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Erin: I want east coast coolness.
I want southern values.
Nicole: Okay.
Erin: I want west coast ease.
Nicole: Mm-hmm.
Erin: I want northern style, you know?
Nicole: Okay, okay.
Erin: And I want none of their accents.
(music)
Nicole: This is my friend Erin. She's single, 30
and desperate, desperate for a man.
So, we are going wine tasting today.
We're going to find a guy and hopefully lock it in
because she is not getting any younger.
(whistle)
(music)
(typing sounds)
I think today is a new day.
I mean this with love.
You date only ***.
Erin: Horrible people.
Nicole: We have to find you a good guy.
Erin: Is it possible?
Nicole: I think that today is the day my friend.
Erin: Really?
Nicole: I really, really do.
Erin: Okay, I'm going to trust you on this.
Nicole: You are going to find your Prince Charming here.
Erin: Okay. I'm open.
Nicole: How are we feeling about this guy behind you?
Erin: Should I make like a weird move to look?
Nicole: Just say, "Excuse me, could you pass me
a napkin?"
Erin: Oh that's actually really good.
I'm sorry, will you just pass me a napkin?
Allen: Sure.
Erin: Thank you.
My name's Erin.
Allen: Erin? Allen.
Erin: Allen, nice to meet you.
Allen: Ow.
Erin: Sorry I have a very strong handshake.
Allen: Yeah.
Nicole: Are you looking to get married?
Erin: (laughing)
Oh it doesn't sound like you are.
Allen: I mean eventually.
Okay, I see where this is going.
You're not a natural blonde I can tell.
That's cool.
Erin: So we're 0 for 1. When he asked me ...
Nicole: About being a natural blonde?
Erin: Was that negging?
Nicole: What's that?
Erin: It's like when a guy makes like a
passive aggressive diss to you to make you
feel insecure so that you want to hook up with them.
Nicole: Totally.
Erin: That's what that was?
Nicole: Yes.
Erin: Right?
Nicole: Absolutely.
Erin: So far I'm still dying alone.
Nicole: All right. I didn't say we were going
to get it on the first try.
Erin: Okay. Pet peeves?
Nicole: Yeah.
Erin: Jewelry. Don't say that you are a good dancer.
Flip-flops?
Wide leg jeans.
Nicole: Guys that talk when you're in the car with them.
Erin: Guys who talk about themselves.
Guys who don't say I look young for my age.
Nicole: Don't drive a convertible. Desperate.
Erin: Drive a convertible if you're gay.
Nicole: Like how tall?
Erin: I need 6' or higher.
Nicole: That's narrowing it down by a lot.
Erin: My husband lives in a narrow region.
And a guy who's never loved anyone else.
Nicole: Yeah.
For sure.
I'm Nicole. I'm married.
Man black jacket: Nice to meet you.
Nicole: She's as single as they come.
Man black jacket: Yeah.
Erin: What does your tattoo say?
Man black jacket: It says amare sine timore.
It's Latin. It means love without fear.
How old are you guys?
Erin: Deeper into our 30s, you know?
Man black jacket: I'm deeper into my 30s as well.
Erin: Yeah, that's true, but it's different for a girl.
Man black jacket: Oh, good [unintelligible] and a
little plastic surgery, it all comes back.
Nicole: All right, well. This was really nice.
Man black jacket: It was.
Erin: I'll give you a pound.
Man black jacket: I'm not giving you a pound.
Erin: Why?
Man black jacket: I just don't give girls pounds.
Erin: When I was left hanging and he wouldn't pound me ...
Nicole: That was very aggressive.
Erin: A little rude.
Nicole: You're giving out a little angry killer,
and you need to come off a little more damsel
in distress.
Can you just hum in your head. Just hum.
(humming)
Erin: What if the humming in my head is like
dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun?
Nicole: No. It's got to go like feminine (humming).
Yeah, yeah.
Man purple shirt: Well I'm from Alabama, so ...
Nicole: What part?
Man purple shirt: Monroeville.
Nicole: My mother is from Brewton and my father
is from Tuskegee.
Man purple shirt: You know I rarely, rarely meet
people from Alabama.
Nicole: From Alabama.
Man purple shirt: Cynthia Tucker is ...
Nicole: Cynthia Tucker is my cousin.
Man purple shirt: Oh. Cynthia's mother is my mom's
godmother.
Nicole: Mary's sister is Lucille.
Lucille is my grandmother.
Man purple shirt: Oh, that's crazy.
Nicole: Are we related?
Man purple shirt: I don't know if we're related.
Nicole: It's crazy.
Erin: So, you could be in the wedding.
Nicole: Erin, you have to marry him.
He's my family.
Man purple shirt: Oh.
Erin: I'm really into that idea.
He was really nice.
Nicole: He is very nice.
I actually think he deserves better than you.
Erin: By the way, agree.
Nicole: I just think that you're not getting any younger.
I mean you're pretty but ...
Erin: Yeah.
Nicole: You were prettier last year.
Erin: Hi guys.
Mandell: Hey, how you doing?
Erin: My name's Erin.
Mandell: Mandell.
Erin: Mandell, nice to meet you.
Mandell: Nice to meet you.
Erin: What do you do for a living Mandell?
Mandell: I am a personal trainer and a bouncer.
Erin: What kind of car do you drive?
Mandell: Convertible.
Erin: Let's go.
Nicole: Bye you guys.
Man purple shirt: Hey, I want to give you my number
before you leave.
Erin: Thank you.
Man purple shirt: Before you take off.
I wanted to give it to Nicole.
Nicole: Oh yes, I'm going to tell my family
that we know each other now.
Man purple shirt: Yes.
Nicole: That was so fun.
Erin: That was awful.
I'm dying alone.
Nicole: Oh, well I got a number and you didn't.
Erin: From your cousin?
If that's what LA has to offer then I'm just going
to focus on my career.