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Florida Florida
The whole year through What the hell is wrong?
Has Florida lost its mind? (Florida lost its mind)
Florida, Florida If something freaky's in the news
You can bet it all It's in Florida every time
Something's in the orange juice Something's really not right
You've become your own reality show, And we tune in every night
Oh Florida Flor-DUH
Don't mean to be unkind But you're the drainpipe of America
So Florida you're on my mind
From the Sun-Sentinel: What would you do for a cold beer? One man
caught a live alligator and brought it to a convenience store near Miami to try to trade
it for a 12-pack. The clerk, apparently uninterested in explaining to the boss that part of the
day's profit consisted of a large, scaly reptile, called the police. Instead of a beer, the
man received three citations.
Treasure Coast Palm: Singer Vanilla Ice acknowledged that he is the owner of the kangaroo and goat
captured by animal control officers . "They're both mine: They're buddies" the singer told
television station WPTV. "Bucky Buckaroo is spoiled rotten -- he has
his own enclosure and a female pot-bellied pig in there who is his lover. "There's also
the goat, but they're just friends."
Random headlines:
Florida man stabs wife over hamburger
Florida man runs naked through Dunkin Donuts
Florida man arrested for giving wedgies
Florida man attacks three women with sword and peanut butter sandwich
Florida man shoots roommate over pork chop
Wanna-be mermaid gets in hot water because her fake tail violates "no fins" policy at the pool
.Oh Florida, Florida I don't mean to be unkind But you're the drainpipe of America So Florida, you're on my mind