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NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND...
WOULD BUY THIS STUFF.
NOR WOULD THEY GO TO RUMMAGE SALES.
IT'S AS DUMB AS SKIPPING SCHOOL.
OH, WAIT...
AH... NOW HOW ABOUT THESE?
NOT WITHOUT THE PLATFORM SHOES.
OH, I THINK I SHOULD KEEP THESE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
AH...I JUST REMEMBERED...
I HAVE A THING.
JUST EXCUSE ME.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I FINISHED WORK EARLY.
YOU DIDN'T SAY SHE'D BE HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LATE.
COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
WHY SHOULD I GO?
I DON'T KNOW, JUST GO BEFORE SHE SEES YOU.
SO, WHAT IF SHE SEES ME.
JAKE...
WHY'S IT HAVE TO BE SOME DARK SECRET?
COME ON, PLEASE.
[ SLAM! ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
PAPER BOY.
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HI...IS THIS ROBERT?
( SEDUCTIVELY ) THIS IS DARLA...
HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING?
OH, YOU ARE, ARE YOU?
WELL, I'M WEARING A VERY SEXY PAIR...
OF FOUR-INCH BLACK PATENT HIGH HEELS...
AND A PAIR OF BLACK SILK STOCKINGS, VERY SHEER...
WITH LONG, THIN SEAMS THAT GO
AAAALL THE WAY UP THE BACK OF MY LEG.
OF COURSE...
I ALWAYS WEAR A GARTER BELT.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT OFF FOR ME?
[ ♪♪♪ ]
( ANN ): JELLO....?
( TERRI ): WHIPPED CREAM, HONEY...
THERE'S EVEN AN ENTIRE SECTION ON VEGETABLES! J
( ANN ): THEY DO COVER THE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS.
( TERRI ): THEY'RE NOT ALL WEIRDOS, EITHER...
...I HAD AN CONVERSATION
...ABOUT GARTER BELTS WITH A BANK PRESIDENT.
WHY WERE YOU MAKING PHONE CALLS, TERRI?
SEX IN THE '90s DEALS WITH PHONE SEX.
YOU DON'T DO PHONE SEX, TERRI.
JUST HEAR ME OUT...
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
I STAYED AT MY PLACE.
YOU MIGHT HAVE CALLED ME.
MARGE MIGHT'VE ANSWERED THE PHONE.
J.C. - WHO'S DOING THE BACKGROUNDER
ON SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES?
WHAT BACKGROUNDER?
THE ONE I ASKED YOU FOR MONDAY.
YOU NEVER ASKED ME FOR ANYTHING MONDAY.
YES, I DID.
NO, OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE ASSIGNED IT.
YOU MEAN IT HASN'T BEEN ASSIGNED?
HOW CAN I, IF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT?
WE TALKED AFTER MONDAY'S MEETING.
I NEED IT TODAY.
SORRY, WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT.
BUT IF YOU WANT,
I'LL GET YOU A BACKGROUNDER.
@@ THANK-YOU.
BUT WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT.
( TERRI ): KNOW WHAT MARIA CHARGES PER CALL?
@@@@@@@@
HOW MUCH?
$35...KNOW HOW MUCH SHE GETS?
EIGHT BUCKS.
WHO GETS THE REST?
THE SERVICE.
KNOW WHO RUNS MOST OF THE SERVICES?
ARE WE PLAYING 20 QUESTIONS?
THE MOB.
AH...CAN YOU PROVE THAT?
SOON.
HOW?
I OPENED MY OWN SERVICE.
YOU WHAT?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
SHE GETS PHONE SEX,
I GET VIDEO DATING SERVICES.
SHE GETS HEAVY BREATHERS,
@
YOU GET PICTURES.
YOU WANT TO SEE MY PICTURES?
HI, MY NAME IS WENDY.
I'M LOOKING FOR A NON-SMOKING, NON- DRINKING PETER PAN
...WHO'S BEEN CELIBATE FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS.
I'M INTO HOLISTIC BEING, YOGURT CULTURE,
AND MY HEROES ARE PAT NIXON AND OLIVE DIEFENBAKER.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I NEED A STORY.
( TERRI ): IT'S HOW I GET THE STORY.
( ANN ): YOU SHOULD'VE TALKED TO ME FIRST.
THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME.
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?
MARIA SAYS WHEN SOMEONE OPENS A NEW OPERATION,
THE MOB THREATENS TO BREAK LEGS
UNLESS THEY GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION.
THEY'LL CALL IN A DAY OR TWO.
THEN WHAT?
THEN, I SET UP A MEETING...
AND TAPE IT WITH A HIDDEN CAMERA.
IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
MIKE!
I'D DO IT IN A RESTAURANT.
WAIT...
WE'RE NOT TALKING BOY SCOUTS HERE...
WHAT IF THEY DECIDE TO BREAK YOUR LEGS,
JUST
WHY WOULD THEY?
O MAKE ME AN OFFER,
YOU SURE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH IT?
YEAH...
I'VE DONE MANY SCARIER STORIES.
OKAY...DO IT.
[ PHONE RINGING ]
EXCUSE ME.
COME ON, SMILE...
IT'LL BE A GREAT SERIES.
[ RRRRING! ]
?
SURE...IT'S $35.
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT.
WE TAKE VISA OR MASTERCARD.
THE EXPIRY DATE?
MIKE...
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.
OH, COME ON.
TERRI IS MAKING OBSCENE PHONE CALLS,
AND CHARGING FOR THEM.
SHE'S WORKING ON A STORY.
SEX IN THE '90s IS NOT A STORY,
IT'S A RATINGS GIMMICK.
IT'S AN OLD RATINGS GIMMICK.
LOOK WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.
SEVEN'S DOING DRUG WARS,
FOUR'S DOING PANIC IN THE HOSPITALS...
SO?
THEY'LL SCARE EVERYONE,
THEIR RATINGS GO THROUGH THE ROOF,
AND OURS GO INTO THE TOILET.
SEX IN THE '90s MIGHT KEEP US ALIVE.
WHAT? @@
I THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU FIRST CAME HERE...
YOUR PEP-TALKS ON GOOD, SOLID REPORTING
AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM...
PH'gE SEX IS BIG BUSINESS...
TEN IN M
AR
IF THE MOB'S RUNNING IT,
THAT
LET'S DO A STORY ON THE MOB.
DROP THE *** PEEP SHOWS AND ALL THAT CRAP.
PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED...
I'M NOT!!
SO I'M A DIRTY OLD MAN.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
MAYBE YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THE SERIES.
SO I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SEX?
I DON'T KNOW.
@
DO YOU?
ONLY WHEN IT'S EXPLOITED.
( TERRI ): NOBODY ANSWERS THIS PHONE.
...IF I'M NOT HERE, LET IT RING.
BOARD?
HELP ME OUT, OKAY?
"GOOD MORNING CHANNEL 10 NEWS"...
ISN'T WHAT THESE PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR.
WHY NOT GIVE THE REAL THRILL...
TELL HIM WE'RE TAPING!
HI, DAVID?
IT'S DARLA.
WHAT'S SHE DOING IN THERE?
ORAL SEX.
WHAT EXTENSION IS SHE ON?
RY, TANT...
TO HAVE A LEATHER COUCH IN YOUR OFFICE...
WOUL
MMM... WHAT KIND OF PAPERWORK?
NOTHING BETTER TO DO?
LISTEN TO THIS.
I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE.
NO, NO... IT'S GREAT!
( ANN ): I'M NOT INTERESTED IN OBSCENE PHONE CALLS.
SHE TURNS THEM ON...
AND INTERVIEWS AT THE SAME TIME!
AND YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A *** TEENAGER.
WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP AND GET BACK TO WORK...
...ALL OF YOU.
GROW UP?
YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
SO, WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
I'M JUST ANOTHER GUY IN THE OFFICE.
RIGHT?
THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
EXCEPT YOU'D NEVER TALK TO ANYONE ELSE
LIKE YOU JUST TALKED TO ME.
I'M SORRY.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.
I SAID I'M SORRY.
WE'RE DOING A SERIES ON SEX IN THE '90s...
...AND OUR RELATIONSHIP
IS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE '50s.
NO, IT'S NOT.
YES IT IS...
IT'S A SECRET, RIGHT?
MOST OFFICE ROMANCES ARE.
OFFICE ROMANCES ARE A DIME A DOZEN.
THEY WRITE ABOUT THEM IN NEWSPAPERS AND MAGAZINES.
THEY'RE IN THE ETIQUETTE BOOKS!
THAT'S IT...YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY?
NOT HERE, NOT NOW.
WELL, I DO.
EITHER WE COME OUT OF THE CLOSET,
OR WE FORGET ABOUT IT.
[ RRRRRING! ]
HELLO?
YES, THIS IS A NEW SERVICE.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW...
BUSINESS IS PRETTY GOOD SO FAR.
HOW MUCH BETTER COULD YOU MAKE IT?
.
GOOD... WHAT IS IT?
THE PHONE SEX MEETING.
I'M MEETING HIM AT THE PALACE.
WHERE'S BOBBY?
AT THE DRUG STORE.
WHAT'S SHE DOING AT THE DRUG STORE?
SHOOTING SKIN MAGAZINES.
WELL, I NEED HER!
SHE'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.
OH, GOD...
I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET THIS GUY THEN.
PHONE HER.
HAVE HER MEET ME THERE IN HALF AN HOUR.
OH, AND I NEED A MINI-CAM...
AND A WIRELESS MIKE.
ANYBODY CARE WHAT I NEED?
T.C....
WHAT IS THE PROTOCOL ON THE G.G.?
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THE WHAT?
THE GOVERNOR GENERAL...
IS IT THE RIGHT HONOURABLE,
OR HIS EXCELLENCY?
THIS COULDN'T WAIT, COULD IT?
ONLY IF I'M TO MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF
DURING THE NEWS BREAK.
( MALE VOICE ): I CALLED ABOUT YOUR AD IN THE PAPER.
THAT'S RIGHT... COME ON IN.
I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME.
UH...BURT.
THAT'S RIGHT, AS IN REYNOLDS.
NO, AS IN ERNIE, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY.
THAT'S RIGHT...
YOU SAID BURT, I SAID ERNIE.
CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOU.
OKAY, TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET.
NICE!
TURN AROUND.
FLEX.
VERY NICE!
LIZ...IS BOBBI THERE, PLEASE?
OKAY, WELL PUT J.C. ON, OKAY?
JUST TELL HIM TO GET OFF THE PHONE!
DARLA?
I'M GERRY.
[ AHEM! ] HI...
SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
NO, NO... THAT'S FINE.
I GOT HERE SOONER THAN I THOUGHT.
DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?
YEAH, FINE.
YOU DO HAVE A GREAT VOICE.
THANK YOU!
UH...GAY, STRAIGHT OR BI?
UH...STRAIGHT.
COUPLES?
YOU KNOW, SOME HUSBANDS LIKE TO WATCH.
UH, NO...THANKS.
ARE YOU SMART?
@
DO YOU READ BOOKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT?
YEAH...
I THINK I'LL SEND YOU TO CHRISTINA.
WHO'S CH
PPER.
IF SHE LIKES YOU, YOU'RE LOOKING AT...
MAYB
BUT, SHE'S VERY DEMANDING.
MY KIND OF WOMAN.
BE NICE...
SHE'S MY BEST CUSTOMER.
I WILL.
AND...LOSE THE BEARD.
OH...OH, THE BEARD.
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WELL...I DON'T KNOW.
YOU DON'T KNOW... WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
NO PROBLEM, REALLY.
WAITING FOR SOMEBODY?
NO...NO, NO.
SINCE WE SAT HERE,
YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
YOU'RE MAKING ME VERY NERVOUS.
YOU ARE MAKING ME VERY NERVOUS.
ME? WHAT ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT?
YOU WORK FOR ME,
I MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET HURT.
WE MAKE LOTS OF MONEY.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED.
GOOD...
THEN WE'VE GOT A DEAL.
NO, NO...I'M NOT SAYING THAT, EITHER.
YOU'D BETTER.
WELL, IT SEEMS YOU'RE GETTING THE BETTER PART OF THE DEAL.
THE WAY I SEE IT,
YOU'RE COMING OUT WAY AHEAD.
YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR HEALTH.
( TERRI ): I THOUGHT...
...HE'D BEAT ME UP IN THE CAFE!
WHERE WERE YOU?
SHE WAS SHOOTING FOR J.C.
WHEN I LEFT,
@@
HE WAS PHONING YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHO HE CALLED,
BUT IT WASN'T ME.
I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED
A MINI-CAM AND A WIRELESS MIKE.
IF YOU'D CALLED, I'D HAVE BEEN THERE.
OKAY...
I KNOW I CALLED HER.
ALRIGHT...
WE BLEW THIS COLLECTIVELY.
I DID MY JOB.
KNOCK IT OFF.
SETH...
...W PHONE WITH BOBBI
THE
WHEN YOU ASKED ME ABOUT THE GOVERNOR GENERAL?
NO.
WHAT?
YOU HUNG UP TO GET THE ANSWER.
BOBBI, TERRI, ANN...MY OFFICE.
DID YOU GIVE HIM AN ANSWER?
NO...HE SAID HE'S GOING TO CALL.
TODAY?
HE DIDN'T SAY.
WHY NOT GO W WHAT WE'VE GOT?
WHAT DO WE GOT?
THE GUY'S A ***.
PHONE SEX IS LEGAL.
HE THREATENED HER!
IT'S MY WORD AGAINST HIS.
LET'S GO WITH THE PHONE SEX,
AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.
THAT WAS CHEAP AND TACKY...
A FEW HOURS AGO.
SET UP ANOTHER MEETING.
I THINK ONE IS ALL YOU GET...
JUST ENOUGH TO SCARE YOU.
J.C., CAN I SEE YOU?
YOU OKAY?
@@
I'M FINE.
YOU SURE?
LET'S NOT TURN IT INTO A MELODRAMA.
I GOOFED, AND I'M SORRY.
TWICE.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU.
THINGS OKAY AT HOME?
YES, FINE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SOMETHING IS BUGGING YOU.
YEAH...I MADE ONE MISTAKE TODAY,
ONE.
WE DID NOT DISCUSS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES...
I MAKE ONE MISTAKE,
AND SUDDENLY I'VE GOT A PROBLEM?
GIVE ME A BREAK.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET THIS WOMAN?
ARE YOU KIDDING, IT'S A GREAT STORY.
IT'S TWISTED, MAN.
EXACTLY - FEMALE PIMPS, BUSINESSWOMEN BUYING SEX...
MEN BEING TREATED LIKE SEX OBJECTS...
I MEAN, WHEN SHE GRABBED ME,
SHE REALLY GRABBED M.
YOU ARE SO SCREWED UP.
YEAH, MAYBE.
I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT'D BE LIKE
TO BE A "KEPT" MAN...
SOMEBODY'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
HOW ARE WE GOING TO SHOOT THIS, ANYWAY?
I'LL GO ON THE DATE, AND WE RE-CREATE IT.
YOU'RE PRETTY SURE OF YOURSELF.
YOU'VE GOT TO PASS THE AUDITION FIRST.
[ DING-*** ]
YES?
I'M BURT...FROM THE AGENCY?
COME IN.
G.N.P.?
@@
GROSS NATIONAL PRODUCT -
THE SUM TOTAL OF ALL THE GOODS AND SERVICES...
PRODUCED BY ANY GIVEN COUNTRY...THANK YOU.
G.D.P.?
GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT, THE SUM TOTAL...
THAT'S FINE.
PLEASE USE A NAPKIN, NOT YOUR FINGERS.
STAND UP, PLEASE.
DON'T TOUCH ME, PLEASE.
NICE AFTERSHAVE, VERY SUBTLE.
SIX-ONE?
SIX-TWO.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FIGURE SKATING?
UH...NOT MUCH.
DO SOME RESEARCH.
ONE OF MY GU
HAS A DAUGHTER WHO'S COMPETITIVE.
UH...I DON'T DO GROUP THINGS.
IT'S A COCKTAIL PARTY.
OH.
MAYBE WE'D BETTER FORGET THIS WHOLE THING.
I DON'T THINK SO...
IN FACT, I THINK YOU'LL DO QUITE NICELY.
IF YOU HAVEN'T A TUX, PLEASE RENT ONE.
I WILL REIMBURSE YOU.
CLASSIC SHAWL COLLAR, DOUBLE- BREASTED...
AND, NO RUFFLES ON THE SHIRT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING.
MY PLEASURE.
WOULD YOU MIND IF I ASKED YOU A LITTLE FAVOUR?
CAN I CALL YOU SOMETHING OTHER THAN BURT?
SURE...IT'S NOT MY REAL NAME ANYWAY.
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
HOLD THAT ELEVATOR!!
[ DULL RINGING SOUND ]
WHAT'S THAT?
I'M IMPRESSED.
PROBABLY JUST ELLIOT CHECKING UP ON ME.
HELLO?
DARLA...?
DARLA!... ARE YOU THERE?
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M OUT HERE...
...WAITING FOR AN ANSWER.
[ CLICK! ]
HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THIS NUMBER?
( TERRI ): WHEN I PLACED THAT AD,
THE UMBER
...WOULD REMAIN COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
WE MADE A MISTAKE.
THAT'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
SO, SUE US.
( ANN ): TECNICALLY, SHE CAN FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT.
HE WAS GOING TO GET THAT NUMBER,
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
( CLERK ): EVEN IF I SAID NO,
HE'D BE BACK WITH A COURT ORDER.
HOW'S HE GOING TO GET A COURT ORDER?
HE'S A COP.
WHERE YOU GOING?
I WANTED TO GET TO WORK EARLY.
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
I HAVE A LOT TO DEAL WITH TODAY.
( JAKE ): WHAT UR STUFF?
YOU THINK IF YOU IGNORE IT,
IT'LL GO AWAY?
ALL I CAN SEE ARE THE PROBLEMS.
I GIVE UP.
JAKE, I'M TRYING.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE LAST NIGHT.
WE WERE, AND IT MADE SOME SENSE.
THEN, FIRST THING TODAY I THOUGHT ABOUT BOBBI.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT BOBBI.
I DO...IF I GIVE YOU A GREAT ASSIGNMENT,
SHE WON'T á*** IT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE WITH ME?
GIVE IT TO HER.
I DON'T CARE.
WHAT ABOUT DAN?
IF HE GETS A GOOD ASSIGNMENT,
TERRI WILL THINK...
HE'S GOT SOME INSIDE TRACK TO ME THROUGH YOU.
TOUGH...THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.
LET THEM WORK IT OUT.
NO...IT IS OUR PROBLEM.
IT'S NOT MINE.
MY P)'BLEM IS KEEPING IT SECRET.
FINE... J
JAKE...
[ SLAM! ]
DO W THIS "GERRY" IS?
O
GERRY SALGADO...
...WHO WORKS OUT OF 45 DIVISION.
SO I
S.
WE STILL HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM...
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...NO TAPE.
YEAH.
DID HE CALL YOU TODAY?
THREE TIMES.
CAN YOU GET ANOTHER MEETING?
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
SOMETHING SAFER.
THERE MUST BE SOME OTHER WAY.
IF WE HAD THE COPS THERE...
YEAH, COPS.
DO YOU KNOW FRASER, THE ASSISTANT SUPERINTENDENT?
YEAH, HE'S A NICE GUY...
A REAL STRAIGHT-SHOOTER.
WE COULD TELL HIM WE'VE GOT A STORY
THAT WOULD MAKE 45 LOOK REAL BAD...
BUT BECAUSE WE'RE NICE,
WE'LL TELL HIM WHAT WE KNOW...
... IF HE LETS US BE THERE FOR THE BUST.
THAT SOUNDS REAL GOOD TO ME.
AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT BACK-UPS.
LET'S DO IT.
J.C.?
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT GUY...
WHO GOT GOVERNMENT GRANTS TO BUILD THOSE STRIP CLUBS?
TREMBLAY...WHY?
I WANT TO USE IT ON THE FOOTAGE FOR KEVIN'S PIECE.
UM...WAS IT LAST YEAR...AUGUST?
MAY - PARLIAMENT WAS STILL SITTING.
THE STORY MEETING'S AT 3.
@@
HOW DO I KNOW THIS IS TRUE?
WE'RE READY TO PUT IT ON AIR
YOU PUT A LOT OF CRAP ON AIR.
FINE, IF THAT'S HOW YOU WANT IT.
LOOK, I NEED PROOF...WITNESSES.
I NEED TAPE, I NEED SOMETHING.
YOU'VE GOT THE PROOF YOU WANT,
ONCE WE HAVE A DEAL.
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT MAKING DEALS.
I CAN HAVE YOU ARRESTED RIGHT NOW
FOR WITHHOLDING EVIDENCE!
THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS.
LOOK, THIS STUFF DRIVES ME CRAZY.
I MEAN, ONE BAD APPLE,
ONE BAD ***...
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
YEAH.
YEAH, WE HAVE A DEAL.
SO? SPILL!
AH, J.C. - ANN WANTED ME TO TELL YOU
THAT MEETING'S MOVED TO THREE...
THREE...I KNOW, THANK YOU.
YAH.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL, IT'S JUST A DATE.
BUT WOULD YOU ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH HER?
FOR MONEY?
CAN WE KEEP IT DOWN?
OKAY, WOULD YOU?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
GLORIA STEINHAM
WORKED AS A PLAYBOY BUNNY,
TO WRITE WHAT IT'S LIKE
...TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SEX OBJECT.
I'M DOING EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
YEAH, BUT SHE DIDN'T ENJOY IT.
HOW DID FRASER TAKET?
OH...HE DID HIS "ONE BAD APPLE" NUMBER,
THEN THREATENED TO JAIL ME...
REALLY?
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MADE HIM REALLY fúD?
THE FACT THAT c"RRY DIDN'T RECOGNISE ME.
COP LOGIC.
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CROOKED'S ONE THING, DUMB IS ANOTHER.
@
HE WAS IMPRESSED ON HOW I MESSED UP
TAPING THAT f"ETING. @@@@@@Jk
I DIDN'T TELL HIM.@@
HE KNEW AS J÷SO'g AS I SAID
WE NEEDED ANOTHER f"ETING.
DO"i HE TH$gK GERRY WILL BITE?
@
LITERALLY.
@
IM TO LUg!H,
HE SAID I SHOULD INVITE@@@@
SINCE HE NEVER TURNS DOWN A FREE MEAL.
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J.C....I'LL BE IN EDITING.
CAN YOU CALL ME FOR THE MEETING?
YEAH, SURE.
IT'S AT 3:00, RIGHT?
YES, THE STORY MEETING IS AT 3 O'CLOCK.
IF ONE MORE PERSON REMINDS ME OF THAT
I'M GOING TO PUNCH SOMEBODY'S LIGHTS OUT.
TAKE IT EASY...
BECAUSE I'M OLD?
WHO'S TALKING OLD?
WILL YOU LEAVE NOTES EVERYWHERE?
THEY DO THAT FOR ALZHEIMER'S...
J.C....
LET'S TAKE A WALK.
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM,
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM.
DOES GREY HAIR MEAN A SOFT BRAIN?
NO, IT DOESN'T.
ME LIKE IT DOES.
CAN I SEE YOU?
LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
I MOVED MY STUFF OUT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
CLARKE?
NAH...
DEFINITELY NOT THE "DARLA" TYPE.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CHANNEL SEVEN...
IT'S ABOUT FIVE MILES THAT WAY.
THAT-A-WAY?
...NOW THAT IS DARLA.
( CLARKE ): OH, DARLA...'YO BABY!
...T
WHO TOLD YOU?
OH, PLEASE... HURT ME GENTLY!
DANCE ACROSS MY CHEST...
WITH THOSE STILETTO HEELS!
WHO TOLD HIM?!!!
OH, TALK ABOUT THE LEATHER, PLEASE...
CLARKE...
BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT...
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??
WELL, I'VE GOT THIS GUY ON TAPE,
THAT CLAIMS THAT NOT ONLY DID YOU TALK TO HIM...
ABOUT DROPPING BOOTS, YOU DROPPED 'EM...
...FOR MONEY.
MOST OF THEM ARE JUST FAKIN' IT, YOU CAN TELL...
...BUT WITH DARLA, WHOOOOOA!
SHE WENT RIGHT FOR THE VERB.
YOU KNOW, HOW MUCH?
I SAID TWO BILLS, SHE SAID "OKAY"...
ER
AND I FIND MYSELF IN BED WITH A T.V. STAR!!
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO RUN THIS TAPE?
ME? NAHHHH...
CHANNEL SEVEN? I DON'T KNOW...
MAYBE, IF THE STORY CHECKS OUT.
AND, IF YOUR SEX BEATS OUR DRUGS.
WELCOME TO "SWEEPS WEEK."
HEY, COME ON...
I'D BURN THAT TAPE IF I COULD.
THANKS.
CLARKE, WHAT TIME DID HE CALL YOU?
AROUND 11.
WHAT TIME WAS YOUR MEETING WITH FRASER?
I WAS OUT OF THERE BY ABOUT 9:30.
SON-OF-A-GUN.
YOU THINK FRASER'S COVERING FOR GERRY?
I THINK HE'S RUNNING GERRY,
AND THIS WHOLE RACKET WAS FRASER'S IDEA.
APE,
FRASER KNOWS THAT.
IF WE DID, HE'D LET GERRY TAKE THE FALL.
HE'S MAKING LOTS OF MONEY
AND KNOWS WE HAVEN'T PROOF.
HE'S TRYING TO SCARE US.
DID HE CRAWL FROM UNDER A ROCK?
HE'S TAPED HER ASKING FOR A MEETING.
( TERRI ): I DID NONE OF THOSE THINGS!
HAVE YOU HEARD OF EDITING?
ANYONE WANT COFFEE?
PLEASE.
( CLARKE ): I'LL GET THIS BACK TO THE SHOP.
THANKS, CLARKE.
LATER.
TERRI...
I'LL BE BACK IN JUST A SECOND.
JAKE, WHAT IS GOING ON?
NOTHING...THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
COME ON, CAN'T WE WORK THIS OUT?
ALL WE DO IS TALK.
NOTHING CHANGES.
LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
JUST LET ME GET THROUGH SWEEPS WEEK.
I'VE GOT PROBLEMS UP TO HERE...
FINE, GO DEAL WITH THEM.
YOU'RE GOOD AT DEALING WITH WORK STUFF.
LOOK, YOU CAN'T...
LOOK AT YOU.
THE POINT IS, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT.
AND, YOU DID IT.
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW
I USED TO WORK WITH STUPID PEOPLE.
WELL, I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
[ SMACK! ]
DON'T...NOT AGAIN...
TERRI?
THE PHONE.
[ RRRRRRING! ]
I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT.
IT COULD BE GERRY.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM.
ANSWER THE PHONE.
WHO IS IT?
WELL TOUGH...
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
WHAT KIND OF STUFF?
LOOK, CUT THE CRAP.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
WHERE?
OKAY, BUT YOU TELL FRASER TO BE THERE.
JUST TELL HIM TO BE THERE!
[ SLAM! ]
SO?
SO, HE SAYS HE WANTS TO SPARE ME...
SOME VERY BAD PUBLICITY.
( "MAC" ): I'M SORRY...
I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU'D BOOKED THE CREW.
WHAT CREW?
I DON'T HAVE A CREW...
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CALM DOWN...
SOMEBODY GET A DOCTOR!
ARE YOU OKAY?
A GLASS OF WATER...
TAKE A DRINK OF THAT.
NO...
JUST RELAX, J.C.
IT'S OKAY.
CHRISTINA'S REALLY GLAD YOU BOTH COULD MAKE IT.
YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE TO POWDER SOMETHING...
WANT A DRINK?
WHERE'S THE...
THIS IS GOING TO BE...
VERY EMBARRASSING FOR ME...
RELAX...
YOU CAN TRUST ME.
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SO...HOW MUCH BUSINESS
DID WE DO WITH YOU LAST YEAR?
6.3 MILLION.
THAT'S A LOT OF PAPER NAPKINS.
AND TOWELS, AND TOILET PAPER...
AND TOILET SEAT COVERS...
IT SEEMS LIKE 6.3 MILLION SHOULD BUY ME...
SOMETHING MORE THAN TOILET PAPER,
DON'T YOU THINK?
EVER BEEN TO DISNEYLAND?
I HAVE...
...NEVER LEFT THE HOTEL ROOM, DID WE?
EXCUSE ME, THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG.
THANK YOU.
VERY SMOOTH.
JUST DOING MY JOB.
ARE THEY ALL LIKE THAT?
MORE OR LESS.
SOME PEOPLE WANT MORE THAN AN INVOICE...
AT MONTH END.
HOW ARE THE LADIES?
SUITABLY TITILLATING.
WHAT'S A BRIGHT GUY LIKE YOU...
DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
[ ROMANTIC ♪♪♪ ]
WHAT WAS IT?
THE DOCTOR SAID IT WAS...
A CATASTROPHIC REACTION...
IN OTHER WORDS,
A KING-SIZED ANXIETY ATTACK.
STRESS.
THEY THINK IT'S MORE COMPLICATED.
( MIKE ): THE MEETING WON'T TAKE PLACE...
...WHERE HE SAID IT WOULD.
HE TOLD ME EXACTLY WHAT TABLE TO SIT AT.
OF COURSE...
SO HE'D RIG THE HIDDEN CAMERA THERE.
HOW'S J.C.?
( ANN ): HE'S BETTER...
HE'S GOING TO THE HOSPITAL FOR TESTS.
DID YOU CALL MARY?
WHAT ARE THE COPS GOING TO DO?
THEY'LL CHECK IF YOU'RE WIRED,
THEN SUGGEST YOU GO FOR A WALK.
WHERE?
( MIKE ): SOMEPLACE WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE,
LOTS OF NOISE,
AND BAD SIDELINES.
GREAT...THEN HOW CAN WE TAPE IT?
JAKE...
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ANN OUT FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
GOODNIGHT, CHRIS.
IT WAS INTERESTING TO MEET YOU, JASON...
WE SHOULD HAVE LUNCH SOMETIME.
THANK GOD THAT'S OVER WITH!
I CAN'T SIT DOWN FOR PINCHMARKS.
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
MMM...EIGHT HOURS SLEEP.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH...
YOU WERE TERRIFIC!
I'LL CALL YOU A TAXI.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
NOTHING, IT JUST FEELS A LITTLE...
TRUST ME...
I DID NOT SHORT-CHANGE YOU...
NO, NO...THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
THEN TAKE IT!
YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL,
YOU EARNED IT.
OH, I'M SORRY.
I DI THE WAY IT SOUNDED.
PLEASE TAKE IT.
I CAN'T.
FUNNY...IF CIRCUMSTANCES WERE...
...DIFFERENT?
GOODNIGHT.
I REALLY ENJOYED MYSELF.
SO DID I.
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HMMPH...
THE FIRST TIME...
WE'VE HAD DINNER TOGETHER IN A MONTH.
AND IT'S ABOUT WORK.
YEAH.
JAKE...
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE.
HOW CAN I BE, WHEN YOU SHUT ME OUT?
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU, EITHER.
BUT I WANT ALL OF YOU,
NOT JUST NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS.
HERE THEY COME.
CAN YOU TURN IT ON?
YEAH.
ARE THEY DOING?
CHECKING FOR TRANSMITTERS.
): I HAVE YOUR LS ON TAPE.
( GERRY ): THAT'S ALRIGHT...
I'LL JUST SAY THEY WERE MADE...
DURING AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION OF
PHONE SEX OPERATORS WHO...
SOLICIT FOR THE PURPOSES OF PROSTION.
( FRASER ): WE'RE NKING OF YOUR CAREER, TERRI...
WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE PREPARED TO TESTIFY
THAT YOU SOLICITED A *** ENCOUNTER.
( GERRY ): THAT'S RIGHT...
WE GOT A GUY WHO'LL SAY HE PAID YOU $200 FOR SEX.
( TERRI ): HE'S LYING, AND YOU KNOW IT.
( FRASER ): COULD BE...
...BUT WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL THE TRIAL.
( TERRI ): THEY'LL JUST THROW IT OUT.
( GERRY ): BUT YOU CAN'T THROW OUT THE HEADLINES AND THE T.V. COVERAGE...
AND, TALK
EVEN IF THE GUY ADMITS TO LYING,
THERE'S ALWAYS DOUBT...
IN THE BACKS OF PEOPLE'S MINDS.
WOW...I'VE NEVER SEEN A T.V. SO SMALL!
COME ON, GIVE ME THAT!
LET ME SEE THAT!
HAT'S GOING ON??
HERE...GET OUT OF HERE!
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[ CRASH! ]
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OUT OF THE WAY, POLICE!!
RIGHT THERE, DON'T EVEN MOVE!
GET UP, UP AGAINST THE WALL!
( FRASER ): WHERE'S YOUR CAMERA?
( JAKE ): DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
WHERE'S THE CAMERA?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
LADY...GET THE HELL OUTTA' HERE!
THE CAMERA, THE TAPE,
WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID TO TERRI,
IS ALL BACK AT THE STATION.
WE'RE CHANNEL 10 NEWS.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
SOMETHING REALLY STUPID...
IN FRONT OF LOTS OF PEOPLE,
I SUGGEST YOU L
PUT IT AWAY... PUT IT AWAY!!
OH, GOD...
AGGGH...
WHAT?
OH GOD, SORRY.
ARE YOU OKAY?
THERE'S PEOPLE WATCHING.
I DON'T CARE.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
YOUR PHONE CALLS ON TAPE.
IT
THAT'S ALRIGHT...
I'LL SAY THERE WAS AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION...
OF PHONE SEX OPERATORS WHO SOLICIT...
FOR PURPOSES OF PROSTITUTION.
( MIKE FENNELL ): GOOD...
NOT JUST GOOD...GREAT!
GREAT WORK ALL ROUND.
THANK YOU!
WHAT THE MATTER?
?@@
UM...I'M TRYING TO FIND SOME WAY...
TO SNEAK UP ON THIS.
WHAT?
JAKE AND I ARE GOING TO GO PUBLIC.
SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU HAD OBJECTIONS.
WOULD IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE?
DEPENDS ON WHAT THEY ARE.
AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T AFFECT THE WORK.
NO.
FINE.
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( J.C. ): ARTERIOSCLEROSIS...
IT INTERFERES WITH BLOOD FLOW TO THE BRAIN.
DOCTOR SAYS I'VE HAD LOTS OF SMALL STROKES.
CAN HE PRESCRIBE ANYTHING?
NO NEED TO.
THE BEST CURE IS REMOVING THE CAUSES.
WHICH ARE?
WELL, THE REGULAR SUSPECTS...
JUNK FOOD.
STRESS.
WHAT ABOUT THE BIG ONE?
WE'LL START WITH THE FIRST TWO.
ER OR LATER,
YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
I DON'T HAVE DRINKING PRO
I'VE GOT SOME GREAT HERBAL TEAS...
J.C., THEY'RE GOOD FOR THE NERVES!
YOU SEE THE FOOTAGE?
YEAH...
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT PICTURES.
GREAT SOUND, HOUGHT.
YEAH.
( TERRI ): WELL, LOOK AT THIS...
ONE IT'S FIRS
IT'S NOT ONE DATE.
NO?
WE'VE LIVED TOGETHER FOR...
WHAT...TWO YEARS NOW?
YEAH, ABOUT THAT.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
NO.
SEE YOU LATER.
WHY DON'T I PICK UP...
SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING.
ME, TOO.
OKAY.
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ME, TOO!
HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME?!?
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