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Bad news Decoy! Peter Jackson called. He said he's not going to lend you any more equipment until you replace that boom mike you destroyed.
I thought it was a scratching post. Fine. Call Ridley Scott- he owes me a favour.
Wow. Really outdid yourself on the set design guys.I have one word for you...
Production values.
Hello. I'm Decoy the Cat.
we've been working fast and furryess to get things ready for the Fe9News premiere.
Roll intro!
OK...This is just a place holder for now, but picture a 3D logo swooping
over the obligatory rotating globe shot
maybe we temper it with a bangin' soundtrack from Skrillex to keep ourselves current and edgy.
I don't care if you are union!
you're going to stay here until you get it right. Now dolly me in and cue the graphics.
Anyways...
Once we get the kinks worked out we're going to be the first news channel FOR cats
- BY cats.
Hey, Moron...
You're blocking the logo. Back... left...
Much better!
Here we have our standard 2 shot. Hi. I'm Alibi. Thy can read fur face. I'm just saying that... CUT!
Uhg- this stinks!
No- I'm serious.
Something stinks.
It's not that bad.
hmmmm... (sniff sniff). Is it me? Uh...I don't think so....
OH, wait a moment! Whoomp! There it is!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!
Oh my DOG you stink!
Ugh! It doesn't smell like teen spirit, Honey.
can I get a breath mint?
Fisherman's Friend (lozenge)?
Ricola?
Whatever.
Cat you later!