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Toddammit!
Out of eggs again! One thing I've learned about working in
LA is jobs are like roller coasters, you never know
when they're just gonna crap out on you and leave you hanging. You never know if your
next paycheck is gonna be your last so it's a good idea shop smart!
The gods of the industry have granted us lowly
PAs the best gift they could and here in Los Angeles that's the
'99 Cents Only Store'. The 99 Cents Store
is NOT a Dollar Store we have 'The Dollar Tree" in Florida
but this is at least 43 times better than that. So today I'm gonna teach you how to shop at the 99 Cents Store.
The first thing you gotta do is get your *** to the 99 Cents Store. For me the
closest one is in walking distance so I'm gonna walk. ((LAYGO))
Can't forget thesem there's crazies out there.
waiting...
waiting... waiting...
waiting...
Oh my god, here!
(Automated voice) "wait, wait, wait, wait!"
Waiting...this is life in LA.
ta-tas
Exercise, it's ALL the rage in LA.
Oh my god we made it! All of the things...All of the things...
all of the things... ALL OF THE THINGS!
There's no need to create shopping list before you go to the 99 Cents Store.
Because everything's 99 cents you can buy the whole store for a Benjamin!
Hmmm...99 cents huh? Only 99 cents...
Wait, what? Also it's impossible to plan out
what to purchase at the 99 Cents Store because they stock different things everyday
it's a Suburban Mom's nightmare.
dafuq is this? DAFUQ?
Dafuq is this?
dafuq is this? dafuq is this? DAFUQ?
dafuq? Dafuq is this?
There are many HEALTHY options at the 99 Cents Store. So healthy.
So healthy, so healthy, Sugar-free!?!?!
So healthy! Soooo healthy
Salad's healthy. So healthy,
so healthy, so healthy, SO HEALTHY SOOO
HEALTHY! The 99 Cents Store is THE place
to experiment, so be adventurous!
The real deals are the things that are 2 or 4 for
99 cents!
What a deal! 4 for 99 cents, what a deal! Wait that's 3. What a deal!
These are like two dollars
everywhere else... Another thing the 99 Cents Store has taught me is the importance of being a brand conscience consumer.
MMMM Julie Pads...Natureplex
disposable ***, YES! Patience is a virtue.
Doctor Sheffield's? HECK YES!
Ooh, Fantasy! Ooh, U-check. Once you're finished
find an open line! Not open, not open, not open...OPEN!
Now leave the store with
your arms full of the treasures you found today.
Oh my god here.
Once you're home reevaluate the life choices that led you to move to one of the most
expensive cities in the United States
God it was hot out there! Wait,
how'd I only wind up with one bag? There were so many deals!
Oh well, well I got Coconut Water,
to stay hydrated, because it's hot as balls outside.
Beans because you can never go wrong
with beans...they make you..Carrots
again healthy! Light bulbs because these
blow out ALL the time!
I don't know I guess there wasn't THAT much that I ACTUALLY need at the 99 Cents Store today but at least I got my
Toddamn eggs!
not 99 cents...