required I will sacrifice my life..
...but I won't lose my virginity again.
Where's the number that I wrote on my palm?
You rubbed my cheek number of times last night.
It might have disappeared.
Once again!
Oh God! How can I get two blows in just one night?
What's this exam? - Why are you worrying so much!
Is it some locker number? - It's my lover's number.
Your lover's number? - I mean, it's a lottery number.
I wonder where I will get that ticket in Hyderabad city.
How much? - It cost me 1.09.000 rupees in finance.
I didn't ask your auto's cost. I asked about the meter.
It cost me another 3,000 rupees for the meter.
What's the charge? - I see. The charge?
It's 24 rupees. Give me 250 rupees extra.
You want 250 rupees extra? - But look at your luggage!
My luggage won't be more than 4 kilos.
I am not talking about those kilos. I'm talking about tons.
But still you can't charge so much! Give me some discount.
Ok, deduct 25 paisa from it. - Are you kidding me!
Do you know who I am? I am Balanagar's SI.
Do you know who I am? - Rajnikanth of Basha?
I am your SP's concubine's brother.
Sorry. I didn't know about your background.
Take this. You can keep the balance.
Is this your servant's house? - Are you kidding me! It's mine.
How can you live in such a small house! - By paying rent.
Had I knew that I would marry you..
...I would've rented Food Corporation's godown..
...or a floor in Ramanaidu Studio. - Raj Babu.
I couldn't see you since 10 days. Where we you?
I went to Bejawada. He's the house-owner.
She looks like Golkonda. Who's this Anaconda?
This Anaconda is.. She's.. - What's the matter!
I thought you were a nice kid. I gave you this house on rent..
...as you have the reputation of rejecting women..
...even when they proposition you.
But how dare you to bring a sex-worker to home..
...and that too at daytime. - She's not a sex-worker.
Then? - She's the burden of my life. She's my wife.
When did you get married? - I got married one week ago..
...accidentally.
How can you marry a girl like her! - I was forced to.
Rama Prabha, Raj Babu got married and brought his wife.
The girl is as slim as a wire.
Have you seen them! Till now people used to laugh at you..
...but now they are laughing at me.
That's why I was against this marriage.
Good morning, sir. - Raj Babu, I heard that you got married.
Just now he's back from his honeymoon.
Why didn't you invite me? - How can I invite you..
...to my honeymoon, sir! It doesn't sound right.
I mean why didn't you invite me to your marriage?
Actually everything happened in a rush, sir.
Marriage or honeymoon? - Both. - It's ok. It's ok.
Give a party and invite the entire staff.
And introduce us to your wife in the party.
Sir, you want to see my wife? - Why are you so scared!
The thing is.. The thing is that my wife doesn't leave home.
She's from a good family. - You mean our wives..
...are not from a good family? - I didn't mean that.
Don't say one more one. You are giving a party..
...along with your wife and we are coming there. That's all.
What's the matter, sir? You are as worried as a prisoner..
...who escaped from the Central Jail.
I am wondering how to bring my Goods train to the party.
What's there to worry about! We can hire a lorry!
Transportation is not the problem.
My landlord and the milkman has already laughed..
...at her for half an hour. I fear if our staff sees her..
They will treat you as a fool. - That's why I want..
...a good idea from you.
Here's the pen. - You are following me well.
Yes, you said that you got a beauty in Ooty, right?
Request that girl and ask her to be your wife for 2 hours.
She will find out the truth that I am married.
So you told her that you are a bachelor? - Yes.
And I lost her phone number as well.
I don't even know where I will get her now.
Then we can hire a beautiful girl and give a party.
Good idea. Where will we get a girl?
You will get here. Welcome, sir. Welcome.
You will regret it if you don't come here.
The rates will increase if you are late.
Welcome, sir. Welcome. - Yes, I am here. What are the rates?
Damn cheap, sir! Sari costs 1,000 rupees.
Chudidar costs 2,000 rupees. Skirt costs 3,000 rupees.
Jeans costs 4,000 rupees. - Is it a fresh stock?
It's of imported quality, sir. You can check the material. - Ok. - Go.
Ok.
How's the material, sir? - Midi's great.
Ok, pay the bill. - Where's the trial room?
We sell faces. You have to get the places.
I am new to this city. You give me a place
Do you have another 100 rupees in your pocket?
Yes, I have 100 rupees. Take it.
Take her and go to that Red colored pub. - Ok.
Don't go to the green colored light. There's another party.
Welcome, sir. Welcome. - Yes, we are here. - Sir, it's you?
No. - What a pleasant surprise!
How's your business going on! - It's ready made clothes store.
It's going on fine. - You are right. There's no man here..
...who won't need your clothes. - Well-said, sir!
Sir! Sir! - Why are these clothes smelling of jasmine?
To attract the customers I kept the jasmine flowers inside.
Ok, give me some flowers. I will take them home.
What will you do with those secondhand flowers, sir!
I will get you fresh flowers, sir. You can take as many..
...as you want. Hey, flower! - Even though they are..
...secondhand flowers, still they are very fragrant. - Sir! Sir! Sir!
Don't open it, sir.
Welcome, my darlings! - We are here, sweetheart
Welcome, my darlings! - We are here, sweetheart
Come to me! Come to me! Come to me!
Hi! ' Sir!
Where did you get these flowers? - Sir!
Don't hold my feet. Hold his feet. - Who's he, sir?
If I'm Allu Arvind, he's Chiranjeevi.
I got it. He's the new SI.
Sir, I beg you. Please forgive me.
I will leave you if you do me a favor. - What's that, sir?
Who's the girl in that van? - She's Khushboo of Kotipalli.
She's fresh stock. She's superb. - Call her out.
Khushboo, get down the van. Sir's calling you.
Sir, so you too came for shopping? - Stop kidding!
I want this girl for rent for three hours. - I too give girls on rent.
If you wish you can take her on rent for 3 days and 3 nights.
Don't go too far. I want her to act as my wife.
She will not act, but she will live the role.
A few days ago she acted in a TV serial..
...where she was in the crowd in a crowd-scene.
She also won an award. - Did they request her..
...not to act again? - Come on, sir! You can take her.
Not now, I need her this evening.
You too come along with her. - What will I do, sir?
There's father-in-law's character as well. You'll play it.
Then I will come with get-up. Where's the location, sir?
Welcome, sir! - The SP is here.
Good evening, sir. - This is not an official party.
It's your marriage reception party. No formalities. Be free.
We can move in a friendly manner. - ok, Balu.
Thank you. What! You called me with my name?
I will forget that you are an SI and I'll shoot you here.
Shall I give you a revolver, sir?
Give me the revolver. I will shoot you as well.
I said it in the flow. - I thought moving in a friendly manner.
It's not friendly manner. It was offensive. - Sorry, sir.
It's alright. Where's your wife?
The babe's here. - The babe's here?
You don't have any respect for SI's wife?
You asked us to move in a friendly manner, so..
Only when you will throw a party, but not when you attend..
...others party. - Yes, sir.
Why are you so late? - What can we do!
He said that he will send her back in an hour..
...but he took two hours to send her. - Ok! Now come inside.
Sir, she's my wife. - Greetings, girl. - Hi!
Your wife is really wonderful. I think she's from..
...a very conservative family. - It's fresh stock, sir.
It's fresh stock? - We are a newlywed couple.
That's why he said so. - By the way who's he?
I'm the one who arranged this cassette.
You arranged the cassette? - Yes.
So you are a broker? Are you a broker?
He sent her from his house to her husband's house.
That's why he used that word. He's from a village.
He's your father-in-law? - You caught it well like Dhoni.
I am good at catching. Sorry, dear! I couldn't come..
...to your marriage. - It's alright. You can come next time.
My wife also has a good sense of humor like me.
So you are made for each other!
What's your name, dear? - Khushboo of Kotipalli.
Khushboo? ls yours an inter-caste marriage?
No, it's her pet name. Her real name is..
...Muramunda Manjubhargavi. - Muramunda Manjubhargavi?
What's the matter? He knows more details about your wife..
...than you do. - He's the one who set me up with this girl.
He set you up with her? Then what about me?
What do they mean by 'set you up'?
He means he fixed my marriage with his daughter.
They are relatives. - You are relative?
Yes, he's my brother-in-law. What are you staring at, fool!
Is it true? - Yes, I guess so.
You don't know that? - I too came to know about it just now.
Why are you behaving in a different way? - Different way?
Because you are our SP. - Yes.
So you are a bit intimidated by me?
No tension. Feel free.
Take this, girl. - Is it a tip?
No one gives such big amount as a tip. It's for booking.
Tip? Booking? What's this language!
Buy a gift for yourself, girl. - Thanks a lot.
Don't behave like a call-girl. Behave decently.
Thank you. - You brought it.
Congratulations, dear! Wish you a happy married life!
Where's he? Hey, you! - Hi, Raj Babu!
Hi, sir! - Congrats! He's Mr. Sai Kumar, Jubilee Hills' Cl.
I know him. - You know me? - You already forgot me?
We met month in Gandhipet farmhouse party, didn't we?
You met him? - In a party, son-in-law! She has a lot of friends.
I lost my heart.
I became alone.
O lovely breeze, can you find out where my heart is?
Did you remember me now?
Hi, Rajashekhar of Trishulam! - Why is he blushing?
Thank you. She must have done something with her..
...that he is ashamed of. - Oh God!
I didn't know that she's so famous.
I wonder what these people must be thinking about me.
What's there to think about! You want fish?
They will think that you married her..
...like Kamal Hasan of 'Nayakudu'!
How can he marry a girl like her! - That's what made me..
...gulp half bottle wine, but still it didn't affect me.
He must've met her on some raid.
What's the matter! What are they whispering about!
Are the arrangements fine? - They are not worried..
...about the arrangements.
What sort of officers are they! They forgot that she's your wife..
...and see how they are hitting on her!
Why do you always want a share in whatever I take!
It would've been far better if I had brought that cylinder.
Yes, you would've at least got some sympathy.
Why did you give me such an idea! - Every idea doesn't work!
What's the matter? Why are you all staring at my daughter?
No, it's nothing. We were thinking that Raj Babu..
...Is very lucky to get a beautiful wife like her.
If you wish you can also be as lucky as him.
Shall I arrange for it? - Will she come?
Why won't she come if you pay money?
But she's SI's wife.. - So what!
She doesn't mix business and friendship. - I can't believe it!
Wait a minute! - Hello! - Look on your left.
She's looking in this direction. - Wave at these fellows.
Hi! - She waved at us. - Give a kiss.
Not to me.
want one.
One here. - Is that enough or do you want something else?
It's enough. We can't take everything here.
Each of give 5,000 rupees in advance. - Advance?
Do you know who we are? We are policemen.
You are after all policemen. There are CIs and SIs..
...standing in the line. I'll leave if you don't her.
Here's the money.
Here's my address. Give me a call and tell me the place.
You will get it delivered at your door.
Who are they? Passengers(customers)?
This SI brought us to a great place.
We booked some nice parties. - Really!
There will be houseful collections for a month.
And there won't be any raiding as well. - My dear police!
I see. - Go.
How's this house, son-in-law? - It looks like a palace.
Whose house is it? - It's your house from today onwards.
Don't show me false dreams. It's not right on your part.
I am not kidding, son-in-law. My daughter said that..
...the house you are staying in right now is a small one.
That's why I bought this house.
From today onwards you and my daughter..
...can live happily here. - Which girl? - Saundarya!
I thought I will get a new wife with a new house.
Son-in-law has such a good sense of humor. - Right.
But we don't feel like laughing at his jokes.
Dear, come here.
What! - How's our bedroom?
Don't say 'our' bedroom?
Let's stay in a common room my parents leave.
Common room? - So son-in-law, didn't you like..
...your bedroom? - It's great.
But when I will return home in uniform..
...people will think that I am the watchman, but not the owner.
People will definitely think like that if you ride that..
...broken cycle. My daughter told me that you are going..
...to station on cycle because you don't have a vehicle.
Isn't cycle a vehicle? - But still, when your wife and you..
...would go out, cycle won't look good.
It won't look good, because it will break into pieces.
That's why I bought a vehicle. - A road roller?
You see it by yourself.
This is.. - ..for you.
It's Benz Car. It must've cost you 5-6 lakhs.
You won't even get a sponge car for 5-6 lakhs.
How much did it cost you? - It's not that costly, son.
It's just 52 lakhs.
52 lakhs? - Do you have a press where you print..
...fake currency notes? - No. I sold one of my sites.
I have only one daughter. What more can I ask for..
...other than your happiness! From now onwards..
...go to the station on your car. - If I drive this car people will..
...think that I am a driver, but no one will think that I own it.
That's why I am giving you a driver. Nana Patekar!
He knows me very well. I went him on his honeymoon.
He knows not just driving, but he knows everything.
He will take care of everything you need.
I know his abilities, but my salary won't be sufficient..
...to pay his salary and to buy petrol for this car..
...and to maintain such a big house.
I will have to start stealing and rob banks for it.
You need not do any of those things, son.
There's a shopping complex in Ameerpet.
Shall we rob that? - We are the owners of that building.
You get 2 lakhs rupees per month as rent.
He will give you that money from this month onwards.
You can spend it. - Sometimes I too feel very happy..
...to be your son-in-law. - First of all Saundarya and you..
...go to the temple and offer prayers to the God..
...to cast off the evil eye off the car.
What happened? - Nothing. I will get down from this side..
...and you get down from that side and go to the temple..
...from that way. - Why? - Do what I say!
The husband and wife came to the temple together.
Then what's the need to get off from different gates?
Get off from the right gate. It's auspicious.
This is Benz car. We can get down in any direction.
Or else why would they fix two gates for this car?
I waited for this morning since many days.
Today when I see you..
I waited for this morning since many days.
Today when I see you..
..my heart is dancing with joy.
Why doesn't it dawn? Why doesn't the darkness leave?
Hi! You too came to the temple to pray alike me?
To pray for what? - I came to request God..
...to help me get you. - ok, but whose car is this?
It's mine. I bought it. Benz car. 52 lakhs.
Who is she?
She's my wife. - But she seems to be very fat.
That's what I am crying about. - Who is she?
She's.. She's a case.. - A case(call-girl)!
The moment I saw her in Ooty I knew that she's a case.
Don't meet such a people. You will get ***+. - Shut up!
She isn't that sort of case. She met me regarding a case.
If she met you regarding a case she should've met you..
...In the station, but how can she meet you in a public place!
What will the public say about you! - No interrogations!
Mind your business!
Sorry! He's a mad fellow. Once he bit a mad dog.
Greetings, sir. - Greetings. - I am greeting her.
My name is Saundarya. I am SI's wife. - Nice to meet you.
We shall meet again. We are in a rush right now. Let's go.
You go ahead. I will come there later on.
We must offer prayers as a pair.
He's the one who will drive the car, right?
Take him as your pair and offer prayers.
No, thanks. I will go alone.
I really pity you. - Why? You think I don't suit that Benz car.
No, but because that Benz lorry doesn't suit you.
Exactly. That's why I love you seriously.
Your driver is looking at us. We can talk later on. Bye.
Babe's arm is as soft as a Dunlop mattress.
We don't have a mattress at home.
Will you come with me and sleep at my home?
Hey, you! Why are you harassing her!
Who are you? Why is it bothering you?
Are you her husband? - One doesn't need to be a husband..
...to be concerned about a lady!
I responded to it as a fellow a man of this nation.
It's not right to harass other man's wife.
If I won't harass other man's wife then will I harass my wife?
Get lost. - Why are you pushing me!
We shouldn't push this sir. We should kick him.
Look, till now no man with a moustache dared to..
...mess with me. - You got beaten up only by women?
I meant no one has beaten me.
Then I don't have a moustache. I will kick you.
Why are you staring at me! - Shall I run away?
Are you not a man? Go and save your madam.
You couldn't do anything in spite of being..
...a man, a husband and an SI. Why would I take any risk?
If you wish I will take you to hospital after you get beaten up..
...and if you die I will to take you to Osmania.
Traitor of the owner!
Look, this is a temple. So let's not create an issue here.
Don't punch me.
Don't beat me. I am an SI. I think you don't know that.
So what!
I can punch you, but you can't.
Let's punch him!
I told you that you can't punch me!
What will you do if we punch you!
It hurts. - Then why were you getting smart with us!
Hey!
What!
Where has he gone? Oh God! Why are you sitting there?
I was scared. - You need not get scared till I am here.
Actually I was scared of you. I didn't know that you can fight.
All these days I was ignorant and misbehaved with you.
Please don't mind those things!
You are my husband. Get down.
You know fighting? - Madam is got a black-belt in karate.
She's a state-champion. - Do you know karate..
...before our marriage? - I forgot it due to..
...the lack of practice, but thanks to them..
...I got some practice again. I don't know when I will get..
...such a chance again. Come. - Yes, I'm coming.
Sir, why did you come here at this time!
Why? Are you doing some underworld business inside?
No, sir. Our men are sleeping in their underwear.
They will scold you if you disturb them.
I am an SP. They will scold me? -
A few days ago they scolded me when I disturbed them.
The Benz car! I think the home minister is here..
...on a sudden visit. Officers, get up. Home minister is here.
Wear your uniform.
Good morning, sir. - What! Why are you wishing me, sir!
Because I didn't know that it was you.
Ok, tell me whose car is this? - The Benz company's.
Why did you bring their car? - They sold it and I bought it, sir.
You bought it? - Yes, sir.
It been less than two months since you joined this job..
...and you already bought a Benz car?
So you are taking bribes in full swing. - No, it's.. - No!
Don't say one more word. I knew it right then..
...when you were dealing the real estate case.
If I let you go easily then you will come to office..
...on helicopter like our CM and you will start lending money..
...to the World Bank. That's why I am transferring..
...to the Andaman Jail. - Sir, but prisoners are sent there.
Where there are prisoners there are policemen!
I am sending you to there to guard them.
Even if you send him there they won't receive him.
Why? - It doesn't belong to our state. We don't have..
...any control over it.
Then I am transferring you to Nallamala forest.
Sir, listen to my version once. - Hear what he says, sir.
He might offer you some bribe to cancel the transfer orders.
Shut up!
Raj Babu, such a costly car.. - I didn't buy it, sir.
Did you steal it? - No, sir.
My father-in-law felt bad when he saw me riding a cycle.
So he bought me a car. - What!
Your father-in-law bought this car for you?
Our SP's father-in-law never bought him..
...even a secondhand auto. And your father-in-law..
...bought a car for you who is an SI.
There's no need to bring my father-in-law in this. Keep quiet.
Look, Raj Babu! Even if your father-in-law bought this car..
...for you or even if your mother-in-law..
...bought this car for you we are not bothered about it!
You are getting the transferred orders.
Forgive me for the last time, sir. - How can he forgive you!
From tomorrow onwards you'll come to station on Benz car..
...with a driver in uniform and you want our SP..
...to come to station on an old Ambassador car?
What do you mean! Just because your SP's wife is old..
...you want my master to have an old wife?
Who's this crow who's screaming here!
Nana Patekar. I am sir's driver.
Then I am transferring him as well.
How can you transfer him! - If I transfer him..
...he will also go there along with him.
Sir, I won't come to station on Benz from tomorrow onwards.
I will come here on my cycle. - We have an option.
Let's bring your cycle in the boot of the car..
...and I will drop you at that corner..
...and from that corner you can come here on cycle. That's all.
It seems to be a nice idea, sir.- No! I didn't like this alternative.
Then I will come here on bus, sir.
Please don't transfer me, sir.
Ok. But if you come here one more time..
...on this black car with this black driver..
...then you will go to Nallamala forest. Don't forget it. - ok, sir.
Why don't you stay here for a few more days, daddy!
Tomorrow there's a registration to be done.
I will be back again after a month. - Where's son-in-law?
I think he's taking a bath. - I see.
He will live for 100 years. We were talking about son-in-law..
...and his phone rang.
Hi, darling!
What! Are you shocked?
Yesterday I thought about you all day and changed my mind.
I love you, darling.
Who's this! - Who are you?
I am Relangi Raj Babu's father-in-law.
Son-in-law, who's she?
Don't you know who she is, uncle! She's mother-in-law!
I'm not talking about her, but I'm talking about her!
She's my wife. Your daughter.
I'm not talking about them. Who was the lady on the phone?
We can't see the other person on phone.
We can't see them, but we can hear them.
She called you 'darling'. - She called me 'darling'?
She said 'I love you' as well. - Why are you asking me..
...who that aunt is when she said 'I love you' to you?
She didn't say that to me. She used those words for you..
...on your phone.
It's not been more than two months since your marriage..
...and you already started having an affair.
Tell me who she is. - She's.. She's..
She must be the case you met at the temple.
It's not her. - You mean you met one more case as well?
Shut your mouth! - Why are you asking him..
...to shut his mouth! Ask your husband to shut his mouth!
He ruined your life. He destroyed your life.
Mother, whom do you doubt! - Your husband!
You doubt my husband who filed a case against the girl..
...who tried to proposition him?
Then why would she call him 'darling'..
...and why would she throw kisses?
She threw kisses as well? - Have you seen..
...how scared he is! - He didn't get scared.
He's feeling bad that he missed it.
Didn't I ask you to shut your mouth? - Ok.
That must be a wrong number, daddy.
These days we get a lot of such wrong calls. - Well-said!
You are getting late for your train. You should leave.
Yes, she's right. - But still I feel that it's not a wrong number.
Daddy, I have been living with him since a month.
I know him well. When we go for a movie..
...she closes his eyes when the heroine's there on screen.
Yes, uncle. A few days ago in a movie, Sushmita Sen..
...and Reema Sen were dancing in swimwear..
...so I closed by eyes and just heard the song.
Then it's fine, but never let us down.
You need not worry about it. You can leave happily.
Look, son-in-law, I brought up my daughter..
...with a lot of love and care since childhood.
Till now she never had tears in her eyes.
You need not worry about it. From now onwards..
...I will make her cry every day. - Thanks!
What! You will make her cry? - You said it just now..
...that she never had tears in her eyes.
I meant never make her cry. - Is that so?
Ok, then. I will fill her life with happiness.
Let's go. We are getting late.
You don't leave till my in-laws get into the train.
Shall I get them into the train or shall I get the train..
...onto them?
I have been thinking about you since four days.
How to get rid of me? - No. Your parents did injustice..
...with you by getting you married to that fat lady.
You too understood that matter even though..
...you hardly know me, but my parents didn't understand it.
That's why they say..
A Sanskrit chant!
What does that mean? - Even I don't know that.
I said it with grief. - Do you really not want to live..
...with your wife? - 150%, I don't want to live with her.
I swear on my grandpa. - Is he alive?
He died 25 years ago. - Then why do you swear on him?
Because he's already dead. - Swear on a person who's alive.
Then I swear on Amitabh Bachchan.
How are you related to him? - I am not related to him.
But he's Abhishekh Bachchan's father..
...and Jaya Bachchan's husband and my favorite hero.
Then why are you swearing on him? - Because he's alive.
I don't like that fat girl at all. I like you.
Do you really like me that much? - You are my life.
A child's life. This girl is my life.
Put a hand on heart and say it.
Stop it! Not on my heart, but on your heart.
God gives me a been
..then I will him for you.
Even when I am sleeping..
..l will be a shadow of yours.
When I see you I feel like helping you! - In which way?
By cooking for you, by feeding you, by buttoning you..
...by living with you, by making you a daddy!
Don't forget those words. Let's get married.
If you remarry without divorcing your first wife..
...then you might get jailed for 7-8 years.
Hey, don't you have any commonsense!
Two lovers are talking to each other..
...and you are eavesdropping on them?
I didn't come to you. You came here to talking near me.
What's this nuisance! I am unable to hear it.
Sorry. Sorry for the disturbance.
Come, Rambha. Let's go to some other place.
Your driver was right. You might get jailed for 7 years..
...If you remarry. - I am an SI.
So what! You should protector of law and order!
If you break the law you might get punishment harder.
Do they give such extra facilities to us?
They saw says that we can't marry again..
...but it didn't say that we can't have an affair after marriage.
So you want me to be your concubine?
Did my words have such dark meaning? I didn't mean that.
Even though she might be my wife officially..
...but I treat you as my wife unofficially.
It doesn't make such difference.
I don't want these problems. Do one thing. - What?
Divorce your wife.
You can divorce her, but we need reasons.
I am married to her. Isn't that sufficient? - Our case will be..
...stronger if we have some other reasons as well.
Because for the chariot called marriage..
...husband and wife are two.. - You showed four fingers.
Sorry. I am a bit weak in mathematics.
A bit more than a bit. - Yes, they are like two wheels.
Right. But if I am a cycle-wheel she's a tractor-wheel.
Give me some reasons. - Did she become fat after marriage?
I married her after he became fat.
Then they will question you if you didn't see her before..
...or during marriage? - You answer them that I didn't see her.
The law won't accept it. - And he doesn't want to accept her..
...as she's very fat. - I think you are a bit weak in English.
I didn't mean that lau(fat), I meant L.A.W.
Find out some reasons-.
Yes, your wife is a ***. - No, she's a nice woman.
I am talking about his wife. - I am also talking about his wife.
Oh! Just assume that she's a ***.
She's torturing you in the bedroom.
There are scars of burn if you remove the pants.
Your pants? - No, your pants. - But don't have any scars.
If required we will get you some burns.
It seems that he has got some experience in that department.
She's making you wear a ladies' wardrobe..
...and forcing you to dance like a bar-girl. And you've to give..
...witness that you saw it through their window.
So you are giving me a partnership in this sin?
If you create such stupid reasons and get me a divorce..
...I will offer a coconut to lord Venkateshwar of Tirupati..
...and I will offer you two coconuts and worship you.
You mean you won't give me my fees! - Come on!
Here is your advance.
Just 400 rupees. - It's not 400. It's 300.
You are trying to fool the lawyer just because..
...he's weak in mathematics? We work in police department.
We shouldn't do such type of things.
Give me that amount. I will pay your fee.
One, two, three, four, five! Take these 6000 rupees.
That's better! Take these papers and get her sign.
Will she sign these papers? - You forge her sign.
If you forge someone's sign you will get at least..
...3 years jail-term. - Hey, what are you doing here!
What else can I do! I am waiting for you.
And you were talking to him. - And you were listening to me.
Because I am not deaf. How can I not hear you! - You..
I will teach you a lesson later on.
You do one thing. Don't tell her that these are divorce papers.
Tell her that these are some LIC papers and get her sign.
She's not a B.A passed candidate that you'd fool her..
...she's an M.B.A.
ls there any change?
Not that change. Can you see any change in my body?
There's no change from any angle.
I have been exercising since 10 days.
I thought you would notice some change.
You built that body in 20 years without any effort.
How can you lose weight in just ten days!
Just keep on talking like that. One day I will become..
...slimmer than you. Shall I bring coffee? - No.
Juice?
Then what do you want? - Divorce!
Yes, madam. Sir wants divorce from you.
Is that true? - It's.. It's actually..
Why are you hesitating to say that!
Madam, actually the thing is that sir likes the girl..
...whom we saw at the temple. You are the hurdle..
...between them. So he is thinking of divorcing you..
...so that he could marry her. Am I right or I missed..
...something?
What have I done wrong?
You married me. Sign these papers.
I married you to share my life with you..
...but not to give you divorce. - I can't live with you.
As if you are living with me now!
You sleep alone and I sleep alone.
That's why we should separate instead of leading such a life.
Sign these papers. - No, I won't. Do what you want to do.
What's there he can do! He can't do anything.
There's another plan. - What's that?
A woman can bear anything, but she can't share..
...her man with another woman.
I asked you for an idea and you are giving me messages.
There's an idea in that message.
Move closely with another lady in your wife's presence.
And after watching that your wife will burst with anger..
...Immediately divorce you. - That's great!
Idea can change my life!
What's the delay for! You are wasting the time. Get started.
Wait for some more time. - Are you really a man?
You too have the same doubt. Shall I show you? - What?
My birth certificate. - No, thanks.
Whom are you waiting for? - I am waiting for a lady.
Can you really handle two women?
Do you really have that kind of stamina? - Don't talk rubbish!
I am waiting for my wife.
One does such kind of things without wife's knowledge.
But you are a reserve-case. - You won't understand it.
She's here. - You got ***?
No, my wife is here.
Come here. See what your husband is doing.
Catch him red-handed. Look at him. - Hey, look at him.
Ours is a bond of many births.
Our bond will never break.
I can't live without you even for a second.
I can't bear any separation even for a second.
What's that hissing sound! ls there a snake in this bush?
Dear, come close to me!
I didn't know that you are such sort of a triplex man.
You have wife at home, a girlfriend outside home..
...and this is what you are going in parks.
You are maintaining three women at a time.
That's not the thing, Rambha.
How did she enter the scene all of a sudden!
It's alright. It will be doubly strong.
Have you seen him, madam! He has a wife like you at home..
...but he is cashing such characterless girls here.
No, you don't deserve a husband like him.
Even if you want to stay in this marriage, I won't let you to.
Divorce him immediately.
He's the one who made a mistake and I got punishment?
For giving him such foolish ideas.
How did you know that I gave him that idea?
Because he doesn't have that kind of knowledge.
You know that as well? - Let's go.
Your wife has also seen you. Now go home.
She will beat you really hard.
Rambha! Rambha! Listen to me.
I did this to show my wife so that she would divorce me.
Really? - I swear on Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai.
Look, here's your cap and stick.
Hey, lady! You don't have any connection with him, do you?
Connection? Get lost! He shakes like a cell-phone..
...on vibrating mode even when I touch him. Waste fellow!
Now you knew what I am. - That you are a waste-fellow?
That I don't have any connection with her.
I didn't know that this was your plan..
...and I said a few harsh things to you. Sorry.
It's alright. Thank God that you realized your mistake..
...and didn't try to take any revenge. That's enough for me.
Your wife saw everything. Will she give you divorce?
Yes, I will divorce you. - Really?
Sorry! I thought of lifting with joy..
...when you agreed to give me divorce, but I couldn't.
By the way, if you had any chemistry due to my touch..
...then please control your emotion.
I didn't even feel that a man touched me.
There's a condition before giving divorce.
About alimony? Don't worry. I will give 20% of my salary.
With the money you will me I can't even get..
...sufficient biscuits for my pet dog.
Then what's the condition? - Since you want to marry..
...some other girl, so find a boy for me and get me remarried.
You want to remarry? - When you can marry again..
...why can't I get married again? - That's not the thing!
One marriage for you is a major topic for people..
...If you get married again..
I am not too old, nor am I an unhealthy person.
If the husband is a rascal the wife can marry again.
Am I a rascal? - People will give you that name..
...If you leave your wife. - Alright.
I don't care about what people say. ok, marry someone.
I will not look for the groom. You will have to find out..
...a groom for me. - Why are you pulling me into this?
Then who else will do that for me?
I was dependent on my parents till my marriage..
...so they looked after me till then and then..
...they handed me over to you. Now it's your responsibility..
...to look after me now. How'll I survive if you abandon me!
You can happily go to your home.
If I go home and tell my father that my husband left me..
...then he will forget that you are his son-in-law..
...and slash you into pieces. - Oh God! Then don't tell him.
This is our personal matter.
We can solve this matter peacefully.
You will become a widow if your husband dies.
Why would I become a widow?
Your second wife will become a widow. - You are right.
How can you do this to a fellow woman!
I am not as bad as you. If you get me married to..
...someone else I will tell my parents..
...that I was fed up of you and married someone else..
...and I will tell them that it was my mistake.
Wow! You are such an understanding person.
Whoever will marry is a very lucky person!
Greetings, Mr. SI! - Who are you!
You don't know the difference between the SI..
...and the constable? The SI's there. Get lost.
Mr. SI, my wife's gone. - In the storm in this morning?
Not in the storm, but she eloped with someone.
Then you should celebrate. Why did you come to station?
You need not give me any unsolicited ideas.
I already arranged the party and came here.
You come to my place at 9 pm.
Sir, I fear she might return after a few days.
You have to take some action to make sure..
...that she doesn't return again.
It's good for you if she realizes her mistakes and returns to you.
What are you saying! If she doesn't return I can remarry.
She has become too old and I got bored of her.
She must have also felt the same way and left you.
What do you do? - I don't do anything.
That must be the reason she left you.
I meant that I don't do any job. - Then how do you survive?
Oh come on! I eat breakfast at morning, lunch at midday..
...and at night I maintain dinner with liquor.
Due to such maintenance you must've forgotten to..
...maintain her. And that's why she must've jumped.
What I am asking is how you earn money for your survival?
I have a petrol pump.
Ok. Do you really want to get married again?
I can't survive if I won't. I am habituated to share the bed..
...with a lady. If I sleep alone for too long I won't survive.
Look how my hands have started shivering.
Then I will show you a girl. Come with me.
Right leg. - Come. Sit down.
I will call my wife. - Your wife? She's my would-be wife.
You are too fast.
It's a rich set-up.
Hey, fatso! - Yes, reed-thin!
What! Did you really say that? - You heard it right.
I will kick you with my left leg's boot.
And I will kick you with my right let's sandal.
I am your husband. - But you resigned that post.
Now you are not my husband anymore. If you withdraw..
...your decision, then I might change my behavior..
...and I will start worshipping you again.
I can't be your husband for your worshipping.
If you wish I can give you a subsidy and be your friend.
As you wish, dude. - How can you use such words!
That's how one calls one's friends.
Look, don't give me that crap as you got a chance!
I brought a man for you. - Is it a nice party?
Why do you ask me such questions as if I am a broker?
I brought a groom for you. - I would've been ready..
...and looked smart had you told me about it earlier.
He will marry you no matter however you look!
Is he such a big fool? - It's a great match.
Come.
Hello, aunt! - She's not your aunt. She's the bride.
Oh God! She's the bride?
I was a bit confused due to the figure. Greetings.
You fool! You are the groom. You need not greet her.
Then I take my greetings back. - How's the girl?
Like buttered bread she's very fat and beautiful.
What's the matter still you look very fresh?
It seems that he hadn't touched you too much.
Don't interfere in my matter.
You can ask her some question if you wish.
What's your name? - Mrs. Raj Babu.
You can't tell your husband's name to the groom.
Miss. Saundarya. - What's the reason for your separation?
A forced marriage. - Was it forced on you?
It was forced on me. She likes me a lot. She dies for me.
She can even sacrifice her life for her husband.
Will I too get the same comforts after marriage?
You need not worry regarding that matter. - Thanks.
What for? - For understanding me so well.
I understood you well, but you didn't understand me at all.
It's my 'seeing' ceremony, but you are talking to her.
You are not letting me talk to her. - Sorry!
Do you cooking? - Did you think that she can only eat?
When she cooks you need not wash the plate..
...you will lick the plate like a dog.
Is she that great a cook? Then I liked the girl.
Then what's the delay for? Let's fix the date for marriage.
What's the need of dates and rituals!
She already has the sacred thread around her neck.
I will assume that I tied her that thread..
...and continue to live with her.
If you wish you can fix an auspicious time of that.
For what? - For the first night! - Ok.
Hello, ex-husband! Wait a minute! I too need to like him.
What does he lack! He's as smart as an Oriya film's hero.
I don't want to make the same mistake that I did in your case.
I need to know a few things about him.
You ask me anything. There's no harm in it.
Do you have what it takes to be a husband? - What's that?
You won't leave your wife because she's fat, will you?
I am not any slimmer than you. - You won't hesitate to..
...take me out as people would laugh at you, will you?
I will bash them up. - You must take good care of me.
You must fulfill all my wishes. You must not give me grief.
I will keep you on my head. - Don't step back.
Will you please go out? We need to talk personally.
That's not possible. You have to talk in front of me.
He said it's personal. Go outside.
Oh God! Oh God! I will die. Please don't beat me!
Oh God! - Stop it! Stop it!
How can you beat your would-be husband before marriage!
You will get those rights only after marriage.
I asked you to bring a match for me..
...and you bring such kind of cheap fellows?
You are not going to get Vikram, Nagarjuna..
...or Vikram of 'Aparichitudu', if you reject get cheap fellows!
I am not asking to bring me heroes.
Then why are you beating him?
He asked me how my husband was in bedroom.
I told him that he doesn't like to share bed with me..
...so we sleep separately. And he asked me..
...If my husband is not a man, and if he's an eunuch?
What a hellish life! From first scene onwards"
...everyone doubts me.
I told you to mind your own business.
Why did you interfere in my matter? - Oh God!
Did you call me here to show me the bride?
Look who's here!
Welcome, father-in-law. Come in, Smita. - How are you, dear?
We are fine, father-in-law. Mother-in-law and granny..
...haven't come with you? - No, dear. - Come!
Why are you so shocked as if you got an electric shock?
You gave me such a sudden surprise.
We came to see you and your wife.
If you really wanted to see us you could have seen us..
...In the wedding album or the wedding-cassette.
What was the need to spend so much money..
...and to come here? Are you leaving this evening?
What are you saying! We came here with..
...so much affection and you are asking us..
...If we will leave this evening? - I thought if you planned..
...to leave this evening, I would have asked you..
...to stay here for 4-5 days. - Alright.
Dear, are you expecting anything?
A lot of things. She wants to see if you brought..
...some apples, oranges, half a dozen guavas..
...and 5-6 watermelons. - You shut up!
Are you expecting, dear? - Your son doesn't want kids..
...so early. He wants us to enjoy life for a few days.
If you don't have kids when you can..
...then it will be difficult for you to have kids when you want.
Who's she? He looks like a spoilt brinjal.
He's the groom who came to see the girl.
Groom? For whom? - For you. - For me?
You were dying to get married. So I arranged for a groom.
She's the bride. Great! I accept the girl.
Do you really that your face deserves my face?
Not just face, but liked you entirely.
You look like Asin with different hairstyle.
He looks like a person who steals lids on manholes.
How can you get me married to him!
You too didn't like him? - ok, then, no one like you here.
Let's go. - Just a second.
If you change your mind afterwards..
...then do tell the SI. I will be available. Please. - Come!
Why did you bring me here? - I'll tell you.
So that we can romance in the trail room? - No. Not really.
I have to go to my friend's marriage tomorrow evening.
I brought you here so that you could buy be a nice sari.
Welcome, sir! Welcome, madam! So what will you see?
What are the latest movies? - That was a good one, sir.
I meant which saris would you like to see
Show us some exclusive saris. The rate doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter even if it costs 100-150 rupees..
...but show us some nice saris. - Stop kidding!
The starting price is 6,000 rupees here.
It's very cheap here. You show us some saris.
Aishwarya Rai wore this sari in the movie 'Devdas'.
Kareena Kapoor wore this sari in the movie 'Chameli'.
Rani Mukherjee wore this sari in the movie 'Black'.
So you bought these secondhand saris from them..
...and you are selling us these third-hand saris?
You have mistaken, sir. These are of those models.
But no one wore model till now.
Madam might be the first person to wear it.
What's the price? - 10,000 rupees, sir.
You can see this. It's the latest one. - It's great. See this.
What's the price of this sari? - 20,000 rupees.
What, darling! I asked you how the sari is..
...and you are asking the rates! - I mean..
I got it, darling. You are worried that he is showing..
...some cheap saris which don't live up to your status, right?
Exactly. - So sir's range is very high.
So you too got it.
You can see this one, sir.
So, nice?
What's the price of this sari? - Just 90,000 rupees.
Just 90,000! It's very cheap.
I will lose my salary of nine months.
Ok, I will give you 4,000 rupees for it.
You have such a good sense of humor. - I know that.
You too quote such high prices and make us cry.
Sir. Sir. What's this, sir! She will be wearing it..
...and you are tying it? - Because I will be tying her..
...the nuptial thread. If she can't see it if she tries it.
Hello! How are you? - Fine.
Who's she, sister-in-law? - Your brother's case.
Brother's case? - I mean she came to your brother..
...regarding some case. Am I right? - Yes.
This is a nice sari. - We already bought it.
You might have bought it. We just want to see it once.
No. No. We don't show our saris to anyone.
Rambha, let's go. - Sir, let me pack the sari.
We don't get the saris packed when we buy them.
We take out saris in this way. - You don't want to pay the bill?
Brother, it's you? - Sister, it's you? Saundarya, it's you?
What are you doing here? - Buying some saris. - I see.
You never bought anything for me till now.
But sister-in-law brought me here to buy me a dress.
You completely misunderstood me.
Your sister-in-law brought you to the sari..
...and I thought of bringing that sari to you.
What do you mean? - Did you think that I was buying..
...this sari for Rambha? No! She never wears saris.
It's for you. - Then why did you bring her here?
For selection. - I would've come here had you called me.
I thought of giving you a surprise. - Why don't you..
...show the same interest in finding a groom for me? - Ok.
Where are you going? - You asked me to find a groom.
I am going to find one for you. - Sir, your bill!
She will pay the bill. - Ok.
Why should I pay the bill for a sari that you bought?
How does it matter who pays the bill!
It's our money, isn't it? Pay the bill.
You are very clever. You bought a sari for me..
...but you gave it to your sister and Rambha.
I didn't know that they would come there.
If you hadn't known that why did you took me to that..
...particular shop. - That's what I am unable to understand it.
Someone must be spying on us.
Ok, then, let's go to some other shop.
He's not a college student to bunk his class..
...whenever you would call him.
He needs to go to give security to minister in half an hour.
Why don't you tell her! - Yes.
Why don't you directly tell me that you don't want to..
...buy a sari for me? - It's not because I don't want to..
...but it's because I don't have the time to buy one.
I can buy it for you tomorrow.
The wedding is on tomorrow itself.
Wear an old sari for this time.
You can wear a new sari the next time.
You want my friend to get married again..
...so that you could buy me a sari?
Why? Isn't my sir marrying again?
Hey, mind your business. - ok, then, do one thing.
What? - By friend's boyfriend has a Honda City car.
She asked me to come to the train..
...and that she would send a car for me.
Tomorrow if you give me this Benz car..
...I will go to her place in this car and get back to her!
Ok, you can take it.
Oh God! It's 80' clock. I need to send the car to Rambha.
You can take as much time as you want. Show them..
...Golkonda tomb, Char Minar, I-Max theatre and the zoo.
Don't worry. I will take care of that.
If needed I will take them to Ramoji Film city, Mount Opera..
...and Mother Kanaka Durgamma's temple as well.
You need take us to that temple. It's in our town.
Ok, get in.
Hey, where are you taking the car?
I am sending father-in-law and Smita for site-seeing.
At this time? - Yes. - They can go tomorrow.
We won't be here tomorrow. We are leaving tonight.
You can see these sights when you come here next time.
What's so urgent now! - They fear that there might be..
...a separate Telangana. - It won't be right to stop them now.
That's not the thing. The car is.. - To go to the station?
Ask your SP to give you a lift. You carry on. - Tata.
Tata Safari. Tata lndica. And now it's Tata phone.
Hello! - Hi, darling! Did you send the car for me?
That fatso send my father and sister on site-seeing..
...without my knowledge. - You mean you are not sending..
...that car for me? - I could send it only if it's here.
I trusted you and missed the train as well.
Shall I send my police jeep? - If I go there on your jeep..
...they will think that I am a call-girl. - You are right.
They might even think that you are a thief.
Shall I arrange a taxi? - Arrange a rickshaw instead.
He might not be able to drive so far. - Shut up!
What's here? - A stationery shop.
We can do without seeing the stationery shop.
We have such shops at every nook and corner.
I think that it's some heritage stationery shop, father.
I didn't stop here to show you this shop.
I stopped here to buy a water bottle for you.
Along with that water-bottle bring a guthka(betel seed) packet.
Daughter. - It's for you, father.
Thank God! I thought it's for you.
Don't wait for others to help you out.
You will eventually get disappointed.
Don't forget the truth.$
Hey, Nana Patekar! What are you doing here?
I am.. The car.. the sister.. - Why are you so tensed?
I don't want to lie to you. - What's that truth?
Don't force me to tell that truth, madam.
You relation with our SI will be damaged.
It's alright. Tell me what it is..
-..L will tell you about it only if you.
...promise me that you won't ask my sir about it.
No, I won't ask him. Promise.
No, Miss. You are our SI's property. I can't touch you.
You asked for the car to attend a marriage, didn't you? - Yes.
He doesn't want to give you the car.
He feared that you might see the car if he takes it..
...to the station or if it's at home, so he asked me to take..
...his father and sister in a car and to show them something..
...till evening.
But he said that that fatso sent them without telling him..
He might have fooled you.
You seem to be a very nice girl.
That's why I want to tell you another truth as bonus.
What's that? - He's a thief. A goon. A criminal.
Isn't he an SI? - He's Vijayawada's Manohar in..
...police uniform. He promised to marry you, didn't he?
He swore on me. - I knew that.
You will also face the same fate that my sister faced.
What happened to your sister? - My sister! My sweetheart!
She used to be a very conservative girl.
He saw her and trapped her and loved her..
...and than made her pregnant and when she asked him..
...to marry her he said 'who are you'.
My sister couldn't bear that shock and drank poison..
...and killed herself. - My God! Calm down!
I told you all these things as I didn't want you..
...to face the same fate that my sister faced.
He looks so innocent. Is he such big rogue?
If you want to see how big a rogue he is..
...you will have to do one thing, Miss. - What's that?
Oh God! Why is she coming here? - Let her come.
Sooner or later she will come to your house.
You are right, but if that fatso sees her..
...she will get very angry. - Do you think she will beat me?
Take a risk. If she gives you divorce in her anger..
...then you can marry the girl of your choice. - You are right.
You gave me a nice idea. I will give you a raise of ten rupees..
...from next month onwards. - A raise of 10 rupees?
The income-tax people might doubt you. - Shut up!
Come on, darling! I wanted to give you a call. - What for?
Because I didn't see your yesterday.
I need to talk to you. - Let's sit inside and talk.
Isn't your wife there at home? - I am not scared of her.
Come. Sit down.
Hey, you! I'm calling you! - Why are you shouting like that?
My would-be wife is here.
Do you want me to bring a garland? - No.
Bring a coffee.
So what's up, darling? - How can you do this..
...In your wife's presence! - She's not my wife.
She's the knife that's cutting my life into pieces.
I have got nothing to do with her.
From now onwards you are my life.
From today onwards you will have to stay here. - Here?
But before marriage.. - I am married.
But I am not married to you. If we live before marriage..
They will think you are his concubine.
Hey, you! I told you what the society will think.
Sooner or later I am going to marry you.
We shouldn't waste our time anymore.
What are you doing! She might see us. - Let her see.
But still she is your wife. She might feel bad. - She won't.
Hey, Fatso! Are you feeling bad?
Why would it bother me when it doesn't bother you!
Have you heard her! She doesn't feel about anything.
What is this! - If we move closely she will get upset..
...and she will divorce you.
You bring your luggage. We can have some good time.
What will I do if you don't marry me after using me?
Then you will have to start the business of selling love.
Hey, you!
Why do you have such doubt? - You are ready to leave..
...your wife whom you married in front of everyone.
What's the guaranty that you won't leave me tomorrow!
How can I betray you! - Then will house on my name.
For my safety. Even if you leave me after..
...you get over me, still I'll have something to fall back on.
You will get slapped. - By whom?
By my father. - This house is on his name, not yours.
Is that true? - I think it's true.
Then make a fixed deposit of 1 crore on my name. - 1 crore?
That sort of money.. - You don't have that amount?
Then how much do you have? - How much cash do we have..
...at home? - After deducting this month's expenditure..
...from your salary there is 220 rupees left.
I am not talking about my salary.
I am talking about the money your father gave us.
That's my jacket-money, but not your pocket-money.
Alright. I have 200 rupees. Shall I deposit it in post office?
The amount will become double after 7 and 112 years-.
So except that change you don't have any other assets?
Yes, he has a 1973 model Hero cycle.
If you sell that you can easily get 200-250 rupees.
Won't she? - You shut up!
I have SI's job. - What's your salary?
After deductions I get 10,000 rupees.
Do you know how much I earn? - 25,000 rupees.
Then we can live very happy with our combined salary.
Shut up! When I saw you in Five-star hotels..
...with a Benz car and a bungalow in Jubilee Hills..
...I thought you were some millionaire and chased you.
That means you didn't love me?
You are not Aamir Khan or Shah Rukh Khan..
...that I would fall for your looks.
He doesn't even look like Kader Khan.
It's completely wrong. It's justice.
That you don't even look like Kader Khan? - Shut up!
It's completely wrong. - What's wrong!
Just like you wanted a beautiful girl..
...I too wanted a millionaire. What's wrong in it?
You are not wrong. I am very sure that you will get..
...a better looking and a far richer person than you.
My Rohit is far better than you. - Who's Rohit?
My ex-boyfriend. - You mean you are a secondhand girl?
Are you a firsthand man?
He said that he will buy me an Accent car..
...and a double bedroom flat. And he isn't married as well.
He's a fresh candidate. - I might have got married..
...but I am almost a fresh candidate. - Don't touch!
Please don't talk like that. I really love you.
But I came to you as I thought you are rich.
I will die if you talk like that. - Just go ahead.
It doesn't matter to me anymore.
Hi, Rohit! Where are you? Yes, I'm coming.
Don't be upset. Forget this Rambha, you will definitely..
...get another Shreya or Bhumika.
You are mother of patience.
You are epitome of greatness.
You are mother of patience.
You are epitome of greatness.
You are consoling him like people console..
...a boy who fails in tenth standard.
You are telling him that he will get Shreya or Rambha?
I am feeling bad to see him in such condition.
So you want to support him in whatever he's doing..
...and you want to will this property in their names..
...and to unite them and you would joins the nuns?
I will tell you what I will do.
Why are you feeling so bad, sir?
I loved Rambha as much as Sania Mirza loves tennis.
Forget her, sir. She's totally a commercial girl.
If you keep on thinking about her and neglect your duty..
...you will lose your job as well.
Alright. He might arrive. Stop the traffic. - Stop!
Stop! Stop! Everyone stop there!
Why are you stopping the traffic, sir!
The CM will be going on this route. Stop for a while.
Hello! - When you come home for lunch..
...bring one kg sweets and dry fruits from Pulla Reddy shop.
Why? Isn't the size you have right now sufficient for you?
It's not for me. It's for your brother.
But I don't have a brother. - Mr. Nagarjuna.
Akkineni Nagarjuna is my brother?
He's not Akkineni Nagarjuna, but he's Mikkilineni Nagarjuna.
Who's he? - He's the groom who's coming to see me.
But I didn't arrange for anyone. - I read the matrimonial ads..
...and contacted him.
Where's the CM? - Do you have some work with him?
That's not the thing. By now I would've reached office..
...and taken a nap by now. - What's the need to..
...go to office for sleeping! You can do that at home.
Will you give me salary for that? - For your sleeping?
The CM's here.
Where is he, sir? We can't even hear his siren.
He's not here. He's in air.
What's this! How can you stop the traffic on road..
...for the CM who is traveling in air.
Where's your helmet? - Where's your seat belt?
And why are you talking on your cell-phone?
Don't talk about rules, or else we will also have to talk.
Alright, sir. - You may go now.
Go. Go.
Why are you so dull, sir? Are you worried that the CM..
...might not have seen our salutations from his helicopter!
No. I have to go home urgently. - Then go home.
Why did you return with empty hands!
I asked you to bring sweets, didn't I?
There is not sweet or hot dish! Where's the groom?
Who's he? I haven't seen an uglier man in my life.
He's Mr. Nagarjuna whom I told you about.
Is he Nagarjuna? - Yes, brother.
Don't call me brother. - Since you are Saundarya's..
...first husband I should call you brother.
Thank God you didn't call me daddy.
By the way who gave you that name?
If Nagarjuna's fans know about this matter they will tie you..
...down at centre and bash you up with a cycle-chain.
Hello! Nagarjuna was born after 20 years of my birth..
...and copied my name. If you don't want to call me..
"Nagarjuna, you can call me Nag. - It's great.
You stop it! We will decide it later on what to call you..
...but first of all tell me why you didn't get married yet.
Who told you that I didn't get married yet?
Then why are you getting married again?
Can't my first wife die? Can't I get married again?
You mean this is your second marriage? - No.
This will be my third marriage. - Your first passed away.
What happened to your second wife? - I lost her.
Lost her have a number of meanings.
Did she die? Or did she go to her mother's place?
Or did she elope with someone?
Tick the last option. She eloped with my scooter-driver.
What did you do then? - Do you think he's the last driver..
...In this world? I hired another driver.
How can you marry a person with such an ugly past?
Have you seen his face closely?
It looks like an over-burnt slice of bread.
Once I went for good-looks and got fooled.
That's why I don't want to judge a man by his looks..
...this time round. I will judge him by his nature.
Well-said, Sou! - Sou?
I want to call Saundarya with that name, brother.
I will kill you if you call me brother one more time.
You are too old a person to marry her. - Hello!
Stop kidding me! I am not too old.
I am not 100-150 years old. I am just 62 years old.
Like whiskey's companion is soda..
...a man should have a female companion.
I can spend the day time alone, but at night..
...It's very difficult to spend time alone.
And also I couldn't become a father even after..
...spending considerable time with my two wives.
But this time.. - What! You have that ambition as well?
Yes, brother. If a man doesn't become a father..
...he is not a man enough. If I become a father..
...I will name my son after you.
If a grandpa like you has a child then you will have to..
...name him after his neighbor.
A baby girl will be born. She will take after his mother.
A baby boy will be born. He will take after his father.
What happened, darling? - Why are you behaving..
...as if you are married to her! Move aside!
Shall I call the doctor? - There's no need for that.
You made a mistake in Ooty. This is the affect of that.
What do you mean? - I am expecting.
Shall I laugh or cry now? - Yahoo!
Congratulations, dear! Here's the bouquet!
Hey, I am the one who's going to be the father!
But we will get married by then.
So I will be called his father.
This is what is called good fortune.
Where did you come from to worsen my life!
If she will walk next to you, people will assume..
...that you are taking your granny to her in-laws' place..
...but no one will think that it's his wife.
Let them assume that they want to. I don't want publicity.
I want partner. - I won't let you marry my wife at any cost.
You don't have the rights to say that, brother.
We exchanged our hearts. And we are majors.
Whatever you might say, I am taking this knife in my hand..
...and swear that I will marry my darling Sou.
Why you are coughing all the times?
Do you expect me to sneeze when I get cough?
I would've have coughed if I hadn't had TB.
So it's TB! It's TB?
I got it because of cigarettes and betel seeds..
...but don't have this disease by birth.
So you smoke and chew betel leaves as well?
I smoke when I drink. I am not addicted to smoking.
No. Don't say one more word!
Did you hear what he said! How can you marry him!
I will take him to temple and marry him.
I don't have any objection even if it's a registrar office.
You shut up! You won't live happily if you marry..
...this old, sick person. - Am I living happily..
...after marrying a young and healthy person like you?
What happened? Why are you so tensed? - My wife is..
...getting ready to marry a sick person Sati Anasuya.
He's very old. You can see his expiry date in his eyes.
A lady left by her husband won't get Mahesh Babu..
...and Prabhas. It's quite natural.
Hey, I don't want her to suffer. - It's not new to her.
Her bad days started the day she married you.
Saundarya is a very nice girl. She has all the qualities..
...of a good wife expect her weight.
I want her to happily all her life.
I want to give you a message if you don't mind.
Since you are my senior officer all these days I have been..
...giving you senseless ideas, but even I don't want you to..
...leave her, sir.
You like her. You want her to live happily.
So please don't divorce her and stay with her, sir.
A lot of men get a beautiful wives..
...but only a few people get understanding wives.
You are very lucky regarding that matter, sir.
Madam, sir is here. The moment is very auspicious.
Yes, I'm coming.
Look after the house. I will be back in a couple of days.
Are you going to your parents' house? - I'm going to hospital.
What for? - For abortion?
Abortion? No, don't do that. - Who are you to say that!
I am your husband. - The day you wanted divorce from me..
...you lost your rights of being a husband.
I am not your old husband. I am a new husband.
You are not my new husband. My new husband is..
...Mr. Nagarjuna. - Don't go by his name.
He is a letdown on Mr. Nagarjuna's name.
I feel like kicking him even when I think of him.
When you feel like kicking him even when you think of him..
...how must I have felt when you brought another woman..
...to this house and when you kissed her in front of me?
How would you have felt if I too moved with another man..
...just like you did with her! - He would've got a heart attack.
I made a mistake. Please forgive me. - Sorry.
Now I can't make a mistake of forgiving you.
Please don't talk like that. Woman is incarnation..
...of forgiveness and patience. - And also of anger! - Shut up!
Trust me. I am a changed man now. - I have also changed.
You are not the only person who has a heart..
...but I too have one. - You've a bigger heart than mine.
Please forgive me with a big heart. - How can I forgive you!
I am also a self-respecting woman. I want divorce.
Don't talk about divorce. Please listen to me.
I have been listening to you ever since our marriage.
It won't be called marriage if one person speaks..
...and the other person listens all the times.
Don't assault the fish that's already dead.
It's not fish, but it's a snake. - I know that.
That's what everyone says. I said fish for variety.
Yes, you men always want variety.
You want beauty and wealth. Only men can have wishes?
Can't we women have wishes? - Why not?
Both have wishes and desires. That's why they arrange..
...for the fight night. - Don't divert the topic.
If women also thinks of variety then 90% of men..
...won't get married. If a woman questions a man's manliness..
...In the bedroom even once, then the man will lead..
...an impotent's life for the rest of his life.
Don't use such heavy dialogues. I will be hurt.
I am very sensitive person. - Even now you came to me..
...because Rambha rejected you.
If she wanted you instead of wealth..
...you would've left me and went with her, right?
You liked the wealth my father gave you, you like the car..
...my father gave you, you liked the house my father gave you.
But you didn't his daughter. Is it my fault if I am fat?
I am sorry. I asked you to forgive me.
How can she forgive you! When the SP asked..
...for a party you took a rented wife!
How can she spend the rest of her life with you when you..
...feel ashamed to introduce her the world as your wife!
That's what the problem is, isn't it? Come with me.
Mr. S.P. Balasubramanyam! Mrs. Susheela!
Mr. Manu! Mrs. Chitra! Mr. Chakri! Mrs. Sunita!
Mr. Mani Sharma! Mrs. Janaki! Mr. Koti! Mrs. Kaushalya!
Mr. Patnayak! All of you come outside!
Why are you screaming! Are you drunk? - No, sir.
I want to tell all of you a truth.
Do you know who she is? She's my wife.
She's my better-half. She's my spouse. She's my companion.
She's my partner. She's my consort. She's my beloved.
She's my wife. She's the love of my wife. - ok, we got it.
You need not say it in so many ways.
Don't show off. We too have wives!
Wives? - Yes, of course!
Tell me who your other wives are.
I said it in the flow. You are my only wife.
I didn't show you people my wife..
...because I thought that you will laugh at me..
...as my wife is very fat.
Why would we laugh at you, sir?
Look at me, I am so fat. Look at my wife, she's so slim.
But we live happily. We are leading a happy married life.
Physical appearances don't matter in a marriage.
What matters is love, honesty and understanding!
Look at me. I am black, stout and ugly.
Look at my wife, how fair, tall and beautiful she is.
But we have a beautiful marriage.
Made for each other is about how much you love each other..
...but not about how beautiful you are. - Well-said!
Hindu marriage institution is respected all over the world.
It's not the greatness of marriage bureaus..
...or the priests who conduct marriages..
...but it's because of the husband and wife..
...who overlook each other's drawbacks..
...and lead a happy married life. - You are right, sir.
We need a person who will love us unconditionally..
...but not a body which will deteriorate sooner or later.
I learnt it a bit late. - At least from now onwards..
...don't trouble your wife and take good care of her.
Great. You shall be my husband in month as well.
It's not next month, but you should say next birth as well.
You'll be my husband in next birth as well?
That's what I don't like about you. Goodbye, Raj Babu.
Alright, sir. ok, sir. Sorry for the disturbance.
Goodnight. Goodnight.
Hi, Sou! - Hi, Nag!
You scoundrel! I could win my wife back with a lot of difficulty.
If you disturb me again I will bring Mukesh Rishi..
...and get you killed. - You will get my grandpa killed?
Grandpa? - Yes, grandson!
To mend your ways I just acted a scene..
...In my granddaughter's script.
You didn't mean it when you said you wanted to divorce me?
Why would I lose a good husband like you!
I wanted you as much as you wanted Rambha.
You are so nice, Saundarya. - You know only a quarter..
...of madam's greatness. No matter whatever you did..
...she always said that her husband is a nice fellow..
...but she never complained even her parents about you.
Madam is great enough to sit next to Sita, Sati and Anasuya.
...Sita, Sati and Anusiya. At least from now onwards..
...learn from your mistakes and lead a happy married life, sir.
I will mend my ways. You bring milk and fruits immediately.
Are you feeling shy? - You are still wearing clothes.
Why would I feel shy? - But I am feeling a but shy..
...as this is our second first night.
Light. - Get rid of it. - My clothes?
No, the light. - Ok.
O my beloved one! O my beloved one!
I am waiting for you since the beginning of the universe.
I am drying to get you into my arms.
'Wow! What a great chick! If she becomes my wife..'
'..my life will become heaven.'
'He will not change. Not just he, but there are many men..'
'..who will never change. It's very strange, but a person..'
'..is never content with what he has and he always..'
'..yearns for something he doesn't have.'
'It doesn't matter if he's good-looking or ugly..'
'..if he's rich or poor, if he's a big person or a small one..'
'..but everyone wants to get married to..'
'..either Miss. India or Miss. Universe..'
'..or to enjoy with a sports-star or a pop-star.'
'If everyone thinks like that then expect those..'
'..30 or 40 odd men no one will get married.'
'That's why we've to be content with the person we get.'
'That's the best policy. So you want to say that..'
'..that's what you are doing. ok, then, carry on with it.'
'Best wishes from us.'