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eProducciones presents
Divine Intervention
Directed and edited by ezequieldavid
Script written by Herr Schadenfreude
With the voices of --
Story and characters by Herr Schadenfreude
My brothers in Satan, my brothers in hell!
This reunion has been great
But like every year, we must part.
It's been an honor my friend.
We will see you on the other side of the desert, if you ever need us.
You undead brain eating *** are going back to hell!
For it is me, Tex.
the saviour of all good children in the shadow of the Valley of Death!
Lord...
Bless this round as I drive it into ievery of these maggot infested shitbags!
Damn straight!
We got survivors.
Move the barricade!
Hey there, strangers.
I want to know who you are before we let you anywhere near us
My family is inside the gas station.
We have food, beer and protection.
My brother has the flu, but that is a virus we should worry the least about
The one to my left is Garrit.
The one to my right is Donovan.
My name is Slater.
I don't like the look of this *** over here.
This homeless piece of *** thinks he can shoot a real man's gun.
I don't like the look of this chump standing in front of me either.
Well boys, we have talked about this.
Well, what do you plan to do?
You ***!
You can't do this!
I hope you rot in hell...
My family will not die so easily
They will kill you before you kill me!
Any minute now my son is gonna come through that door
and blow your *** balls off!
We are all taking a ride to hell, and you are riding shotgun!
Please, if there is anyone here... anyone at all...
We can provide protection we can provide shelter and food.
We have all the resources you need.
It appears that they do not succumb to the necrosis of the flesh...
They do not decay...
they are alive.
I may say they are alive but in no way humans
You think I am insane,
but look at you, trying to convince us that those things are still us.
They are... they merely resemblant to us
They are not the same.
Did you find anything?
I went out twenty miles
I could not find anyone
Everyone is...
I think everyone out there is dead
and has been for a long time.
Do you really think we are the last ones out here...
I do not like to admit it.
None of us do... None of us do...
Oh ***, I shot the lock!
You are not leaving me to die here!
God...
Why have you forsaken us?
If you still love us...
Tell me...
what I can do to save them.
Thank you, God
Amen.
Hm, I guess there isn't anyone here.
Are you bitten?
No.
Have you come into contact with the Devil's advocates?
What?!
Answer the question!
No!
Ah, ***!
I can't believe this, you *** old man!
Do not ever take that Man's name in vain.
Who the hell are you?
Who the HELL am I?
Wait, seriously.
What is your name?
Gerald, what's yours?
You do not need to know that much.
What do I need to know?
I did not send you to St. Peter's gates
be grateful and repent to your God.
OH for fuc-
You can not just leave me out here!
Why is that, Gerald?
Aren't you supposed to be a shepard guiding the scared or some *** like that?
Fear is non-existant.
***.
Even when I walk through the shadow of the valley of death
I fear no evil, for the Lord is by my side.
Just follow me.
My brothers!
We have finally been rewarded with the Apocalypse
May we use it to our advantage.
Hail!
We shall *** all the female survivors!
Hail!
We shall kill every man and child!
Hail!
And we will feast upon their flesh, like our undead brethren!
Hail!
Satan!
Lets raid this ***' ***!
Where are we going?
You mean, where are you going...
You can't *** leave me out here! I'll get killed!
Aim for the head.
If those necro *** don't get me.
the damn bikers and raiders will!
Raiders? Bikers?.
You talking football, son?
Nevermind
The *** Satanists have been telling us this *** for years
And while your people sat on their *** praying to Mr. *** Kite
they were right!
I prefer the Octopus' Garden.
Since when does a Priest listen to the Beatles?
When the world ends,, we all have our guilty pleasures.
Sometimes, they do not need repentance.
South or North?
This is ***!
I am hear to kick *** for the Lord
Not kiss his whiny sons' ***.
Some priest you are...
Fantastic.
Hm.
Well what do we have here?
A priest and a choir boy!
Any last words, ya sorry sonava ***!
I don't want to die this way!
How do you want to die?
Having a heart attack during an *** on my 90th birthday?
Once we start firing, the zombies are going to come and eat your ***
You ain't afraid, preacher man?
I fear no evil, for the Lord is on my side.
Yeah, yeah...
That's what they all say..
Hail!
Satan!
Go home and baww, like the sheep you are.
You filthy son of a mother I will cut you!
God bless this land and this day!
Yeah, yeah. Have fun with that.
We are dead... we are dead...
Anything encouraging you have to say?
You ever heard of Divine Intervention?
When God comes down from Heaven to make a miracle?
He's God, not Santa Claus, who will make your dreams come true.
What is Divine Intervention then?
A bullet to the head!
Directed and edited by ezequieldavid
Script written by Herr Schadenfreude
Story and characters by Herr Schadenfreude
Starring Patric Whitstone