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Lenny Lump
Lenny ran as fast as he could, after a party in the wood.
Moonshine, mead and wine, when saw a girl, oh so fine!
And that girl, her smile did linger, as did her scent upon his finger.
He took the scenic route home, still plenty of time left to roam...
He was tired and couldn't think, but was happy, thanks to the drink!
He ran through wood and meadow, that softly carressed his toe...
There he came upon a stream, It was as if in a dream.
And Lenny was an agile man, a little jump, that was the plan!
Lenny Lump, Lump, Lump, made a jump, jump, jump...
Over the stream, stream, stream, although...
He lost his toe, lost his toe, lost his toe! What a *** schmoe!
There was pain, oh such pain, enough to drive a man insane!
Can a tree really do this to me? Hard to think, but plain to see...
So pick up what's left of it, and get away from this hellish pit!
A root, well wouldn't you know, sharp enough to take his toe.
The forest it became so tricky, a gaping would becoming sticky.
And Lenny's brains like Apple Crumble, so every step became a stumble.
And now to me, you might have known, as Lenny stumbles into my home!
The house it shakes! A hammer he takes!
And then he nails...
Yes, he nails it on, he nails it on, he drives the nails through his little toe.
That little toe, toe, toe...