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Hey! It's game day, how come you guys aren't wearing your jerseys?
Game day jerseys are for ***, *** bag.
What do you want, seriously?
Spike, I have that product for you tonight.. You'd better, and make sure it's higher quality than this ***..
it's like dragging on pine needles..
I will! Hey, it's ok if I hang out with you guys tonight, right?
Oh god... Just make sure the *** is decent
*** stain! That was painful.
Hey! Hey, are you on your way?
I can't go.. Oh my god, are you joking, you're still grounded?
Your parents are such a nightmare, just sneak out! I can't, I have to answer the phone if they call..
You mean they're gone? Til when? Tomorrow..
Well, what's the problem? When you talk to them tomorrow you just tell them you didn't hear the phone ring..
If I don't answer the phone they're going to turn around and come home..
(inaudible) No, they've got that covered..
I've got the one mom that isn't electronically challenged.
Um.. she even saw your profile.. She has some nerve!
Oh my god, I feel so violated! She's like a "Hitler"!
Oh, I know, I'm sorry Stace.. What should I tell Brad?
Tell him the truth! Yah right, I'll think of something..
Listen babe, I'm really hurting for you. It's just not going to seem like a party without you.
Thanks, Stace.. Love you babe, I'll call you later with the blow by blow..
Oh wait, ask Brad to call me? Oh, yah, absolutely. It's the first thing I'll do.
Ok, thanks - bye. Bye.
Anjelica is not coming. You know I try to be her friend, but it is SO hard. She's going to stay home and STUDY.
It's an event. Doesn't she know I'm expecting her to be there?
I know you're disappointed, Anjelica is so needy, I just don't know what to say about her..
Hey! I got one! I got one!
(no dialogue)
{music}
Hey bro! I'm going to go - keg's that way..
{music}
Hey, get me a beer!
Come on!
What's going on? We're going to go to Anjelica's and scare
the *** out of her!
Hey! What's going on man?
We're going to go scare the *** out of Anjeclia!
Move it, stupid!
What, are you looking for trouble? Anytime!
How about if I kick your ***? How about if you do? You do all his fighting for him?
Let's go.. We've got business..
Thanks..
She must be up.. Pull up right here..
This is alpha team leader calling zebra team moon hanger..
Prepare to disembark, Sergeant Bunghole..
This is zebra team moon hanger, I read you loud and clear.. over..
Shut up, ***!
Get going... call us when you're placed.
This is alpha team leader, prepare to disembark
And keep those pants buckled soldier, don't forget that crack kills... especially a big hairy crack like yours..
Zebra team leader.. watch your back -
Idiots
Scott's sneaking on the side and Jimmy's going on the roof.. it's going to rock!
Scott should like moan in the chimney or something.. that'd be scary..
That's gay! Just like you.
Listen, Einstein, when I want your opinion
I'll beat it out of you
I don't know where she is.. The light was on just a minute ago.
Anjelica!! Hellooooo?
Hey! What are you guys doing here?
Well, you couldn't come to the party so we brought the party to you! Hey Angelica...
Hey Owen... Can we come in?
Uh... I don't know.. I'm not supposed too..
Come on, you're not gonna leave us standing out here looking stupid are you?
No Spike, you take care of that all by yourself..
What?? Nothing! God!
It'll be ok, we won't stay long..
Sweet!
Yo! *** stain, make me a sandwich! Roast beef!
She have any beer in there?
Uh... Milk.
Pour me a glass...
It wasn't natural..
{creaking sound from above}
I..a... left something in the car..
Be right back..
{booming sound from above}
What was that? I don't know...
I know what it was... What?
Evil's in the house..
Really?
No... not really.
Jerk!
It's almost the scariest thing I ever heard..
Ooooohhh eeeewwww...
Maybe this had to do with calling that show...you called that show.. what's it called?
"The Open Door".
You gotta lay off the blow...
Hey!
OK Spike, how are you doing that?
Something's here..
{BOOM}
Go outside and tell those retards the joke is over..
What are you talking about?!
Jimmy and Scott are outside making that noise
How? I don't know hotshot.. in a minute, you can ask them.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Come on you guys! I know you can hear me!
Owen said for you to come in..
If you guys jump out at me, I swear to God I'm going to freak out!
UGHH!!! (coming from above)
Guys!! I!!
(groaning) Are you okay?
Jimmy?? (groaning continues)
Hey... (groaning)
Jimmy, be careful.. Jimmy!!
Jimmy!!
(Zombie groan)
(Zombie groan)
{ghostly voices whispering}
You didn't find them?
Don't ignore me you little ***!!
{Heavy breathing, wheezing}
Owen...
What?!
Hey ***! Joke's over.
Hey! *** moron, I said cut it out, it isn't funny anymore..
My god...
What happened?? Guys!
He probably took something... Guys!
SHUT UP! What did he take?
How should I know?
It was Jimmy and Scott, they think it's funny to see how *** up they can get him..
What makes you look like THAT?
They gave him elephant tranquilizers once,
and he looked worse than this...
I think he's DYING! Nobody is dying here!
You need to call 911!
Are you crazy? There is no way I'm going to explain this to my old man!
Snap out of it!!
Don't do that... SHUT UP!!
Look, he's gonna be okay... You want to give me a hand or what?
You've got it handled.. you're "Mr. Perfect", you've got everything handled..
We to call SOMEBODY!
We're not calling anybody! And what's that supposed to mean "Timmy"?
(in Anjelica's voice) I wish Owen and all his stupid friends would just leave me alone, permanently!
(gasp)
He can't be...
Couldn't be what? What? What is it?
What??
I know what this is!
He's been goofing on us the whole time!
This little *** thinks it's his BIG moment,
he's going to tell everybody how he SCARED us
It was their plan to come over here and scare you the whole time!
I told them not to, but they would NOT listen to ...
Like you told Brad to call me?
And you set those pictures up with Heather...
That wasn't me!! That was HIM!
He was the one... Would you SIT DOWN!!
Get your hand off her!! What are you doing?!!
You're killing her man! You're *** killing her! Let her go!!!!
This isn't what I meant!!!